MAHAsteria: Best Fake Food Memes

The longer the shelf life (the shorter yours...), WEF vs. Texas food pyramid, the "why does my stomach hurt" starter pack, so many names for sugar, wild caught microplastics and more fake food memes!

MAHA is moving to the state level as Ken Paxton investigates Kellogg’s “healthy” food claims:

MAHA Texas-Style: Launches Investigation Into Kellogg's Over 'Healthy' Cereal Claims

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton (R) has launched an investigation into food company WK Kellogg Co. for potentially violating the state's consumer protection laws. Paxton alleged that the company’s cereals such as Apple Jacks, Froot Loops, Rice Krispies, and Frosted Flakes are advertised as "healthy” and claimed such products contain artificial food colorings that are linked to health issues.

We have covered MAHA and fake food in the past:

And now for some fake food memes…

Now this is a good breakfast…:

Meanwhile in Rome…:

Us vs. everyone else:

10 hazardous food additives banned in Europe but legal in the US... including suspected carcinogens

Recipe for disaster: Startling comparison of ingredients in everyday groceries in the US vs UK will stun you

European and British food laws are generally more strict, banning several toxic additives that are allowed to remain in products sold in the US. It means American food often contains a lot more ingredients, as seen above

The simple rule that makes dieting easy: Only eat foods with fewer than FIVE ingredients — so can you guess how many are in these 'healthy' snacks?

The simple rule that makes dieting easy: Only eat foods with fewer than FIVE ingredients — so can you guess how many are in these 'healthy' snacks?

Plastic Chemicals Causing Infertility, Diabetes Found ‘Widespread’ in Common Food Items: Report

Ultra Processed Foods Make Up 2/3rds Of Diet For Kids In Britain, New Study Reveals

What about zee bugs?:

Healthy eating increases odds of reaching 70 without chronic disease, study says

Following a healthy diet — one primarily plant-based, with minimal ultra-processed food and low to moderate amounts of animal-based foods like fish and dairy — can raise the chances of reaching age 70 without developing a chronic disease, according to a new study.

The research, published Monday in the journal Nature Medicine, analyzed the diets of more than 105,000 people in midlife and found that by 70, less than 10% had achieved “healthy aging,” meaning their memories were intact, they hadn’t developed depression or a major chronic condition, and they could perform basic physical tasks like climbing stairs or carrying groceries.

The three-week diet that boosts heart health and sheds fat

The three-week diet that boosts heart health and sheds fat

People in this remote valley live to 100—they follow 5 distinct diet and lifestyle habits for longevity

In a little-known mountainous area called Hunza Valley, located far north of Pakistan, people seem to defy all medical odds.

It is primarily home to the Burusho and Wakhi people, who for centuries have survived and thrived in remote villages — with minimal amenities and rudimentary health facilities. Studies have found that the average life expectancy here is around 100 years.

My husband was born and raised here, and is from the Burusho indigenous community. After we got married, I left the U.S. and we settled down in the Central part of the valley.

Here are some intriguing habits that help the people of Hunza live longer:

The final word(s):

* Tags updated as of April 3, 2025.

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