<![CDATA[COVIDsteria + Daily Memes: Great Reset Survival Tips]]>https://covidsteria.substack.com/s/great-reset-survival-tipshttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Tckj!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc6dfb50-6b9a-4a96-936f-14cbf287df9e_1280x1280.pngCOVIDsteria + Daily Memes: Great Reset Survival Tipshttps://covidsteria.substack.com/s/great-reset-survival-tipsSubstackThu, 23 Apr 2026 08:20:33 GMT<![CDATA[ANTISEMITISM ALERT: Top 10 Signs You Are an Antisemite 🫣]]>https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/antisemitism-alert-top-10-signs-you-are-an-antisemitehttps://covidsteria.substack.com/p/antisemitism-alert-top-10-signs-you-are-an-antisemiteWed, 11 Mar 2026 13:02:56 GMTWith another forever war for Bibi raging, we interrupt our normal meme collection posts to ask an important question: Are you or any goyim you know an antisemite???

We ask because antisemites are EVERYWHERE and EVERYONE seems to be one these days. In fact, you might even have an antisemite lurking inside of your goyim body just waiting for the right moment to come out - like during another forever war with Iran for Bibi...:

Chestburster Scene in “Alien ...

This post will help you know the signs of antisemitism so you can turn yourself or other goyim over for righteous punishment from Randy Fine and the ADL.

At the end of this post, please take our antisemite litmus test poll (let us know your score in the comments) and then vote on what the punishment should be if you or any other goyim failed the litmus test poll. Likewise, if we forgot any signs you or a goyim you know might be an antisemite, let us know in the comments for future posts…

And please remember: Like with forest fires, only YOU can prevent antisemitism - by sharing/saving/archiving this post on archive.today / wayback machine (as this post may not be able to stay up for very long 🫣) and by subscribing…

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10. You are not outraged by, publicly calling out or trying to stop the behavior of these rabid antisemites

If you are ever driving through Williamsburg, you come across these rabid antisemites, and you refuse publicly call out or report their behavior to Randy Fine and the ADL for punishment, you are an antisemite:

Satmar Yeshiva students are known to be the most rabid of all antisemites:

And here is the king or rather the grand rabbi of the antisemites…:

9. Watching or listening to rabid antisemite & NAZI platformer Joe Rogan

If you have ever listened to rabid antisemite and NAZI platformer Joe Rogan, you are an antisemite:

Netanyahu’s son claims Joe Rogan refused to have father on his show: ‘Years of antisemitic propaganda’

In 2023, Rogan made a jab on his podcast about Jews being “into money.”

“The idea that Jewish people are not into money, that’s ridiculous. That’s like saying Italians aren’t into pizza. It’s f—ing stupid,” he said.

Earlier that same year, the prime minster’s son, then 26, was caught on video outside a Tel Aviv strip club drunkenly boasting about his father and making risqué comments about women.

8. Listen/read/follow ANY of these other antisemitic podcasters or alt-media “panican idiots”

It’s not just Joe Rogan who is an antisemite who platforms NAZIs. Brenden Dilley has started a thread to ID all media figures who are not just so-called “panican idiots;” but are also antisemites because they are daring to question the war with Iran for Bibi:

There is another good thread of antisemites you MUST IGNORE:

It is now verboten to follow these antisemitic Twitter handles (they may also have Substack handles) and if you don’t block them, you are an antisemite:

I’m also adding these obvious NAZIs:

Are there any other antisemites missing? Tell us in a comment…:

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7. When asked to shrill for Israel, you demand the 30 pieces of silver upfront (and check whether the coins have been clipped…🫣)

If you are an “influencer” and you get asked to shrill for Israel for 30 pieces of silver; but you demand the silver up front because you are afraid of being cheated not getting paid for any reason, you are an antisemite (plus you are a rabid NAZI if you check whether the coins have been clipped…):

[Below was auto translated from Hebrew…]

Millions of lawsuits: Recruited for hasbara at the height of the crisis and discovered that there was no one to pay them | Calcalist
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6. You search for and watch videos that don’t match what you have been told about life in Iran (especially for women)

Everyone knows Iran is living in the 9th century and their women are oppressed and forced to wear burqas. If you watch any videos that show otherwise [e.g. search Iran tour on YouTube], you are an antisemite:

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5. Are squeamish about using/applying ancient concepts or practices like Amalek today

One of the red heifers that both Bibi and Tucker Carlson (among others) have touched upon is the ancient concept or idea of “Amalek:”

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Nakam - Wikipedia

If you are squeamish of applying “Amalek” to the Gazans/Palestinians/Iranians etc or question the Amalek rantings of Randy Fine or Mark Levin, you are an antisemite:

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4. “Doing your own research” about “Chabad” and listening to what Tucker said about it rather than accepting correct official narratives

“Doing your own research” during the scamdemic was anti-science conspiracy theory; but doing any of your own research on “Chabad” after Tucker touched on them is antisemitic:

Of course, “Chabad” only represents a small minority and some of their more hmmm “exotic” beliefs might only represent a minority of “Chabad.” For example: Sefer HaTanya (The Book of Tanya), authored by Rabbi Schneur Zalman of Liadi (the "Alter Rebbe") in 1796, is the seminal, foundational text of Chabad-Lubavitch Hasidism. But if you are troubled by some of the more “exotic” beliefs that are said to be in the book, you are an antisemite - like these Grok/Wikipedia entries:

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Tanya (Judaism) - Wikipedia

3. Fail to support “Total War” [Totaler Krieg] for the Greater Israel project to provide Lebensraum for Israel

There are over 7 million Israeli Jews while the Middle East’s population is estimated to be over 400 million with the new Turkey-Qatar axis now becoming a dangerous threat…

If you don’t support “Total War” [Totaler Krieg] or for fighting/ethnically cleansing everyone else in the Middle East to provide Israel with more Lebensraum ["living space" or "room to live"], then you are an antisemite:

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[They also want Mecca and Medina…]

2. Doing your own research about “our greatest ally” Israel

Doing your own research about these events involving “our greatest ally” Israel means you a rabid antisemite and probably a NAZI:

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1) Refuse to (or let your children/grandchildren) get in this box for Bibi

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BONUS: You are an antisemite IF you refuse to like or share this post or become a paid subscriber

Refusing to like or share this post or become a paid subscriber is a classic sign that you are an antisemite and need to have a word with Randy Fine and the ADL.

Even better IF you can forward this post to Alex Jones, Nick Fuentes, Tucker, Joe Rogan, etc via Twitter, email, etc…

ANTISEMITE POLL:

* Randy Fine weights 450 pounds (give or take 50 pounds) - him sitting on an antisemite could be fatal for the antisemite…
** Tucker Carlson always says Lindsey Graham is charming (and probably gets even more charming after a few glasses of wine which he seems to regularly partake in…). Graham also says he had girlfriends when he was in the military - although nobody has ever tried to locate them to confirm his stories…
*** There are lots of videos floating around that show what happens in Tel Aviv bunkers does not stay in a Tel Aviv bunkers (unfortunately….)… (NOTE: There is alot of talk/videos etc on Twitter that goyim are often not welcomed in some of their bunkers…) For example:

Again, IF we left anything out that makes you an antisemite, let everyone know in the comments plus tell us your score in our above poll so that everyone knows you are not an antisemite:

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You might also be an antisemite if you don’t take a look at, like and share these old meme posts:

And remember, refusing to like, share or subscribe to this Substack AUTOMATICALLY makes you an antisemite (please also remember that Substack takes a clipping on all the coins content creators on here receive):

I want to share this post because I am NOT an antisemite…

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]]><![CDATA[URGENT: The National Association for the Advancement of Retarded Vice Presidents of Color (NAARVPC) Needs Your Support!]]>https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/national-association-for-advancement-retarded-vphttps://covidsteria.substack.com/p/national-association-for-advancement-retarded-vpMon, 08 Jul 2024 13:02:44 GMTWe have come so far in the fight against discrimination, but significant work remains to be done. This includes protecting the rights of retarded Vice Presidents of color to not only become President, but to also run for President - thereby protecting our precious democracy and breaking yet another glass ceiling…

The National Association for the Advancement of Retarded Vice Presidents of Color (NAARVPC) was formed to help advance the careers retarded Vice Presidents of color who might otherwise be forced off of Presidential tickets and disposed of like a used tampon. This is UNFAIR because retarded people of all colors are all around us and already hold many important roles within our government:

Retarded Vice Presidents of color can still make great Presidents as they are just like the rest of us:

  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color did not just fall out of some coconut tree…:

  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color are inquisitive and natural scientists…:

  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color are tough as nails…:

  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color are capable of deep political thoughts…:

  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color know how to work together and to continue to work together…:

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‘We Will Work Together’: Kamala Harris Gets Stuck On Repeat In Rambling Remarks At Special Summit (dailywire.com)

  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color understand foreign policy and geography…:

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Kamala Harris mocked for Russia-Ukraine war explanation (nypost.com)

  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color are COVID experts…:

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  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color are on top of and all over the inflation thing…:

  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color have imagination…:

Remarks by Vice President Harris at a Clean Transit Event | The White House

  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color are unburdened by what has been…:

  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color love buses…:

  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color have an extra special love for yellow school buses in particular…:

Kamala is mocked for gushing about her love for 'yellow school buses' in $1billion push to switch to new zero-emission vehicles that drivers fear will cause them 'logistical problems'

  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color are loyal - just like your female dog…:

Willie Brown: Sure, I dated Kamala Harris. So what?
Tales From the Great Reset: Willie’s Willie Tells All (Exclusive Interview!)

  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color know how to cackle laugh and whoop it up with the best of them…:

  1. Retarded Vice Presidents of color have excellent speechwriters and staff to assist them…:

Ex-Harris Staffer Says She Gives 'Soul-Destroying Criticism': Report - Business Insider
Ex-Harris Staffer Says She Gives 'Soul-Destroying Criticism': Report - Business Insider
A heartbeat from the presidency at a dangerous time, can Kamala Harris rise to the task? | Archives | sfexaminer.com
A heartbeat from the presidency at a dangerous time, can Kamala Harris rise to the task? | Archives | sfexaminer.com

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]]><![CDATA[URGENT: The Anti-Dementia Defamation League (ADDL) Needs Your Support!]]>https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/anti-dementia-defamation-league-addl-needs-helphttps://covidsteria.substack.com/p/anti-dementia-defamation-league-addl-needs-helpSat, 06 Jul 2024 13:01:04 GMTWe have come so far in the fight against discrimination and defamation, but significant work remains to be done. This includes protecting the rights of dementia suffering Presidents to not only remain President, but to also run for re-election - thereby protecting our precious democracy…

The Anti-Dementia Defamation League (ADDL) was formed to protect dementia suffering Presidents from defamation and discrimination - like being forced off a Presidential ticket like a used diaper or a “broken-down pile of crap” just because they might be prone to a few more gaffes than non-dementia sufferers…:

This is UNFAIR because dementia suffering Presidents can still make wonderful Presidents as they are just like the rest of us:

  1. Unlike FDR, dementia suffering Presidents have walking capabilities - most of the time…:

SENILEsteria: Best Biden Stair Climbing Memes (And Joe Keeps Falling Yeah He Keeps Falling!)
BIDENsteria: Best Biden Falls of His Bike Memes (Its Putin's Fault!)
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  1. Dementia suffering Presidents are still capable of strong interpersonal relations on the world stage…:

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Joe Biden munches wife Jill's finger at Iowa campaign stop (nypost.com)
Opinion | Joe Biden gets ready to take the plunge - The Washington Post

  1. And while dementia suffering Presidents may suffer from short bouts of confusion - especially after sundown and during debates…………:

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  1. And dementia suffering Presidents sometimes struggle with technology - just like the rest of us…………:

  1. Dementia suffering Presidents are surrounded by really smart and loving family members to help them manage the things that might get a little overwhelming at times - like running a global empire fighting multiple wars…:

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Hunter Biden reportedly called Jill an ‘entitled c–t’ in texts
'GO F**K YOURSELF' Hunter Biden called Jill Biden a ‘vindictive moron’ and blasted her teaching skills in foul-mouthed argument over rehab

  1. Dementia suffering Presidents also surround themselves with top notch staff - some of whom are historical figures and walk in history every day…:

Karine Jean-Pierre: "I'm a historic figure and I certainly walk in history every day."
Biden All-Female Communications Team Won't Tell Nation What's Wrong, Nation Should Already Know November 30th, 2020 Al PRESIDENT-ELECT BIDEN'S WH COMMUNICATIONS TEAM KARINE JEAN PIERRE] ISYMONE SANDERSI IPIL! TOBAR - iFunny Brazil

  1. It is true that dementia suffering Presidents have mood swings and their personality changes can be frequent…:

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  1. Dementia suffering Presidents have the same bodily functions just like the rest of us…:

Camilla 'hasn't stopped talking about' hearing President 'break wind' during chat at Cop26 summit | Daily Mail Online
POOPgate: Best Biden Sh*tting On Himself Memes

  1. Dementia suffering Presidents take medications - just like MANY Americans…:

Matt Bai’s ‘All the Truth Is Out,’ About Gary Hart - The New York Times
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  1. Dementia suffering Presidents sleep - just like the rest of us…:

Biden says he nearly 'fell asleep' at debate, blames foreign travel despite week off to rest (nypost.com)

  1. Dementia suffering Presidents suffer from jet lag and colds - just like the rest of us…:

  1. Dementia suffering Presidents still take showers and have the assistance of loving family members while they do so…:

Ashley Biden Diary : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Ashley Biden Diary : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
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Now that you have seen how dementia suffering Presidents are just like you or I…

The Anti-Dementia Defamation League (ADDL) needs your support TODAY!

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]]><![CDATA[HEALTH ALERT: Top 11 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes]]>https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/top-11-sudden-adult-death-syndrome-causeshttps://covidsteria.substack.com/p/top-11-sudden-adult-death-syndrome-causesFri, 14 Jul 2023 13:00:34 GMTWith the sudden rise of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS), I am deeply concerned about the health and safety of all my paid subscribers. I have already done some posts to help you stay safe from SADS:

And from Monkeypox:

It has come to my attention that the experts and the media have found even MORE causes for Sudden Adult Death Syndrome or for Dying Suddenly...

I have put together another helpful list of top causes of SADS so you can take appropriate measures to protect yourself and members of your family…

As a reminder, I am not a big pharma salesman doctor, but neither is Bill Gates. (And IF you know of any other potential causes of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome, let me know and drop me a link in the comments section…).

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And now for more causes of SADS that you need to be aware of to stay safe and healthy:

11) Something to do With the Bees…

Bee losses are apparently already triggering food shortages, and this is causing early and sudden deaths:

Global pollinator losses causing 500,000 early deaths a year

HOWEVER, conspiracy theorists seem to suspect something else is going on regarding those food shortages:

10) Your Bra…

Ladies, it’s time to burn the bras as they may be killing you:

Is Your Bra Killing You? Experts Say Yes

But these guys “ladies” don’t seem to be concerned:

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Maybe somebody should tell them…

9) Being a Woman Under 50…

Being a [real…] woman is so harddddddd these days… If women don’t have a heart attack when under the age of 50…

Heart attack symptoms as more younger women are experiencing medical emergency

8) Menopause…

… They now need to worry about heart disease (and then dying suddenly…) when Menopause starts:

Menopause symptoms increase risk of heart disease, study suggests

So guys, are you sure that you want to transition into a woman???

7) Changing Exam Rooms During an Exam…

Its stressful enough being a university student these days and having to pay back all that student loan debt…

On top of that, suddenly having to change exam rooms during the middle of an exam is causing sudden deaths:

Girl student dies of heart attack during exam after invigilator tells her to change centre midway

6) Passing your University Exams…

IF university students aren’t dying suddenly when having to unexpectedly change rooms during an exam, they are dropping dead when they get their exam results:

University student 'dies of joy' after hearing he'd passed his exams with flying colours

Maybe he saw the final bill with no loan forgiveness and the job market right now for university grads…

5) Being Happy…

One reason they might be trying so hard to kill happiness is that they just want to keep us safe because happiness kills:

Can being too happy kill you? Study says ‘happy trigger’ can lead to rare heart failure

I guess that means all those progressive Karens and their eunuch Chads are completely safe…

I guess when they put you in a pod and make you eat zee bugs, it’s to make sure you don’t die of happiness…

4) Your Gas Stove…

Gas stoves might cook better, but what good is that if the gas is causing you to die suddenly?

Your Gas Stove May Be Killing You. How Much Should You Worry?

Either way, my stove identifies as electric…:

3) Working as a Czech Diplomat…

Do you think your job is hard? Try working as a Czech diplomat:

After 3 Czech diplomats die suddenly, Prague urges staff to improve work-life balance

2) Working for Amazon…

And if you thought working as a Czech diplomat was hard, don’t even think about working for Amazon unless you want to die suddenly:

Four Amazon warehouse workers died on the job within a month

1) The Elephant in the Room…

Once again: While most “experts,” like doctors, public health officials, and the mainstream media, are still unable to see or sense it, there is a GIANT ELEPHANT that is almost always present with every case of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. And there is mounting evidence that this GIANT ELEPHANT is the root cause for most, if not ALL, cases of SADS.

And once again: IF you see or if common sense tells you there is a GIANT ELEPHANT in the room with a SADS case, just remember to NOT talk about or bring attention to the pachyderm:

Those who choose to not see or sense it will label you a conspiracy theorist or get you banned on social media…

So stay safe everyone!

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]]><![CDATA[HEALTH ALERT: Top 10 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes]]>https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/top-10-sudden-adult-death-syndrome-causeshttps://covidsteria.substack.com/p/top-10-sudden-adult-death-syndrome-causesSun, 09 Oct 2022 14:00:55 GMTWith the sudden rise of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS) and as with Monkeypox (see: HEALTH ALERT: Top Ten Ways to Protect Yourself From Monkeypox and HEALTH ALERT: Top 10 Monkeypox Protection Products to Keep You Safe at a Pride Event), I am deeply concerned about the health and safety of all my paid subscribers. I have already done one post to help you, my dear subscribers, stay safe from SADS:

HEALTH ALERT: Top 13 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes

Gardening, solar storms, sleeping positions, Putin, going to the beach, living under flight paths, sock lines, being a lonely Karen, climate change and the #1 cause of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.

It has come to my attention that the experts and the media have found even MORE causes for Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. So I have put together another helpful list of top causes of SADS so you can take appropriate measures to protect yourself and members of your family.

As a reminder, I am not a big pharma salesman doctor, but neither is Bill Gates. (And IF you know of any other potential causes, let me know and drop me a link in the comments section).

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And now for more causes of SADS that you need to be aware of in order to stay healthy:

10) Napping…

An American Heart Association study has found a link between frequent naps and high blood pressure - an underlying cause of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome:

Death by Napping? The Frightening Link to High Blood Pressure and Increased Stroke Risk

No word yet on whether or not too much napping can cause Sudden Cat Death Syndrome:

9) Some New and Mysterious Unknown Element Just “Discovered” in the Atmosphere…

Scientists have detected a new type of “extremely reactive substance in the Earth's atmosphere that could pose a threat to human health, as well as the global climate.” And guess what? That substance can trigger the causes for Sudden Adult Death Syndrome:

Entirely new kind of 'highly reactive' chemical is found in Earth's atmosphere – and it could be triggering respiratory and heart diseases and contributing to global warming, scientists claim

So it looks like lockdowns do keep people safe because it keeps people inside and away from this scary new element in the atmosphere…

8) Post Pandemic Stress Disorder…

Speaking of lockdowns along with mask mandates from our trusted public health authorities [HEALTH ALERT: Top 12 Public Health Officials Who Epitomize Public Health], they may have come with a slight cost. It now appears that Post Pandemic Stress Disorder is causing the causes that cause Sudden Adult Death Syndrome:

Up to 300,000 people facing heart-related illnesses due to post-pandemic stress disorder, warn physicians

7) Having S*x…

Having sex has always been potentially hazardous for causing an older person to suffer from Sudden Adult Death Syndrome…

The story of Nelson Rockefeller's death and the spin that kept the (sexy) truth out of the headlines – New York Daily News (nydailynews.com)
The story of Nelson Rockefeller's death and the spin that kept the (sexy) truth out of the headlines

And for causing other sorts of health problems for certain types of younger people (and dogs):

However, studies have now found that younger people are now at a serious risk for having SADS while having s*x:

Not just old folks: Sudden heart problems can kill younger adults making love, too

6) Exercise…

Couch potatoes rejoice! Did you know that exercise (and not just s*x…) increases your risk of suffering Sudden Adult Death Syndrome?

Exercise may increase risk of heart attack - study

And exercise may actually be the root cause of your arteries clotting:

Exercise may increase risk of heart attack as highly active people have high levels of calcium in arteries

You know, clotting like this:

12ft | Embalmers Have Been Finding Numerous Long, Fibrous Clots That Lack Post-Mortem Characteristics

In 2022, exercise not only causes clots, its racist and being fit is ohhh so-right wing:

#BodyPositivity Propaganda Roundup: ‘Fat Pride’ Academic Dies at 42, Fitness Is Now ‘Right-Wing’
Diverse Fat Activist Gets Paid to Lie to Children About Nutrition for Corporate Profit

So don’t feel guilty about sitting on your couch all day eating Lucky Charms…:

White House ‘Nutrition Advisor’ Claims Lucky Charms Are Healthier Than Chicken

As George Orwell might sat, fat is healthy, ignorance is strength, and these people are healthy:

When it's obvious you're not qaulified for the job
'I will do my best': With a gangsta rap alarm on her phone, Therese Coffey is the Health Secretary who cheerfully admits she is no role model
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5) MSG…

That greasy Chinese takeout beloved by exercise-free couch potatoes is addictive for a reason. But now that reason has been linked to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome:

Monosodium Glutamate’s Connection to Obesity, Seizures, Sudden Death

4) Dehydration…

There is also another good reason to not exercise because in 2022, that (along with hot weather caused by selfish suburban Karens who drive SUVs…) can also lead to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome causing clots:

Hot weather: Warning that dehydration could lead to blood clots - expert

3) Air Pollution…

You may be under the impression from the media that the air you typically breath in a western country is much healthier now than it was, let’s say, in the 1950s:

Or unless you live in third-world cities like New Delhi, that you have nothing to worry about:

However, studies have shown that children don’t need to live in New Delhi or in 1950s Los Angeles or London to suffer from conditions that could lead to Sudden Adult Child Death Syndrome:

Air pollution puts children as young as FIVE at greater risk of high blood pressure and heart disease, study warns

2) Climate Change…

Air pollution is not the only thing that can kill children nowadays. As mentioned before, “experts” say "wet-bulb" conditions, which occur when relative humidity is above 95 percent and temperatures are at least 88 degrees F, are when heat and humidity can cause otherwise healthy humans to overheat and spontaneously combust:

Scientists Studying Temperature at Which Humans Spontaneously Die With Increasing Urgency

However, climate change can also now cause Sudden Adult Infant Death Syndrome.

Climate change could hurt babies’ hearts, study says

1) The Elephant in the Room…

Once again: While most “experts,” like doctors, public health officials, and the mainstream media, are still unable to see or sense it, there is a GIANT ELEPHANT that is almost always present with every case of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. And there is mounting evidence that this GIANT ELEPHANT is the root cause for most, if not ALL, cases of SADS.

And once again: IF you see or if common sense tells you there is a GIANT ELEPHANT in the room with a SADS case, just remember to NOT talk about or bring attention to the pachyderm with those who choose to not see or sense it as that will get you labelled a conspiracy theorist or banned on social media… Stay safe everyone!

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]]><![CDATA[FBIsteria: Top 16 Ways to Prevent FBI Raids and Have the FEDs Passover You]]>https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/how-to-prevent-fbi-raids-have-feds-passover-youhttps://covidsteria.substack.com/p/how-to-prevent-fbi-raids-have-feds-passover-youSun, 25 Sep 2022 14:00:48 GMTIts getting biblical out there folks and you might be wondering how to prevent an unwanted FBI raid visit and have the FEDs PASSOVER you. After all, with insurrectionists, domestic terrorists, Christian nationalists and white supremists EVERYWHERE these days, its very easy to get wrongly labelled an enemy of the state and then get raided paid a little visit:

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And now for the top ways to prevent a FBI raid visit and have the FEDs PASSOVER you…

16) Legally change your name to this particular person’s name…

Having this particular person’s name has proven to be, beyond reasonable doubt, a sure fire way to have the FEDs PASSOVER you or at least get an immunity deal:

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It may sound extreme, but why not legally change your name to his?

15) Do some genealogy research in order to self identify as non-white…

For white Americans who’s ancestors have been in the country for several generations, its pretty easy to identify as a Native American in the hopes that the FBI will PASSOVER you:

And IF you have a “Z” at the end of your name and/or tan easily, you will definitely have it much easier as the FBI uses this handy guide to identify “hate crimes:”

14) Don’t be MEAN at school board meetings…

For strange and unknown reasons these days, school board meetings seem to attract a disproportionate number of potential parent suspects for FBI raids:

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California school board mocks parents wanting schools to open as pot-smokers 'looking for babysitters'

IF you attend a school board meeting, be sure to be VERY NICE no matter what you might be a little upset about. Otherwise you might get paid a visit and taken in for questioning by the FBI (See: Jason, African American Anti-Swabbing Activist and Quarantine Camp Survivor):

13) Never disagree with a Democrat…

Given the FBI has snitch lines to identify so-called white nationalists and like in East Germany, potentially has informants everywhere, make sure you never disagree with a Democrat - no matter what your skin color is:

12) Never tell people you just want to be left alone…

As that is a sure fire way to NOT have the FEDs leave you alone…:

11) Change your voter registration…

Nothing ever seems to happen to people who are registered to vote for the CORRECT party:

10) Place Joe Biden signs all around your house…

Having the right signage around your home will have the FBI PASSOVER you and might even work (for awhile…) to keep you safe from ANTIFA and BLM:

9) Wear the correct apparel and accessories…

These days, there are now so MANY weaponized FED law enforcement agencies with undercover agents or informants that its probably hard even for them to keep track of each other. However, FEDs and their informants usually have a particular gay metrosexual look as they wear certain types of clothing and accessories to signal to each other what sexual role who’s team they play on (See: COVID Break: The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)):

8) Avoid wearing the wrong apparel…

For example: Red hats are definitely out as they can be RISKY:

7) Get rid of any incriminating toys or Lego sets…

In the case of one alleged January 6th participant, the legal filing stated: “Law enforcement also recover[e]d a fully constructed U.S. Capitol Lego set.” This means that if you or your kids have a similar incriminating Lego set, YOU BETTER GET RID OF IT NOW or the kids at the FBI will be playing with it while you sit in jail:

6) Place printouts of Hillary’s emails around your house and in any safe deposit boxes…

If wolfsbane and garlic keeps away werewolves and vampires, respectively, having printouts of Hillary Clinton’s classified emails will surely get the FBI to PASSOVER you:

And it will have to be Hillary’s emails because we all know the Epstein client list will NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY along with a few other things in the FBI warehouse…………

5) Don’t “gesticulate” around FEDs…

“Gesticulate” is defined as the following:

IF you encounter or suspect the presence of FEDs, DON’T “gesticulate” as that could get you sent to the gulag jail:

J6 rioter gets prison time for "gesticulating"

4) Be careful HOW you go about praying…

If you are one of those evangelicals Christian nationalists, BE CAREFUL how you go about praying in public and especially around the satanic secular media. It might get you on a watch list for being a NAZI. At the very least, some idiot person on Twitter will tweet about it:

3) Mark you house appropriately and hope the FBI and other FEDs will PASSOVER you…

Its getting biblical out there and you need to take biblical steps to avoid FBI raids visits or have them PASSOVER you:

2) Let the FBI and FEDs know you are a little crazy…

If you tell the FBI or any FEDs that you are feeling a little crazy, not only will they probably leave you alone - you might even get a free gift from them:

1) Just go full Pedo and/or start sniffing children…

A whistle-blower in the FBI had provided information showing that the agency was deprioritizing child trafficking cases to focus more resources on domestic extremism:

So there you have it - just go full pedo…

Maybe start sniffing kids…

Or start showering with your own daughter…

And the FBI and/or FEDs will leave you alone…

I GUARANTEE IT…:

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Like they do most of these people…:

As this is our place in the universe my fellow serfs folks…:

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]]><![CDATA[HEALTH ALERT: Top 12 Public Health Officials Who Epitomize Public Health]]>https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/top-12-public-health-experts-officialshttps://covidsteria.substack.com/p/top-12-public-health-experts-officialsSun, 11 Sep 2022 14:00:59 GMTIn light of the COVID pandemic, MonkeyPox and now Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS), it is imperative that we trust our public health experts and officials. That is why I have gathered this helpful list of the top 12 current and some past public health experts and officials who epitomize the public health spirit of trust and integrity.

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12) Therese Coffey - The UK’s New Health Minister

New UK Prime Minister Liz Truss has selected her long time friend and ally Thérèse Coffey to be both her heath minister and deputy Prime Minister. From her photos, Thérèse is clearly one of those larger than life people who will soon have a PLUS-SIZED role in public health. More importantly, people can relate to her as she has a reputation for knowing how to enjoy life:

In 2015, an infamous photo snapped at a Spectator magazine party showed her puffing away on a large cigar and clutching a glass of champagne
The Health Secretary, who describes herself as ¿a former smoker¿, went on: ¿But I¿m sure that the Chief Medical Officer and others will continue to be role models in that regard and I will do my best as well¿

And unlike certain other public health officials, Thérèse is also very humble and down to earth. In other words, she is relatable to us - the serfs little people:

'I will do my best': With a gangsta rap alarm on her phone, Therese Coffey is the Health Secretary who cheerfully admits she is no role model

HOWEVER, I need to point out that Thérèse is one public health official who appears to have ALL the right enemies:

Who is Therese Coffey? Cigar chomping Health Secretary who snapped at Marcus Rashford

On the other hand, she seems to also have a few WRONG friends…:

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So we will have to wait and see how this larger than life figure might make a PLUS-SIZED splash in the world of public health in her new role!

11) Marlene Mortler - Germany’s ex-Commissioner on Narcotic Drugs

The continent and EU countries tends to produce its share of notable public health officials and experts. This would include Bavarian politician Marlene Mortler who served as Commissioner on Narcotic Drugs at the Federal Ministry of Health in the government of Chancellor Angela Merkel from 2014 until 2019.

During her tenure, she ran into some controversy for having a “double standard” when it came to alcohol vs. cannabis - as she heavily promoted the former and opposed the latter. In interviews, she apparently stated that (translated) "in contrast to Cannabis, alcohol is part of our culture" and: "Because Cannabis is an illegal drug. Full stop."

Comments like that, of course, pissed off all the German potheads who started to meme her like crazy:

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Oh well…

Being Bavarian though, she could hang out and have a drinking competition with Thérèse over in the UK!

10) Dr. Maggie de Block - Belgium’s Ex-Minister of Health

Another person who has made a PLUS-SIZED splash in the world of EU public health is Belgian Maggie de Block - their now ex-Minister of Health who warranted a much LARGER post last year (see: Meet the (ex-) Health Minister of Belgium - Maggie de Block!).

When Maggie enters a room, she is the kind of PLUS-SIZED public health official who will literally suck up all the oxygen from any room she enters:

When you smell the steak that is cooked a mile away.

And take up ALL the available space…:

The ultimate Karen, the Belgian politician Maggie De Block

During her tenure as health minister, she did her best to smother tackle the health problems her people faced:

When it's obvious you're not qaulified for the job
Is she too fat to be a Health Minister? Critics attack 20-stone woman leading Belgium's battle against obesity

And as a politician during the COVID epidemic, she apparently did her best to keep her people safe:

Health minister
Did she eat them all?

[NOTE: The above was from Health minister - 9GAG and got “factchecked”…]:

Maggie is no longer health minister but I am sure she will continue to have a PLUS-SIZED role in EU public health and Belgian politics!

9) Beate Hartinger-Klein - Austria’s ex-Minister of Labor, Social Affairs, Health and Consumer Protection

Beate Hartinger-Klein was another public health official from an EU country who became best known for doing what public health officials do best - flip flopping changing her position for political reasons. From her Wikipedia and lightly edited:

At the time the first Kurz government took office, Austria had enacted but not yet implemented a general smoking ban in bars and restaurants. The smoking ban had been passed in 2015 and was meant to go into full effect in May 2018.[7] Heinz-Christian Strache, the populist Freedom Party leader and newly minted vice chancellor, opposed the ban. He demanded and eventually won the People's Party support in overturning the law. Hartinger-Klein initially stated that she was "not happy" about the development but would grudgingly support it out of respect for democracy.[8] She later amended FLIP-FLOPPED her position and declared herself opposed to smoking bans as a matter of principle. It was wrong, she asserted in a debate in the National Council, to forbid hosts from being hospitable, and unhelpful to subject minority rights [THE TURKISH COMMUNITY???] to majority decisions.[7] Commentators, including right-of-center editorialists sympathetic to the cabinet as a whole, ridiculed her change of mind FLIP FLOP.[9][10] Hartinger-Klein's surprise about-face FLIP FLOP had come well after Strache's initiative had turned out to be broadly unpopular.[11]

Oh well…

Maybe she can get a job at Imperial College and have cigars with Thérèse…

8) Dr Neil Ferguson aka “Professor Lockdown” - UK Public Health Advisor

When they aren’t flip-flopping, public health experts or officials are turning the Hippocratic Oath into the Hypocritic Oath or they are just consistently flat out wrong or they are doing both. Imperial College’s Dr Neil Ferguson, aka “Professor Lockdown,” is one such public health expert:

See @EurPhilip's Tweet on May 22, 2021 on Twitter / Twitter
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Professor Lockdown was the public health advisor who’s Imperial College team produced the computer model claiming more than 500,000 Britons would die without lockdowns.

However and on at least two occasions during the COVID lockdowns and in clear violation of public health rules based on his models, Antonia Staats (a married ho woman…) travelled across London from her home in the south of the capital to shack up spend quality time with Professor Lockdown…:

Going Viral: Day 39 under COVID-19 lockdown | Europe – Gulf News
Zelo Street: Neil Ferguson And Press Stupidity
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Imagine being consistently WRONG and only getting into trouble for that???

Only in the UK - just ask Boris!

No word on what his models prediction for Monkeypox…

7) Dr. Demetre Daskalakis - New York Public Health Official and White House Monkeypox Coordinator

President Joe Biden’s new Deputy Monkeypox Coordinator is a public health official you can trust.

Dr. Demetre Daskalakis is “a progressive, radical gay doctor” serving in the Division of Disease Control at the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene. He has already made a name for himself in certain communities that are highly susceptible to Monkeypox (see: Top 10 Ways to Protect Yourself From Monkeypox and Top 10 Monkeypox Protection Products to Keep You Safe at a Pride Event) and will fit right in at the White House as he is apparently a proud member of the Church of Satan:

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No word on whether he has had the Monkeypox yet as he would definitely fall into the high risk category…

6) Admiral Richard Rachel Levine - United States Public Health Service Commissioned Corps

If there is another larger than life public health official that you can feel comfortable having around your children and in charge of your state’s nursing home policies, its Admiral Richard Rachel Levine who continues to make a PLUS-SIZED splash in public health.

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He She It is a professor of pediatrics and psychiatry at the Penn State College of Medicine, and previously served as the Pennsylvania physician general from 2015 to 2017 and as secretary of the Pennsylvania Department of Health from 2017 to 2021.

On March 18, 2020, Levine directed Pennsylvania nursing homes to admit new patients, including stable patients recovering from the COVID-19 virus who were released from the hospital. However in May, Levine moved his her it’s own mother out of a nursing home. Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf defended he she it by saying: "Dr. Levine has done a phenomenal job in making sure we do what we need to do to keep Pennsylvanians safe…"

On February 13, 2021, President Joe Biden made history by formally nominated Levine to serve as Assistant Secretary for Health where he she it spends his her their time promoting castrations and mastectomies gender affirming care...

5) Deborah Birx aka Scarf Lady - ex-White House Coronavirus Response Coordinator

Deborah Birx aka Scarf Lady became one of the faces of the COVID pandemic.

However, Scarf Lady announced retirement soon after news broke that she hosted three generations of her own family from two households during Thanksgiving after she had urged Americans to restrict such gatherings to "your immediate household…" Her explanation:

"My daughter hasn't left that house in 10 months, my parents have been isolated for 10 months. They've become deeply depressed as I'm sure many elderly have as they've not been able to see their sons, their granddaughters. My parents have not been able to see their surviving son for over a year. These are all very difficult things…"

I AM SURE WE CAN ALL RELATE TO WHAT THEY WERE GOING THROUGH….………

Since leaving government, Scarf Lady has done what public health officials do best: She has flip flopped changed her position while rewriting history at the same time:

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How 1984ish of her!

4) Christine Grady - Head of the Department of Bioethics at the National Institutes of Health Clinical Center

Christine Grady is one public health official who is not well known by the general public, but she should be known primarily for one reason and one reason only:

3) Shirō Ishii - ex-Director of Unit 731, aka the “Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification Department of the Kwantung Army”

History tends to repeat itself with the lives of past public health experts or officials mirroring those of their modern day counterparts.

Surgeon General Shirō Ishii was a Japanese microbiologist and army medical officer who, starting in 1936, served as the director of Unit 731 - officially known as the Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification Department of the Kwantung Army in Manchuria. This unit conducted a wide variety of germ and infectious disease related research and experiments in what is now China. DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR???

Human dissection experiment room

Ishii served as the head of the unit until 1945 when it was disbanded. He then went to work for the US government before returning to a quiet life in Japan where he died of throat cancer in 1959.

2) Josef Mengele - ex-Auschwitz Public Health official

Dr. Josef Mengele is another historical public health official who’s career mirrored the careers of some prominent modern public health counterparts. Mengele received doctorates in anthropology and medicine, and began a career as a researcher before becoming a battalion medical officer at the start of World War II.

In early 1943, Mengele became a public health official at Auschwitz where he received both awards and promotions for his epidemic fighting abilities. He also made a name for himself by conducting special scientific research and experiments on pregnant women and children. DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR???

After the war ended, Mengele retired first to Argentina, then Paraguay and finally to Brazil where he quietly passed away in 1979.

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Josef Mengele, Auschwitz. Album Höcker (cropped) - Josef Mengele - Wikipedia

1) Anthony Fauci - National Institutes of Health (NIH) and Chief Medical Advisor to the President

IF there is one person who epitomizes the humble spirit of the public health profession and expert class, that would be our lord and saviour Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Fauci needs little introduction because he has been at the forefront of every disaster recent U.S. efforts to contend with viral diseases like HIV/AIDS, SARS, the Swine flu, MERS, Ebola and of course COVID:

BUT Fauci will be retiring soon…

No word on whether he might choose to retire to one of the same places Dr. Mengele retired to but we shall see…

I hope you have found this post informative and that it inspires you to have more trust in our humble public health experts and officials during these trying times…

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]]><![CDATA[RUSSOphobia: Top 10 Ways to Stick it to Putin (Happy Ukraine Independence Day!)]]>https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/top-10-ways-to-stick-it-to-putinhttps://covidsteria.substack.com/p/top-10-ways-to-stick-it-to-putinWed, 24 Aug 2022 12:17:01 GMTAugust 24th is Ukraine Independence Day. I am sure many of my readers are wondering what more can they do as western serfs useless eaters citizens to stick it to Putin and the Russians in order to celebrate this special day. That’s why I have compiled this top 10 ways to stick it to Putin post.

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Slava Ukraini!!!

10) Change your social media profile pics to and/or wear important Ukrainian symbols

What better way to show your support for Ukraine than by changing your social media profile pics or start wearing important Ukrainian symbols?

Whoops! Maybe not those Ukrainian symbols as they might confuse the social media censors into thinking you are a “white nationalist” and get you cancelled plus visited by the FBI!

Let’s try this again with something safer:

Ukraine Flag Gay Pride Rainbow Flag Fitted T-Shirt

So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!

9) Help or demand that history be rewritten to cancel Russians from it

In light of the previous problematic Ukrainian symbols and the fact that the definitions for gender, women, vaccines and recession have all been re-written, it looks like we need to rewrite or edit some Ukraine history starting with a few Wikipedia pages like this one:

Ukrainian collaboration with Nazi Germany

At the same time, the Poles and one of the Baltic chihuahuas appear to be at the forefront of rewriting and cancelling Russians from history:

Moscow slams removal of Russian expo at Auschwitz memorial
https://t.me/intelslava/34663
https://t.me/intelslava/35899

So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!

8) Cancel Tchaikovsky and Fyodor Dostoevsky

What better way to show solidarity with Ukraine than to cancel the work of a Russian composer like Tchaikovsky?

Tchaikovsky Is Canceled

Whoops! Looks like Tchaikovsky actually had significant Ukrainian, Cossack, French and German ancestry!

And he was LGBTQ!!!

But he was still part Russian and was born in the Russian Empire - meaning he needs to be cancelled!

The same goes for Fyodor Dostoevsky, who, despite being one of the greatest novelists of all times, was still a Russian. So he also needs to be cancelled!

Italian university cancels Dostoevsky course over Ukraine crisis

Whoops! Looks like Dostoevsky was also a Russian dissident sentenced to death by Russia’s Tsar at the time and then exiled to Siberia!

Dostoyevsky in Siberia and Beyond

On the other hand, its going to be a cold winter in the EU and especially in Germany which has a book burning tradition…

And Dostoevsky was still a Russian…

Therefore, burning a few of his books to keep warm this winter will be perfectly acceptable depending on the size of the book and its carbon emissions!

So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!

7) Take cold showers or better yet, stop showering altogether!

Margrethe Vestager, Danish politician and vice-president of the EU Commission, says taking shorter or colder showers will punish Putin:

Whoops, maybe not!

Given that Vlad seems to like his water coldddddd, why not just stop taking showers at all? The Prime Minister of the federal state of Baden-Württemberg in Germany, Winfried Kretschmann, has even suggested citizens wipe themselves with a damp cloth instead of showering as a way to punish Putin:

The official urged the Germans to wipe themselves with a rag instead of a shower
Green Party Official Tells Germans to Use Washcloths Instead of Taking Showers – Summit News

But why not take things a little further to REALLY stick it to Putin?

As with masks providing a visual cue for who believes in science, not bothering to even wipe yourself down with a damp cloth means everyone will be able to smell who is and who isn’t a Putin hater!

Even better, Russians will NOT want to visit the West and/or be around smelly stinky westerners!

So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!

6) Turn off your A/C and heat

What better way is there to stick it to Putin than by turning off your air conditioning for the remainder of summer?

Spain Bans A.C. Below 80 Degrees During Record-Setting Summer Heat

Very easy: You can stick it to Putin even further by turning off your heat this winter! After all and if you are German, its not like you will be able to afford to have heating this winter:

So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!

5) Buy an EV or use public transportation, bike or walk

Paying through the nose for gas and food to stick it to Putin should be viewed as a privilege:

But you can stick it to Putin even more by buying a $60k+ EV:

Better yet, why not give up your personal vehicle altogether in favor of public transportation, biking or walking like Poland is telling its citizens to do?

After all, when you own nothing, you will be happy!!!

So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!

4) Give up meat or just stop eating altogether

Its not just Bill Gates and his WEF buddies who wants you to stop eating meat and to eat zee bugs to save zee planet as this German minister says it with help stick it to Putin:

German Minister: Eating Less Meat’s a “Contribution Against Putin”

Better yet and if you really want to stick it to Putin, why not stop eating altogether? If you are European, its not like there’s going to be much food to eat this winter thanks to the sanctions on Russian-Belarussian fertilizer and grain…

And if you are American, you probably have enough fat reserves to last you through the winter and well into spring…

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And beside, why wait until the Dutch government shuts down all of the country’s farms and the cannibalism begins?

Just stop eating now and you can really stick it to Putin!

So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!

3) Dump your fridge

Are you aware that your old fridge is a friend of Vlad’s?

Your Old Fridge Is Vladimir Putin’s Friend. Dump It!

That’s right, your old fridge cosyyyy with Vlad! They may even be chilling out and having a beer together when you are not at home! (Although I don’t believe Vlad drinks alcohol and if he did, it would probably be Vodka…).

That’s why you need to get rid of your old fridge…

Better yet and if you are European, just dump your fridge ALTOGETHER. After all and thanks to not having Russian gas, its going to be so coldddddd in your kitchen this winter, you won’t need a fridge to preserve food - assuming you have ANY FOOD AT ALL TO EAT THIS WINTER! Remember: If you eat zee bugs, you won’t need zee fridge!

And even if you have a fridge, solar panels and windmills will not be able to produce enough electricity for you to run it!

In other words, just dump the fridge along with all of your other electric appliances!

So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!

2) Ban Russians or refuse to have them as your customers

Its a privilege to visit Europe to endure enjoy their overpriced hospitality and rude service:

'Visiting Europe is a privilege!' EU urged to issue travel ban on Russian tourists

Its also a privilege to allow the Russians to use SWIFT so they can have the privilege of being able to use their own money to buy whatever shoddy or overpriced western products you might be hawking:

Russian banks blocked from SWIFT international payment network

And its a privilege to allow Russians to give you their money to buy or use your services:

Airbnb Blacklists Every Russian And Belorussian

Meaning if you have a business or offer a service, you should ban Russians from having the privilege of being your customers and giving you their money…

That will teach them NOT to support Putin!

So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!

1) Keep voting for the same Western politicians

IF you want to really really really show your support and solidarity for Ukraine, the #1 way to do so is to simply keep voting for the same stupid corrupt western politicians who keep shovelling laundering giving our taxpayer dollars to Kiev:

As whatever money that does not end up being laundered abroad or back to the West will be used to buy weapons to help Ukraine fight the Russians to the LAST UKRAINIAN!

So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!

HAPPY UKRAINE INDEPENDENCE DAY WESTERN SERFS!!!

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]]><![CDATA[HEALTH ALERT: Top 10 Monkeypox Protection Products to Keep You Safe at a Pride Event]]>https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/top-10-monkeypox-protection-products-prideeventshttps://covidsteria.substack.com/p/top-10-monkeypox-protection-products-prideeventsMon, 08 Aug 2022 13:00:45 GMTWith Monkeypox fast becoming the next “pandemic,” I am deeply concerned about the health and safety of all my paid subscribers who might be regular Pride event attendees (also see: HEALTH ALERT: Top Ten Ways to Protect Yourself From Monkeypox). For that reason, I have put together this helpful list of products that can protect you and your loved ones from Monkeypox while attending the next Pride event.*

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10) Duct tape

Price: $3-4 a roll (before more Bidenflation, supply chain interruptions and taxes)

A recent San Francisco AIDS Foundation’s guide to attending Pride events and having gay sex during a Monkeypox outbreak came with helpful suggestions like “cover up your bumps:”

Douchie’s guide to a Dore Alley without fear of monkeypox

What better way to cover your bumps than with duct tape? This guy, in particular, is ready for the new norm at Pride events:

Take a ride on the crazy train! Snaps reveal the most bizarre sights spotted on public transport - including a sleeping angel and a COFFIN

9) Schlong Protectors

Price: Free or nominal

Schlong protectors (aka condoms) have been around a long time. In fact, this one was even found in King Tut’s tomb:

Tutankhamun’s condom. Source: Cairo Museum, Egypt

If King Tut used schlong protectors to keep himself safe from whatever was going around the pyramids (e.g. the Plagues of Egypt), there is no reason you can’t wear one to protect your schlong at the next Pride event!

8) Chastity Belts

Price: Up to a few hundred dollars

Depending on your physical size, schlong protectors may not be good enough to keep your schlong safe at a Pride event when things start to get a little crazzzzzzy. Chastity belts, on the other hand, offer more heavy-duty schlong protection (especially those that come with a lock and key) from those sudden urges (or someone else’s sudden urges…):

7) Masks

Price: Free or nominal

As with preventing COVID, masks are another effective product for the prevention of Monkeypox. However, Monkeypox masks at Pride events will need to be worn a little differently:

6) The Buttigieg

Price: Nominal but can vary

The Buttigieg has its origins in Malta and Indiana before becoming more well-known to American consumers who have largely rejected the product as being utterly useless and ridiculous. Nevertheless, the Buttigieg was recently endorsed by the World Health Organization for use as protection against Monkeypox:

5) Gloryholes

Price: Up to several hundred dollars

During the COVID pandemic, Canadian public health officials suggested people protect themselves by using glory holes:

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Don’t trust how clean the glory hole is at a Pride event? Just bring your own portable one as there are numerous manufacturers and sellers of ones:

4) Sex Dolls

Price: A couple of hundred bucks to $3,000+

The San Francisco AIDS Foundation’s guide also suggested attending Pride events with someone you know to reduce your risk of catching a disease:

What better way is there to protect yourself from Monkeypox than by bringing someone you know who happens to be your very own personal sex doll?

LOVE ISN'T DEAD Bizarre moment bodybuilder MARRIES sex doll in creepy ceremony saying she’s a ‘tender soul inside’

Just make sure the doll has had all of its tune-ups and is ready to party when the next Pride event starts:

Bodybuilder who married sex doll reveals she's tragically 'broken' days before Christmas

And make sure you have a good relationship with the doll so you can keep an eye on and keep each other safe:

Man who married a sex doll finds new love with ashtray he took from a nightclub

And make sure you take measures to protect your sex doll from other overzealous Pride attendees:

Sex robot display model molested so much it breaks before anyone can actually use it
‘Interactive' sex doll breaks down after huge number customers try it out at Austrian electronics fair

They can even help keep any children attending such events safe from Monkeypox… AND NO, THAT’S NO LAUGHING MATTER… THIS IS RATHER DISTURBING BUT THEY HAVE SINCE CRACKED DOWN ON SUCH SELLERS:

Australians Are Buying Disturbing Numbers of Childlike Sex Dolls AND Alibaba Group: Stop selling child sex abuse dolls

3) Sex Toys

Price: Under $100 depending on the type, make, and/or model

Bringing your own personal toy like a vibrator or dildo, that only gets used on yourself, is a great way to stay safe from Monkeypox at a Pride event. Just be sure to read all directions for the device and not to use it in any of the dark rooms where it might become lost:

Man dies after getting vibrator stuck up his anus and waiting too long to get medical attention
Yes, Some Sex Toys Can Get ‘Stuck’ Inside You — But Most Won’t. Here’s How to Handle It

And if you still live in your mother’s basement, make sure you do not grab one of hers by mistake…

2) Monkeypox Test Kits

Price: Under $1 (before more Bidenflation, supply chain interruptions, and Bill Gates buying up all the farmland)

Depending on the supply chain issues where you live, Monkeypox test kits are widely available in the produce section at most grocery stores:

And remember, a Monkeypox test kit that has not ripened and is still hard could be brought to a Pride event and used for… other purposes…

1) The Monkeypox Vaccine

Price: Free but there is a waiting list and expect long lines

Right now the Monkeypox vaccine is hard to come by and limited to certain types of people:

But don’t worry… Once the vaccine becomes more widely available, it will become mandatory just like the COVID shots… And you know that will happen and why it will happen… TRUST ME…

Until then and if you are still worried about catching Monkeypox, there is one simple trick that will likely keep you and your loved ones completely safe:

Otherwise, you can also abstain from attending Pride events for a couple of weeks or months to help flatten the Monkeypox curve…

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]]><![CDATA[HEALTH ALERT: Top 13 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes]]>https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/top-sudden-adult-death-syndrome-causeshttps://covidsteria.substack.com/p/top-sudden-adult-death-syndrome-causesMon, 01 Aug 2022 13:02:14 GMTWith the sudden rise of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS) and as with Monkeypox (see: HEALTH ALERT: Top Ten Ways to Protect Yourself From Monkeypox), I am deeply concerned about the health and safety of all my paid subscribers [NOTE: News from Underground by Mark Crispin Miller has an ongoing post series entitled: “In memory of those who ‘died suddenly’ in…”].

To muddy the waters, there has also been a spat of media stories lately covering all sorts of potential excuses causes to explain the sudden rise of sudden deaths listed by Mark…

To help my readers stay healthy and to un-muddy the waters, I have put together a helpful list of the top causes of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome so you can take appropriate measures to protect yourself and members of your family. Just keep in mind that while I am not a big pharma salesman doctor, neither is Bill Gates. (IF you know of any other potential causes, let me know and drop me a link in the comments section).

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13) Gardening…

“Experts” have found that pollutants in the soil could have a 'detrimental effect on the cardiovascular system'. As with going to restaurants, riding on airplanes and having sex, it’s highly recommended that you now wear a face mask while gardening. [Urgent warning to gardeners as soil ‘increases risk of killer heart disease’]

12) Going to the beach or swimming…

Sharks, jellyfish, rip tides and now Sudden Adult Death Syndrome are among the many hazards to be encountered at the beach these days - meaning it’s far safer to stay home and hang out on a virtual beach within the Metaverse. [In Italy, "at least 11" vacationers drop dead on beaches, while 10 in Britain have "died suddenly" while swimming]

11) Living under a flight path…

The “expert” authors of a recent “study” said noise pollution from transport can lead to stress and inflammation. Stress and inflammation can ultimately lead to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. If you are in a high-risk group or live under a flight path or near noise pollution, consider moving to or joining an Amish community in Amish country until all internal combustion engines are banned. [Do YOU live under a flight path? You may be at risk of a heart attack: Study finds rates are 70 PER CENT higher in noisiest areas]

10) Having sock lines or cankles…

Mild peripheral oedema and having cankles are common, but could also indicate serious heart issues that will lead to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. If you have sock lines or cankles, avoid strenuous activities - like running for President… again… [Warning that 'sock lines' around the ankles could be an early sign of heart disease AND Heart disease risk factor determined by your socks and ankles – signs to spot]

9) Being a lonely older Karen woman birthing person

As if it’s not hard enough being a Karen woman birthing person these days, “research” by “experts” now suggests that lonely older ones could be at risk for Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. In addition, anecdotal evidence also suggests that birthing persons who are allergic to cats are at a much higher risk for SADS. [Lonely older women at greater risk of heart disease, research suggests]

8) Sleeping positions…

“Experts” now say that along with cold and hot weather, the position you sleep in can also increase your risk of blood clots which leads to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. To avoid SADS, sleep as little as possible. Better yet, consider abstaining from sleeping altogether... [Experts Warn Certain Sleeping Positions Could Increase Risk Of Blood Clots & Heart Problems]

7) Falling asleep with the TV on…

“Experts” say it’s not just sleeping positions, but also sleeping with the TV on that can contribute to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. In addition, these “experts” now say late sleepers tend to also have a higher risk for cardiovascular and metabolic disorders that in turn can lead to SADS. [Falling asleep with the TV on could bring early death: study]

6) Skipping breakfast

According to a “study,” people who skip breakfast have a 32 percent higher chance of dying from all causes - including Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. [Heart attack: Does skipping breakfast increase your risk?]

HOWEVER, there are some individuals who should accept the 32 percent risk of dying by skipping breakfast along with lunch and maybe even dinner…

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5) Solar storms…

In an approximate 11-year cycle, the sun blasts out charged particles and magnetised plasma that can distort Earth’s magnetic field, which may disrupt body clocks and ultimately affect the heart - causing Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. Avoid solar storms by staying out of the sun by staying home. [Solar storms may cause up to 5500 heart-related deaths in a given year]

4) Caffeinated drinks…

“Expert” Professor Whiteley noted tea – the UK's favourite brew – contains caffeine, "which actually causes you to lose water." Losing water leads to dehydration, which can then lead to blood clots, and ultimately to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. To avoid SADS, you need to stop drinking ALL caffeinated drinks and stick with plain old water. [Blood clots: The nation's favourite drink could make your blood sticky – increasing risk]

3) Vladimir Putin…

Vlad’s invasion of Ukraine has triggered “Putin price hikes” on everything and especially on gas and energy bills. To avoid Sudden Adult Death Syndrome when you pump gas or receive your energy bills, buy an electric car and solar panels. If you can’t afford either, use public transportation and turn off your cooling and heat. This will have the added bonus of sticking it to Putin until NATO and the Biden Regime achieves its goal of regime change in Russia... [Energy bill price rise may cause heart attacks and strokes, says TV GP]

2) Climate Change…

As weather maps get redder due to climate change, “experts” say "wet-bulb" conditions, which occur when relative humidity is above 95 percent and temperatures are at least 88 degrees F, are when heat and humidity can cause otherwise healthy humans to overheat, spontaneously combust and DIE of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. [Scientists Studying Temperature at Which Humans Spontaneously Die With Increasing Urgency]

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1) The elephant in the room…

While most “experts,” like doctors, public health officials, and the mainstream media, are still unable to see or sense it, there is a GIANT ELEPHANT that is almost always present with every case of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. And there is mounting evidence that this GIANT ELEPHANT is the root cause for most, if not ALL, cases of SADS.

IF you see or if common sense tells you there is a GIANT ELEPHANT in the room with a SADS case, just remember to NOT attempt to talk about or bring attention to the pachyderm with those who choose to not see or sense it as that will get you labeled a conspiracy theorist or banned on social media… Stay safe everyone!

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]]><![CDATA[HEALTH ALERT: Top Ten Ways to Protect Yourself From Monkeypox]]>https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/top-ten-ways-to-protect-yourself-from-monkeypoxhttps://covidsteria.substack.com/p/top-ten-ways-to-protect-yourself-from-monkeypoxMon, 25 Jul 2022 13:01:14 GMTNow that the trusted experts at the WHO have declared Monkeypox to be a global pandemic, I am deeply concerned about the health and safety of all my paid subscribers. Although I am not a big pharma salesman doctor (and neither is Bill Gates), I have put together this helpful list of the top ten ways to protect yourself from Monkeypox. Please do yourself, your family, and friends a BIG favour by sharing this post far and wide via email or on social media so we can help keep everyone safe...

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10) Know your risk for Monkeypox…

9) Stay away from monkeys as well as the Monkees. And no matter how cute or friendly they might be, abstain from sex engaging in any hands-on activity with them…

8) Abstain from spanking your monkey or at least from spanking another guy’s monkey if your hand, or the other guy’s hand, looks like this…

7) If you are in a high-risk group for Monkeypox, please abstain from grooming hanging out with kids for awhile. This will lead to awkward questions and wild speculation from the usual suspects…

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6) Get tested for Monkeypox regularly…

5) Get vaccinated for Monkeypox… There are no excuses as the Monkeypox vaccine and treatments have been conveniently waiting for you to get injected with them for some time…

4) Always wear and use protection…

3) Avoid large gatherings like raves or orgies…

2) If you do attend a large gathering such as an orgy, do not have sex with 15-20 different men who have not been vaccinated for Monkeypox. This will increase your risk for contracting an STD Monkeypox exponentially. To be extra safe, check all orgy participants’ Grindr Tinder social media profiles for the Monkeypox vaccine seal of approval before engaging in any sexual hands-on activities…

1) Always listen to and trust the experts and the media… You know, the very same people whose trusted and timely advice got us safely through the COVID pandemic…

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]]><![CDATA[FBIsteria: The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)]]>https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/justiceforj6-how-to-spot-a-fedhttps://covidsteria.substack.com/p/justiceforj6-how-to-spot-a-fedMon, 20 Sep 2021 16:25:05 GMTLet's take a break from COVID and COVIDsteria for some great Memes from last weekend's "Justice for J6" undercover Fedbois rally!

Select all squares with a FED:

Abercrombie & Snitch

ONLY FEDs…

FedEx Express

What they ordered… What they got…

Self explanatory…..

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Did we miss any?????

Did we miss any?????

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]]><![CDATA[Community + Links to Alternative COVID & Great Reset Resources...]]>https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/community-covid-resourceshttps://covidsteria.substack.com/p/community-covid-resourcesSun, 01 Aug 2021 16:00:00 GMTSURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Health misinformation can often be hard to detect e.g. Memes (fun, colorful images or graphics) that were created as a joke, but people started resharing thinking it was true. If you’re not sure, don’t share! For more information about health misinformation, please consult the “Toolkit for Addressing Health Misinformation from the Office of U.S. Surgeon General - 2021 (hhs.gov)”

PFIZER CEO’S WARNING: People who spread misinformation on Covid-19 vaccines are criminals and should be treated as criminals.

Please feel free to share/post any good COVID memes, jokes, videos etc; links relevant resources; or anything else concerning COVID/vaccines etc (see my book’s Table of Contents plus the FURTHER READING or endnotes section for further COVIDsteria resources).

COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America's Great Reset
COVIDsteria: Table of Contents
See the table of contents below for a plot summary of COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America's Great Reset. Links will update as scheduled chapters or “interviews” are published… ABOUT (Free Excerpt) COPYRIGHT (Free Excerpt) DEDICATION (Free Excerpt…
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5 years ago · CJ (COVIDsteria eBook)
COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America's Great Reset
COVIDsteria: Further Reading (Endnotes)
Below are links to further reading material and sources used to write this satire (in addition, all “interviews” are footnoted). Feel free to add to drop links to additional references or reading materials in the comments section (or let me know of a bad/out-of-date link…
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5 years ago · CJ (COVIDsteria eBook)
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