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HEALTH ALERT: Top 11 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes
Working for Amazon (or as a Czech diplomat), wearing bras, being happy, your gas stove, Menopause, passing exams, changing exam rooms, and the #1 cause of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS).
With the sudden rise of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS), I am deeply concerned about the health and safety of all my
paid subscribers. I have already done some posts to help you stay safe from SADS:
And from Monkeypox:
I have put together another helpful list of top causes of SADS so you can take appropriate measures to protect yourself and members of your family…
As a reminder, I am not a
big pharma salesman doctor, but neither is Bill Gates. (And IF you know of any other potential causes of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome, let me know and drop me a link in the comments section…).
Please do yourself, your family, and friends a BIG favor by sharing this post far and wide via email or on social media so we can help keep everyone safe...
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And now for more causes of SADS that you need to be aware of to stay safe and healthy:
11) Something to do With the Bees…
Bee losses are apparently already triggering food shortages, and this is causing early and sudden deaths:
HOWEVER, conspiracy theorists seem to suspect something else is going on regarding those food shortages:
10) Your Bra…
Ladies, it’s time to burn the bras as they may be killing you:
guys “ladies” don’t seem to be concerned:
Maybe somebody should tell them…
9) Being a Woman Under 50…
Being a [real…] woman is so harddddddd these days… If women don’t have a heart attack when under the age of 50…
… They now need to worry about heart disease (and then dying suddenly…) when Menopause starts:
So guys, are you sure that you want to transition into a woman???
7) Changing Exam Rooms During an Exam…
Its stressful enough being a university student these days and having to pay back all that student loan debt…
On top of that, suddenly having to change exam rooms during the middle of an exam is causing sudden deaths:
6) Passing your University Exams…
IF university students aren’t dying suddenly when having to unexpectedly change rooms during an exam, they are dropping dead when they get their exam results:
Maybe he saw the final bill with no loan forgiveness and the job market right now for university grads…
5) Being Happy…
One reason they might be trying so hard to kill happiness is that they just want to keep us safe because happiness kills:
I guess that means all those progressive Karens and their eunuch Chads are completely safe…
I guess when they put you in a pod and make you eat zee bugs, it’s to make sure you don’t die of happiness…
4) Your Gas Stove…
Gas stoves might cook better, but what good is that if the gas is causing you to die suddenly?
Either way, my stove identifies as electric…:
3) Working as a Czech Diplomat…
Do you think your job is hard? Try working as a Czech diplomat:
2) Working for Amazon…
And if you thought working as a Czech diplomat was hard, don’t even think about working for Amazon unless you want to die suddenly:
1) The Elephant in the Room…
Once again: While most “experts,” like doctors, public health officials, and the mainstream media, are still unable to see or sense it, there is a GIANT ELEPHANT that is almost always present with every case of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. And there is mounting evidence that this GIANT ELEPHANT is the root cause for most, if not ALL, cases of SADS.
And once again: IF you see or if common sense tells you there is a GIANT ELEPHANT in the room with a SADS case, just remember to NOT talk about or bring attention to the pachyderm:
Those who choose to not see or sense it will label you a conspiracy theorist or get you banned on social media…
So stay safe everyone!
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