FATsteria: Best AOC Has Early Onset Abuelaism Memes (She Turns Torta!)🐷

Almost every 🌮 becomes a 🌯 (sagging a**✔️, Latina arm drag flaps ✔️, etc), Abuela Ocasio-Cortez, MAOCTA (Make AOC Thin Again) and more AOC has early onset abuelaism memes as she turns torta!

Jun 27, 2025

We have covered AOC a few times already as she has long been the favorite big booty Latina for some people:

However……………………………………………

Some Twitter experts on Latinas are starting to notice that AOC is hmmm… starting to look a little…. errrrr… different these days…….

For the benefit of those of you who don’t live in communities with large Latino (or for that matter, large Portuguese, Italian, Greek, Filipino, Polish, Russian and/or Jewish…) populations, here are some visual demonstrations of the condition that afflicts nearly every hot Latina woman after a certain (and often early…) age…:

In this short segment from classic Loveline, Adam Carolla briefly touched on the condition at the end of a 19-year old Latina’s call regarding the cute guy in a BMW that she pulled over who turned out to be 40, divorced and with kids older than her……………..:

“…all right; but hold on, you know those Mexican broads that wear a ton of clown makeup, they all look like they're off the set of Mucho Belgante and they all… they can either… Let me tell you something about Mexican women: They can either be 17 or 77 but they all look 38! Big rack! Big a**! You know! He didn't know! You can't judge the age of a Mexican woman - you cannot…!”

This next Latina though might be one of the luckier ones to escape the inevitable condition…:

So what’s going on here???

Although I am not sure what they call the condition for Portuguese, Italian, Greek, Filipino, Polish, Russian and/or Jewish women (let me know in the comments if you know…); for Latinas, the condition or conditions are referred to as early onset abuelaism and turning torta…

Here are the official Grok definitions of both:

[And thank you woke Grok for reminding us about how bad body shaming and ethnic stereotypes are - two things this Substack would never engage in……..]

Sadly, as many a non-Latino man has found out the hard way a few years after marrying hot Latinas, there is no known cure for these conditions - coz it’s all downhill from here for all parties involved……..

We have already covered a particularly severe case of early onset abuelaism or turning torta involving another Latina Democrat…:

And now for some AOC has early onset abuelaism as she turns torta memes + we will have a poll exclusively intended for men at the end…

Let’s hear from all the Latina experts as we need to trust the science on this one…………………:

[AOC is 35 years old]

🤨🤨🤨:

Almost every taco becomes a burrito:

Ciencia:

Patata:

Donas…:

For her, too many tortas, arepas and tortillas… For him… wellllll….:

Poll:

And be sure to tell us why you voted the way you did in the comments:

* Tags updated as of April 23, 2025.

Soon her BMI will exceed her IQ.

INGRID C DURDEN

Jun 27, 2025

this proves again, that govt people get paid too much, sit too much, and eat too much. Put them on a diet of 8 dollars per worked' hour, and see how the pounds will drop off.

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FATsteria: Best AOC Has Early Onset Abuelaism Memes (She Turns Torta!)🐷

Almost every 🌮 becomes a 🌯 (sagging a**✔️, Latina arm drag flaps ✔️, etc), Abuela Ocasio-Cortez, MAOCTA (Make AOC Thin Again) and more AOC has early onset abuelaism memes as she turns torta!

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