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Sep 29, 2025

Some weeks ago, Governor Gavin Newsom decided to troll Melania Trump over a Vanity Fair cover:

Newsom Trolls Melania Trump With Mock Vanity Fair Cover

However…

Newsom is the last person who should be trolling other people’s wives given his wife was transactionally f*cked by Harvey Weinstein:

Defense attorney says Gov. Newsom's wife had 'transactional sex' with Weinstein - CBS San Francisco

The image is a screenshot of an Independent news article headline and partial text, displayed on a webpage with navigation tabs like 'News,' 'Sports,' and 'Voices.' The headline reads, 'Gavin Newsom\'s wife Jennifer Siebel Newsom tearfully testifies that Harvey Weinstein treated her like a \'blow-up doll,\'' with a subheading describing her emotional courtroom breakdown. The article, dated Tuesday 15 November 2022, 14:38 EST, is credited to Io Dodds in San Francisco. The post text from @DoctorDirtNasty on X references Gavin Newsom and Harvey Weinstein, suggesting a critical or negative context about Newsom, while the original post implies a counter to positive perceptions of him. No platform watermarks are visible. — Gavin Newsom’s wife Jennifer Siebel Newsom tearfully testifies that Harvey Weinstein treated her like a ‘blow-up doll’ | The Independent

But this story about Newsom’s wife gets even better or rather weirder and weirder…:

Gov. Gavin Newsom’s wife breaks down describing Harvey Weinstein’s ‘fish-like’ penis in court

Jennifer Siebel Newsom, the wife of California Gov. Gavin Newsom, sobbed as she described Harvey Weinstein’s “distorted” and “fish-like” genitals during her bombshell testimony at the disgraced movie producer’s sexual assault trial Monday.
Identified in court as Jane Doe 4, Siebel Newsom broke down in tears recounting how Weinstein allegedly raped her in 2005 at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills.

When asked by Deputy District Attorney Marlene Martinez to describe Weinstein’s physique, Siebel Newsom said: “Lots of bruises, markings, yellow and green, lots of stretch marks on his belly, very not physically fit at all. Looked uncircumcised and strange though, kind of fish-like, the penis, something was distorted in the testicles … Lots of skin, lots of skin down there.”

“And then he puts part of his penis inside of me because he pushes me back against the bed,” she said. “It’s not staying in because his penis is so weird and messed up. He realizes this. I was just worried I was going to get some disease. It was so gross.”

Siebel Newsom was also asked about an email she sent to Weinstein in 2007 in which she sought his advice when Newsom was mayor of San Francisco. In a prior ruling, Judge Lisa Lench granted prosecutors permission to use the email, which mentioned an affair Newsom had in 2005 with an aide.
“I believed that Harvey Weinstein had relationships with the press and understood how to handle the press, and thought he could be helpful,” Siebel Newsom said when asked about the email on Monday.

The image features a split composition with two cartoon-style illustrations. On the left, a blonde woman with an angry, teary expression represents Gov. Gavin Newsom\'s wife, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, depicted in distress, likely referencing her testimony in court about Harvey Weinstein. On the right, a fish with the text "Hey baby, I can make you a star" suggests a humorous, provocative innuendo tying Weinstein\'s "fish-like" penis description to his predatory Hollywood persona. The post text, including the reply, provides context about the trial\'s outcome and critiques Newsom, framing the meme as a satirical commentary on the legal proceedings and Newsom\'s public image. No platform watermarks are visible.

Weinstein Accuser Jessica Mann Testifies at Rape Trial

“He would say, ‘Do you like my big, fat, Jewish dick?’” claimed Mann, 34.
“The first time I saw him fully naked,” she said, “I thought he was deformed and intersex. He has an extreme scarring that I didn’t know, maybe [he] was a burn victim …”
“He does not have testicles, and it appears that he has a vagina,” she claimed, saying she had oral sex with Weinstein.
As Mann claimed that he had deformed genitals, Weinstein dropped his head.
“He also peed on me once,” she also said of Weinstein, who is 67.
Prosecutor Joan Illuzzi asked Mann to describe Weinstein’s hygiene.
“It was very bad,” she said. “He smelled like shit — excuse me, sorry, like poop. He just was dirty.”

Here is the medical explanation: