FATsteria: Best No More Fat Woke Military Generals Memes

Gonna need more Ozempic, get to know your current fat a** military, they want their dresses/lipstick back, the Biggest Loser (Generals Edition) and more no more fat woke military generals memes!

Oct 01, 2025

Pete Hegseth just read the riot act to our fat woke military generals:

‘We Are Done With This Sh*t’: Hegseth, Trump Blast Wokeness In Military Before Unimpressed Generals | ZeroHedge

10 Changes Hegseth Is Making To Military Health Requirements | Babylon Bee

Here are Hegseth’s full remarks:

We have covered our woke military before, including:

And now for some no more fat woke military generals memes…

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Get to know your current fat a** military:

Nearly 70% of active service members are overweight, report finds

The image shows two soldiers in military gear sitting on the ground, eating from ration packs. One soldier is in the foreground, sitting with his legs stretched out, while the other is in the background, also seated. The setting appears to be an outdoor environment, possibly during a break or downtime. The image is accompanied by a text overlay that reads "BODY MASS INDEX (BMI) TRENDS IN ACTIVE DUTY MILITARY SERVICE MEMBERS" and includes pie charts showing BMI trends before, at, and during service, as well as by age. The charts indicate a significant portion of soldiers are overweight or obese, aligning with the post text from the New York Post which states, "Nearly 70% of American soldiers are obese or overweight — compromising national security: study". This context highlights the health concerns within the military, making the image relevant to discussions on military health and fitness.

A person in military uniform carrying pizza boxes. The uniform includes camouflage clothing and a hat. The individual has a visible physique.

Three individuals in military uniforms sitting on chairs, wearing formal attire with medals and insignia. A person in a navy blue uniform and two in green uniforms, with one holding a coffee cup. Multiple national flags are visible in the background. Three individuals in camouflage uniforms walking near a Subway restaurant, with vehicles parked nearby.

I bet this guy won’t pass a fitness test:

A crowded room of military personnel in uniform, seated and facing forward. One general, circled in red, appears to be rubbing his temple or face, suggesting frustration or exhaustion. The text overlay reads "This one general is all of us during that rambling Trump speech."

A large group of military personnel in uniform, seated in rows at a formal event. Many wear army and air force attire with visible medals and insignia. Text overlay reads "The moment you realize... You picked the wrong profession..." with a watermark from The New York Times.

A group of individuals in military uniforms adorned with medals and insignia, seated closely together. One person, identified as Secretary of Defense Hegseth, is visible among them, wearing a similar uniform. Text overlay reads, "I already cut my off and now I can\'t wear lipstick 😭" with an eggplant emoji.

A large group of military personnel in uniform, including generals, seated in rows at a formal event. Many wear military attire with medals and insignia. Text overlay reads "WE\'RE GONNA NEED MORE OZEMPIC" in bold white letters. A watermark from the New York Times is visible.

A person in a military uniform with a camouflage pattern, wearing glasses and having pink hair, sitting with arms crossed. A rainbow flag patch is visible on the uniform\'s chest.

Big mad…:

Looks like General Milley:

Donald Trump in a blue suit and blue tie walking outdoors on a brick path, accompanied by Pete Hegseth in military camouflage uniform. Several other individuals, including a woman in a black outfit, are walking nearby. A second image shows Donald Trump in a light-colored suit laughing, with another man in a dark suit laughing beside him.

Fat generals…:

Pete Hegseth wearing a dark suit, white shirt, and red striped tie, standing in front of colorful banners and flags. His eyes are digitally altered to glow red. The word "FATASS" is overlaid in large white text at the bottom.

A black-and-white photo of a man in a suit leaning on a desk, with papers, glasses, and an ashtray visible. The text overlay reads, "Well, Generals? You want to keep that cushy job? Then get your fat ass in shape."

A man in a blue suit and red tie shouting, with three military generals in uniform standing behind him. The generals wear medals and hats. Large yellow text reads "NO FAT WOKE GENERALS!" on a red background.

Pete Hegseth Hires Hans, Franz To Get Generals Into Shape | Babylon Bee

Mark Milley in a military uniform with medals and insignia, wearing a colorful rainbow wig and matching bow tie, holding red boxing gloves, standing in front of an American flag and an eagle emblem.

Two men in military uniforms. The man on the left, Dwight Eisenhower, wears a uniform with a patch and ribbons, marked with a red circle. The man on the right, Mark Milley, wears a uniform with medals and ribbons, also marked with a red circle. Text overlays read "WON A WAR" on the left and "LOST A WAR" on the right.

The final word(s):

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Discussion about this post

Dave aka Geezermann

This one is SO GOOD, love the intro, and the Babylon Bee one. The meme pics - like really? There are really some who look like that? Wow. This has to be shared. Good work.

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INGRID C DURDEN

The black officers seem to be the only slimmer ones. Wow between the Caucasian ones, there are indeed some ozempic candidates. Beware of the side effects though!

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