MEDIAsteria: Best Taylor Lorenz Memes (Worst Reporturd in the World?!!)

Is she really a Lizard Person? Granddaughter of a Nazi? What's her real age? COVID cultist and more doxxer Taylor Lorenz memes - the world's most loathsome corp media reporturd?!!

Dec 19, 2022

Most corporate media hacks are loathsome creatures (definitely all Lizard people………), but then there is [ex-New York Times] Washington Post ~~reporter~~ reporturd and professional doxxer Taylor Lorenz who is the epitome journalism today. She just received 15 seconds of more fame for having her Twitter account briefly suspended by Elon Musk.

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok

Watch Taylor Lorenz almost in tears as she discusses her ban. It’s incredible watching these “journalists” just in absolute shock at finally being held to the same standard as everyone else. They’re so used to living by a different set of rules https://t.co/2bZS9YnifW

NOTE: She is on Substrack at Taylor Lorenz's Newsletter. But like her Twitter account (archived here), you can’t post comments on there to say “hi” on my behalf…

Taylor is the one who doxxed

Libs of TikTok

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok

Hi @TaylorLorenz! Which of my relatives did you enjoy harassing the most at their homes yesterday?

How loathsome is this ~~reporter~~ reporturd you wonder? Even ex-New York Times employee Alex Berenson (How I wish this were an April Fool’s joke), Glenn Greenwald, and other Blue Checks can’t seem to stand her - especially after this cringe worthy performance:

Jon Levine @LevineJonathan

NEW: Taylor Lorenz says she has "severe PTSD" from being a journalist and breaks down in MSNBC interview

Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald

This person works for the planet's 2nd-richest man and went to Swiss boarding school, yet constantly talks as if she's a low-paid hourly worker just getting by as a cook for a homeless shelter. She also has more corrections appended to her articles than most people have socks.

**Your Top Priority is The Emotional Comfort of the Most Powerful Elites, Which You Fulfill by Never Criticizing Them.**

Some actual journalists have looked into Taylor’s background:

Who is Taylor Lorenz?
An exposé on the Greenwich doxxer

Taylor Lorenz is a crybully
She mines outrage and attention by crusading against the ethically unenlightened

But the Karlstack Substack has the most detailed expose:

**The Slime Machine Targeting Libs of Tik Tok**

There are rumours floating around on Twitter that Taylor Lorenz is the granddaughter of Konrad Lorenz, a Nazi scientist who won the Nobel Prize for Medicine in 1973. I haven’t been able to verify this familial connection, and Taylor Lorenz has never publicly commented on it. I reached out to Taylor Lorenz to confirm if she was related to Konrad Lorenz but did not receive a response.

[NOTE: Lorenz’ doxing and other victims, including Bari Weiss, have been disproportionately Jewish…]

You might be tempted to think that Taylor Lorenz is the story here, and you are partly right. She represents unhappy childless women in their 40s and 50s everywhere — they don’t have kids of their own, so they feel the need take care of society. Society is their kid. Taylor Lorenz would dox the whole world if it would simply bring her the inner peace and intrinsic fulfilment that a family could.

Joe Norman @normonics

Taylor Lorenz is a sneak peak at the insanity we will endure due to aging women who forewent family

Taylor will dox people she does not like - even if it threatens their lives:

Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald

Fucking unbelievable: @TaylorLorenz, after sobbing on national TV 2 weeks ago, claiming she's the victim of "harassment," showed up at the house of the relatives of the citizen behind @libsoftiktok and badgered them, according to @libsoftiktok. The bullies claim to be bullied.

**Video Transcript: WashPost's Doxing of @LibsOfTikTok Reveals Who Corporate Journalists See as Their Targets**

Amber Athey @amber_athey

I’ve reached out to @washingtonpost to ask if they can confirm that @TaylorLorenz went to the homes of family members of @libsoftiktok. Here are the SPJ’s ethical guidelines on minimizing harm.

Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain

It’s not just @TaylorLorenz who is responsible for doxxing @libsoftiktok Taylor has an editor, Christina Passariello (@cpassariello) who absolutely should explain herself

Christina Pushaw 🇺🇸 @ChristinaPushaw

The Bezos Post’s internet hall monitor is so excited to “expose” @libsoftiktok. Here is my comment: 🤡

Christina Pushaw 🇺🇸 @ChristinaPushaw

Here’s why private citizen @libsoftiktok incurred the wrath of WaPo’s Taylor Lorenz: - Degenerate progressives posted public videos about how they have sexually explicit conversations with minors - LibsofTikTok reposted those videos - Degenerates faced professional consequences

During the fatwah, Taylor Lorenz hunted down Geller’s four daughters on Instagram — who were not involved in any political activism — and doxxed them to the world in a scoop called The Instagram Stars Hiding Their Famous, Muslim-Hating Mom, Pamela Geller. There was no defensible reason for doxxing those Jewish teenagers to ISIS. Unless, of course, you hate Jews. [The Slime Machine Targeting Libs of Tik Tok]

Taylor Lorenz - ISIS Terrorists Have Threatened Your Life, I Think I'll Publish Your Children's Names - Taylor-Lorenz.net

She blatantly ~~lies~~ leaves out key facts or just makes things up:

**YouTubers say WaPo's Taylor Lorenz falsely claimed she reached out for comment in story about Depp-Heard trial**

Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz

Last Thursday, an incorrect line was added to a story of mine before publishing due to a miscommunication with an editor. I did not write the line and was not aware it was inserted. I asked for it to be removed right after the story went live.

**The Journalistic Tattletale and Censorship Industry Suffers Several Well-Deserved Blows**

Lorenz memes. Best Collection of funny Lorenz pictures on America's best pics and videos

The Inquisition @The_Inq_

@ChristinaPushaw @libsoftiktok This is in character for Taylor Lorenz. Here’s an incident from last year that more people should know about. https://t.co/6BClGiqF8O

The Inquisition @The_Inq_

Did you know a high-profile @nytimes reporter played a central role in an information warfare campaign that ruined an innocent person’s life? She even tried to conceal the victim’s Judaism while accusing him of anti-Semitism. Here’s the twisted and true story. THREAD:

The Inquisition @The_Inq_

But Lorenz, who IS NOT Jewish, omits altogether that David Markovich IS. He and 5 siblings grew up in a Yeshivish Orthodox community in Far Rockaway, Queens, and he spent 3 years studying Talmud at a yeshiva in the center of Jerusalem. Here he is at his Bar Mitzvah in 2002.

She is a team player who will happily delete Tweets when they don’t fit correct narratives:

Taylor Lorenz - Remember When I Deleted Charlottesville Tweets Because They Conflicted With The Media's Agenda

She’s a COVID cultist with no sense of humor:

Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz

I have to fly soon for work & as someone who is medically vulnerable I’m so scared. All COVID precautions that keep high risk people safe have been dropped. I plan to keep an N95 on my face for all 7 hours w/ zero water breaks, but I’m scared it may not seal perfectly. Any tips?

Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze

Wash Post still working out the struggle I guess.

Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz

@mattyglesias I’m glad it’s a joke for u Matt and that you’re lucky enough to get access to great care, but for those who have had their lives destroyed by the virus and who have had loved ones die from or suffer w/ LC it’s not funny. Hope you can have a little more empathy, especially today

In 2020, she made Forbes’ prestigious “40 Under 40” list. The problem is, she nobody knows her real age (The Slime Machine Targeting Libs of Tik Tok claims she is as old as 51 years):

Lorenz, who recently joined the Washington Post to do Chinese spyware advocacy and cultivate her personal brand, revealed on Twitter that she is 43 years old. The stunning announcement has called into question the results of our previous investigation, which determined that Lorenz was born Oct. 21, 1984, and is therefore 37½ years old.
It would also mean that Lorenz was at least 41 years old when Fortune magazine named her to its "40 Under 40" list in September 2020. Her recently updated Wikipedia page now states that Lorenz was "born c. 1978–1987." The Washington Free Beacon will not rest until we find the (long-form) birth certificate. Stay tuned! UPDATE: Taylor Lorenz Age Controversy Sparks Free Beacon Investigation

Note how she lies down on her back in this video in order to minimize wrinkles (gravity helps stretch her face back) and uses several filters to make her look younger: [The Slime Machine Targeting Libs of Tik Tok]

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok

In a recent TikTok, Taylor Lorenz explains why it’s bad to engage in a doxxing campaign of an individual and shares her horror at media revealing a full name without getting comment. Incredible

Age is not the only thing she has lied about:

Taylor is also a weirdo [see: The Taylor Lorenz ‘Lizard Person’ Scandal, Explained]:

As in the number of steps she takes per day….:

I haven't ever seen anything quite like this. To put this in context, the average American (not exactly the pinnacle of health) walks 3,000 steps per day, while 10,000 steps are recommended. And you KNOW she has her phone glued to her hand 24/7 so it is not like it is forgetting to count steps. [The Slime Machine Targeting Libs of Tik Tok]

Taylor summed up in one or two memes: