MEDIAsteria: Best Guardian Headlines & Memes

"Upward thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky." "Should it really be a crime to look at child porn?" "Anyone fancy a nice glass of cockroach milk?" And more OUTLANDISH Guardian headlines!

Just like if a tree falls in the forest, if a corporate or state-sponsored propaganda or media source stops posting on Twitter, will anyone notice (unless they tell us about it…)?:

Why the Guardian is no longer posting on X | Social media | The Guardian

We wanted to let readers know that we will no longer post on any official Guardian editorial accounts on the social media site X (formerly Twitter). We think that the benefits of being on X are now outweighed by the negatives and that resources could be better used promoting our journalism elsewhere.

This is something we have been considering for a while given the often disturbing content promoted or found on the platform, including far-right conspiracy theories and racism. The US presidential election campaign served only to underline what we have considered for a long time: that X is a toxic media platform and that its owner, Elon Musk, has been able to use its influence to shape political discourse.

X users will still be able to share our articles, and the nature of live news reporting means we will still occasionally embed content from X within our article pages.

Then again, you could mistake the Guardian for the Babylon Bee given some of their outlandish headlines through the years…

And now for some Guardian memes and some of their most outlandish headlines…

Bill Gates’ paper:

Questions NOBODY but the Guardian is asking:

Should it really be a crime to look at child pornography? | Rod Liddle | The Guardian

Who else is a right-wing jerk?:

Getting fit is great – but it could turn you into a rightwing jerk

Who else is a real NAZI?:

Hate body odour? You're more likely to have rightwing views | Psychology | The Guardian

NOOOOOOO!!!!:

Anyone fancy a nice glass of cockroach milk? | Food | The Guardian

Barbecue is an American tradition – of enslaved Africans and Native Americans | Michael W Twitty | The Guardian

Those bigoted roses and petunias…:

Weeding out horticulture’s race problem | Gardening advice | The Guardian

The week in patriarchy…:

Men are less likely to wear masks – another sign that toxic masculinity kills | Arwa Mahdawi | The Guardian

Do they have the same writers as the Babylon Bee?!!:

'Upward-thrusting buildings ejaculating into the sky' – do cities have to be so sexist? | Architecture | The Guardian

Gee… I wonder why…⏰⏰⏰:

My wife prefers masturbation to having sex with me | Sex | The Guardian

I created the Isis dildo flag at London Pride to start a dialogue, not get a laugh | Paul Coombs | The Guardian

1974…:

Excess memes and ‘reply all’ emails are bad for climate, researcher warns | Greenhouse gas emissions | The Guardian

Some of these headlines might be trolling, but hey, I am not a factchecker…:

The last one is sort of real:

Tackle street harassment or burglary? The police shouldn’t have to choose

The Guardian nut house:

The final word and why they are leaving Twitter:

* Tags updated as of October 14, 2024.

BIDENsteria

• Biden Corruption Memes, Biden Documents Memes, Biden Falling Off His Bike Memes, Biden Ice Cream Memes, Biden PIGEONgate Memes, Dark Brandon Memes, Jill Biden Memes, Joe Biden Memes, Hunter Biden Memes, Let’s Go Brandon Memes & Pedo Pete Memes

BIG PHARMA, HEALTH CARE & SCIENTICISM

• Big Pharma Memes, Euthanasia Memes, Fake Science Memes, Fat + Body Positivity Memes, Health Alert Memes, Health Care Memes, Moderna Memes, Pfizer Memes & Science Memes

BIG TECH, CENSORSHIP & SOCIAL MEDIA

• Bill Gates Memes, Censorship Memes, Elon Musk Memes, Facebook Memes, Mark Zuckerberg Memes & Twitter Memes

CHINAsteria

• China Memes, Chinese Spy Balloon Memes, COVID Lab Leak Memes & Taiwan Memes

COVIDsteria Psyop

• Bird Flu Memes, COVID Amnesty Memes, COVID Hypocrisy Memes, COVID Lab Leak Memes, COVID Lockdown Memes, COVID Mask Memes, COVID Memes, COVID Propaganda Memes, COVID Satire Videos, COVID Science Memes, COVID Variant Memes, Fauci Memes, Public Health Memes, Tedros Memes & WHO Memes

EDUCATIONsteria

• Education Memes, Public School Memes, Student Loan Forgiveness Memes & Woke University Memes

ELECTIONsteria & POLITICALsteria

• Abortion Memes, AOC Memes, Boris Johnson Memes, Chris Christie Memes, Chuck Schumer Memes, Citizens for Sanity Memes, Dianne Feinstein Memes, Donald Trump Memes, Dr. Oz Memes, Election Fraud Memes, Election Memes, Gavin Newsom Memes, GOP Memes, Government Memes, Illegal Immigration Memes, Kamala Harris Memes, King Charles Memes, Libertarian Memes (Argentina + Milei), Liz Cheney Memes, Liz Truss Memes, Michelle Obama Memes, Mitch McConnell Memes, Nancy Pelosi Memes, Nimarata "Nikki Haley" Randhawa Memes, Obama Memes, Paul Pelosi Memes, Political Memes, PayPal Memes, Project Veritas Memes, Queen Elizabeth Memes, RFK Jr. Memes, Roe v Wade Memes, Ron DeSantis Memes, Social Credit Score Memes, Speaker Kevin McCarthy Memes, Speaker Mike Johnson Memes, Student Loan Forgiveness Memes, Tim Walz Memes & Trudeau Memes

FBI & FEDs

• Durham Report Memes, False Flag Memes, FBI Hypocrisy Memes, FBI Memes, FED Memes, FEMA Memes, IRS Memes, January 6th Memes, Mar-A-Lago Raid Memes, Patriot Front Memes, Trump Arrest Memes & Woke Secret Service Memes

GLOBAL WARMINGsteria

• Dutch Farmer Memes, Earth Day Memes, Electric Vehicle (EV) Memes, Fake Food Memes, Fake Meat Memes, Gas Stove Ban Memes, Global Warming Memes, GMO Memes, Greta Thunberg Memes & Ohio Train Derailment Memes

GREAT RESET & WEF

• Davos Memes, Great Reset Humor, Great Reset Jokes, Great Reset Memes,

  Great Reset Satire Videos, Klaus Schwab Memes & WEF Memes

GREAT RESET RESISTANCE

• Canadian Trucker Memes, Conspiracy Theory Memes, Dutch Farmer Memes, Great Reset Resistance Memes, Great Reset Resistance Quotes, Memer Memes, Memes & Online Resistance Memes

GUN CONTROL

• Crime Memes, Gun Control Memes, Mass Shooting Memes, Police Memes, Retail Theft Memes & Uvalde Memes

HOLIDAYsteria

• Christmas Memes, Columbus Day Memes, Halloween Memes, Holiday Memes, July 4th Memes, Memorial Day Memes, Thanksgiving Memes & Valentine's Day Memes

IllEGAL IMMIGRATION

• Illegal Immigration Memes & Martha's Vineyard Memes

MEDIAsteria

• Brian Stelter Memes, CNN Memes, Fox News Memes, Joe Rogan Memes, Media Memes, NPR Memes, PBS Memes, Taylor Lorenz Memes, Tucker Carlson Memes & Washington Post Memes

MONKEYsteria Psyop

• Monkeypox Memes

PRIDEsteria & PEDOsteria

• Balenciaga Memes, Bud Light Memes, Dalai Lama Memes, Gender Memes, Groomer Memes, Jeffrey Epstein Memes, Monkeypox Memes, Pedo Pete Memes, Pride Month Memes, Sam Brinton Memes, Transgender Memes & Transwomen in Women's Sports Memes

RACEsteria

• Affirmative Action Memes, Black History Month Memes, Haiti Memes, Race Memes, Reparations Memes & Scott Adams Memes

RANDOM PSYOPs or NOISE

• Australia Memes, British Memes, California Memes, Canada Memes, Europe or EU Memes, Feminism Memes, France Memes, Germany Memes, Miscellaneous Memes, San Francisco Memes, Sports Memes, Taylor Swift Memes & UFO Memes

RECESSION & INFLATION

• Baby Formula Shortage Memes, Bank Collapse Memes, Bidenomics Memes, Digital Currency Memes, Egg Shortage Memes, High Gas Price Memes, Housing Bubble Memes, Inflation Memes, Inflation Reduction Act Memes, Jim Cramer Memes & Recession Memes

RUSSOphobia & RUSSIAsteria + WW3steria

• Brittney Griner Memes, FTX Memes, General Milley Memes, Middle East War Memes, Nord Stream Memes, Putin Memes, Russia Invades Ukraine Memes, Russia Memes, Ukraine Biolab Memes, Ukraine Corruption Memes, Ukraine Hypocrisy Memes, Ukraine Nazi Memes, WW3 Memes & Zelensky Memes

VACCINEs

• Damar Hamlin Memes, Died Suddenly Memes, Moderna Memes, Novak Djokovic Memes, Pfizer Memes, Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Memes, Vaccine Booster Memes, Vaccine Hesitancy Memes, Vaccine Karma Memes, Vaccine Memes, Vaccine Passport Memes & Vaccine Side Effect Memes

VIDEOs

• Alex Stein Videos, Awaken With JP Videos, Satire Videos & Steve Inman Videos

WOKE CORPORATIONs & ORGANIZATIONs

• Balenciaga Memes, DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy Memes, Big Tech Memes, Bud Light Memes, Hollywood Memes, Miller Light Memes, Netflix Memes, Super Bowl Memes, Woke Boeing, Woke Corporations, Woke Disney Memes, Woke Military Memes & Woke Target Memes

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