FATsteria: Best Governor JB Pritzker Memes (BIG Gubment Personafied!)
Dems hate oligarchs (like Pritzker hates buffets), he wears a mask & opposes RFK Jr. (coz he's serious about his health) and more Governor JB Pritzker memes (+Poll: Who would win an eating contest?)!
Long time readers know we would never try to avoid making fun of the Obese… And although former Governor Chris Christie is a bigggggg target…:
… There is an even BIGGGGGER target in the form of Illinois Governor JB Pritzker:
Pritzker has been throwing his weight around recently as a potential Presidential candidate:
Campaign ‘buzz‘ attends undistinguished pols who excoriate the president.
This column continues to search in vain for a success story in progressive governance. Meanwhile yet another failing governor of a struggling state is creating media excitement with promises of partisan belligerence.
“Pritzker’s speech in New Hampshire drives presidential campaign buzz,” announces a Washington Post headline. Maeve Reston reports for the Post from Manchester, N.H.:
“In a fiery address to New Hampshire Democrats on Sunday night, Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker condemned what he described as President Donald Trump’s “authoritarian power grabs” while also blasting the “do-nothing” Democrats in his party — stating it is “time to fight everywhere, all at once.”
The billionaire Democratic governor repeatedly brought the crowd to its feet with acidic attacks on the morals and ethics of the president, adviser and top donor Elon Musk, as well as members of the president’s Cabinet…
“Never before in my life have I called for mass protests, for mobilization, for disruption. But I am now,” Pritzker said to a standing ovation accompanied by whistles and cheers from the audience. “These Republicans cannot know a moment of peace. They must understand that we will fight their cruelty with every megaphone and microphone that we have. We must castigate them on the soap box and then punish them at the ballot box.””
Other than the most unhinged ideological zealots, who wants to fight everywhere all at once? If by “do-nothing” Democrats he means the party that lost the White House and the Senate and failed to reclaim the House in 2024, that’s pretty much how it works in a representative democracy. Yes, there are opportunities for the minority party to shape legislation at the margins, but the people chosen by voters to lead are allowed to lead.
Forget polling his chances at getting the Presidential nomination or winning the Presidency - we have a better poll:
And now for some Governor JB Pritzker memes…
Meet oligarch JB Pritzker:
DeMS-13:
Redefining health:
Sure is:
Unanswered questions:
Trump doesn’t like him much:

Competing with Newsom:
The final word:
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Thank you. Now I feel slender LOL
His heart attack can't come soon enough.