ZOMBIEsteria: Best Just Got Off the Phone with Mitch McConnell Memes 🙄

Was a Ouija Board used? Has rigor tortoise set in? The Blair Mitch Project, operation more Mitch, won't know the truth until after Aug 3 and more just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell memes!

As we noted earlier in the week, nobody has seen or heard from Mitch McConnell in weeks after a cardiac arrest call at his home…:

IF he is declared dead before August 3, a special election will need to be called and Thomas Massie could run/win it - causing Israel/Neocons/Uniparty/RINO faction to lose a seat…

However, Scott Jennings (among others…), who used to work for both George Bush and Mitch and is therefore a trusted reliable source, has stated that he just got of the phone with Mitch McConnell, everything is fine, and the rest of us are just a bunch of conspiracy theorists for asking questions/demanding proof of life:

Scott Jennings@ScottJenningsKY

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a

4:52 PM · Jul 7, 2026 · 12.7M Views

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Even Not the Zionist Bee is covering the story…”

Republican leaders say they talked to Mitch McConnell on Tuesday but no one believes them and now the memes have begun

And that’s not going to happen b/c he will have his plug pulled to be declared dead after midnight on August 4th just to rub our faces in it…

Again… We have done some Mitch McConnell meme posts before he became a vegitable:

And now for some just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell memes…

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Stop asking questions!:

Mitch McConnell Gives 17-Minute Press Conference From Hospital; Pledges No on SAVE Act • Genesius Times

GOP Senators Reassure Public They Spoke With Mitch McConnell Just This Morning By Going To Witch Of Endor | Babylon Bee

Mitch McConnell's Staff Assures Public His Death Will Not Prevent Him From Finishing His Term | Babylon Bee

The final word:

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