COVIDsteria + Tales From the Great Reset

COVIDsteria + Tales From the Great Reset

Weekly Humor Roundups

BREAD&CIRCUSES: Great Reset Humor Roundup (July 20, 2025)

Missing minutes from the Epstein CCTV footage, Obama Tiktoks are getting wild, adios Colbert as The Late Show gets cancelled, a trick to save parking spots in Dem cities & more Great Reset humor!

Jul 20, 2025
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For this week’s Bread & Circuses roundup, just a normal day for the Epstein et al files + the missing minutes from the Epstein CCTV footage… OTHER HIGHLIGHTS: 🔥 The Duran with lawyer Robert Barnes on the Trump presidency at risk of unravelling… 🔥 Tucker Carlson and Darryl Cooper on the Epstein cover-up… 🙄 White man pretends to be genderfluid black migrant, writes horrible poems, gets published 47 times… 🤣 These tiktoks that Barack Obama and Big Mike Michelle Obama are making are getting wild! 🤭 Use this trick to save a parking spot for your friend in Democrat run cities… 🤣 Asking AI to generate more short videos of various countries as if it were a person… 🥳 Adios Colbert as the late show gets cancelled + the full cringeworthy The Vax-Scene - The Box Set…

And some final words summing up our Bread & Circuses world as the Great Reset continues!


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Mark Levin & Ben Shapiro won’t like thus 🙄🙄🙄:

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🍞 Some Bread…

🔥 The Duran with lawyer Robert Barnes - https://vivabarneslaw.locals.com/ / https://1776lawcenter.com:


🔥 Walter Kirn:

Editor-at-Large @CountyHwy Co-host @AmericaWeek w/ @mtaibbi Books: Blood Will Out, Up in the Air, Thumbsucker, Mission to America, etc

Unbound
Free Thought. Cheap
By Walter Kirn

🔥 Braxton McCoy + Braxton McCoy (@braxton_mccoy) / X:

🔥 Tucker Carlson and Darryl Cooper LIVE on the Epstein cover-up:

🔥 This was the full Tucker speech at Turning Point USA:


🔥 This reminds me of the group that made up fake but woke scientific studies, got them published in scientific journals and made a documentary about it:

White Man Pretends To Be Genderfluid Black Migrant, Writes Horrible Poems, Gets Published 47 Times
The White Man Who Pretended to Be Black to Get Published
Straight white author's career finally takes off after he tells woke publishers he's gender queer Nigerian

His side of the story:

Jasper’s Substack
Call Me the 21st-Century Ern Malley (How I Fooled the Poetry World)
Well, someone had to do it. It was inevitable…
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7 months ago · 41 likes · 15 comments · Jasper Ceylon

🏫 As always, the delusional WAPO reader comments are a hoot on this piece:

Russia presents itself as a haven for those fleeing a decadent West - The Washington Post

🏫 Some random but interesting recent health pieces that caught my attention:

Resistance training may be the best exercise for older adults with insomnia, new study finds | CNN

Want better sleep in your older years? Time to grab some weights.

Exercise, but particularly those workouts that incorporate resistance to improve muscular strength, can be helpful for older adults with insomnia, according to a new study.

The best exercises to do if you’re over 60 (and want a good night’s sleep)

One thing that has always helped is my sessions lifting weights in the gym. There is something uniquely exhausting about strength training and, at 61, I now do something taxing with my muscles at least three times a week. These are the nights when my wake-ups are less disturbing and finding the door that leads back to dreamland is easier.

And now it seems that science is on my side. Newly published analysis carried out in Mahidol University, Bangkok, found that among older people (the over-60s) with insomnia, strength training – lifting, pushing and pulling – is superior to aerobic work as a means of improving slumber.

The Hidden Risks In Common Breakfasts - And How To Fix Them | ZeroHedge

The biggest concerns with common breakfast items like cereals, pastries, granola bars, or instant oatmeal packets are that they’re often high in sugar and low in protein and fiber. This combination can lead to blood sugar spikes and crashes, noted Mary Curristin, a nutritionist at ART Health Solutions, in an interview with The Epoch Times.

An analysis published in May by U.S. investigators examined children’s breakfast cereals released in the United States between 2010 and 2023. It found that these products have become higher in fat, sugar, and sodium, while their fiber and protein content has dropped. Just one serving of many cereals now contains more than 45 percent of the American Heart Association’s recommended daily added sugar limit for kids.

“These types of breakfasts can cause an initial energy boost followed by a crash, leading to irritability, poor focus, and increased hunger or cravings,” said Curristin.

Over time, eating high-sugar, ultra-processed breakfasts may raise the risk of insulin resistance, weight gain, and imbalances in the gut microbiome, she added.


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🤣 These tiktoks that Barack Obama and Big Mike Michelle Obama are making are getting wild!

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