SERFDOMsteria: Best 50-Year Mortgage Memes (You Will Own Nothing & Be Happy!)
Make debt servitude great again, the eternal debtor, renting (+ paying property taxes & maintenance for the banksters), houses built these days won't last 50 years and more 50-year mortgage memes!
Some braindead Trump Administration official came up with and then Trump floated an idea for a 50-year mortgage (before apparently walking it back) so you will own nothing and be happy…:
This appears to be the braindead admin official:
If the name Pulte sounds familiar…:
But at least we are not Canada:
And at least some Americans are calling out the 50-year mortgage BS:
On the other hand, this could be an interesting idea as some states have similar programs in place involving property tax assessment transfers to new properties for selected residents (e.g. above a certain age or with a disability):
Portable mortgages would allow homeowners to transfer their existing mortgages—rates, terms, and amortization schedule—to a new residential property.
The concept, in theory, would help borrowers avoid penalties and possibly save on interest.
It is unavailable in the United States but is an option in Canada, the UK, and parts of the European Union.
Assumable mortgages refer to when a homebuyer takes over the seller’s existing mortgage, including the interest rate, balance, and repayment terms.
And now for some 50-year mortgage memes…
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The eternal debtor:
Houses these days won’t last 50 years:
Can’t wait!:
The final word(s):
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I am originally from Belgium. Most mortgages there are 20 years. The registration though is 15 years, so after 15 years you have to re-register it. Some will take a loan on 25 or 30 years, but the bank or mortgage co. will advise you not to do this, as the intrest rates will be worse for you. Every mortgage has to be paid off by the time of retirement (so if you are 60 and take a mortgage still, it has to be paid in 7 years). When I came to the US I was disgusted - my almost 80 year old neighbor on a minimum income still was paying off her 30 year mortgage! I could barely believe it.
But there are positives:
the bank becomes family
at 30 years, they send you a midlife crisis gift basket
at 40 years, they send you a free walker and Life-Alert pendant
IHOP offers a senior’s discount for mortgages past the 45-year mark
upon paying of your 50-year mortgage you get to open the time capsule buried at the mortgage’s beginning
your tombstone is sponsored by the bank