COVIDsteria + Tales From the Great Reset

COVIDsteria + Tales From the Great Reset

Weekly Humor Roundups

BREAD&CIRCUSES: Great Reset Humor Roundup (August 24, 2025)

Inside the John Bolton raid, Gavin Newsom's wife tells all on Harvey Weinstein's "fish-like" penis, what "Peace through Strength" actually means, trolling Newsom & more Great Reset humor!

Aug 24, 2025
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For this week’s Bread & Circuses roundup, the Alex Jones tin foil hat kit + inside the John Bolton raid and still waiting for the GITMO express… OTHER HIGHLIGHTS: 🤢 IF a Lib tells you Gavin Newsom would be a great President, remind them what his wife said about Harvey Weinstein’s ‘fish-like’ penis in court…🔥Dave Collum on Tucker, Russian philosopher Aleksandr Dugin on Alex Jones, etc. 🏫 Ladies, if you find folded up money is by your car door, DON’T pick it up as it might be laced with fentanyl… 🤣 President Trump showing our EU vassals what "Peace through Strength" actually means… 🤭 Obligatory midget Zalensky jokes...🙄 Hey Nancy Pelosi, this is how we will pick the crops… 🤭 Trolling Newsom…😲 Meanwhile in California…🤦‍♂️ And that's how I met your mother in the gym… 🤣 She learned the hard way to NOT bring the phone to the dinner table!

And some final words summing up our Bread & Circuses world as the Great Reset continues!


🤣 The Alex Jones tin foil hat kit!:

🤭 Meanwhile…:

🥱 But still waiting for this…:



🍞 Some Bread…

🤢 IF a Lib tells you Gavin Newsom would be a great President, remind them what his wife said about Harvey Weinstein’s ‘fish-like’ penis in court…:

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Gov. Gavin Newsom's wife breaks down describing Harvey Weinstein's 'fish-like' penis in court

When asked by Deputy District Attorney Marlene Martinez to describe Weinstein’s physique, Siebel Newsom said: “Lots of bruises, markings, yellow and green, lots of stretch marks on his belly, very not physically fit at all. Looked uncircumcised and strange though, kind of fish-like, the penis, something was distorted in the testicles … Lots of skin, lots of skin down there.”

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Gavin Newsom’s wife Jennifer Siebel Newsom tearfully testifies that Harvey Weinstein treated her like a ‘blow-up doll’ | The Independent
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🔥 Russian philosopher Aleksandr Dugin on Alex Jones:


🔥 Dave Collum when he is with Kunstler on Coffee and a Mike never disappoints and neither will this Tucker interview:

🔥 And his latest appearance on Coffee and a Mike:

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🔥 Aaron Lewis was with alternative metal band Staind and now has a solo career in country music…:


🔥 Auron MacIntyre is a podcast host for Blaze Media and authored the book “The Total State: How Liberal Democracies Become Tyrannies:”


🏫 Ladies, if you find folded up money is by your car door, DON’T pick it up as it might be laced with fentanyl:


🏫 Dr. Mary Talley Bowden and the author of “Dangerous Misinformation: The Virus, the Treatments, and the Lies:”


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🎪 Some Circuses…

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🤣 President Trump showing our EU vassals what "Peace through Strength" actually means:

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