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HEALTH ALERT: Top 11 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes
Working for Amazon (or as a Czech diplomat), wearing bras, being happy, your gas stove, Menopause, passing exams, changing exam rooms, and the #1 cause…
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HEALTH ALERT: Top 10 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes
Napping, having s*x, exercise, some new mysterious unknown element just "discovered" in the atmosphere, climate change (again) and the (still) #1 cause…
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FBIsteria: Top 16 Ways to Prevent FBI Raids and Have the FEDs Passover You
Tell them you are crazy, go full Pedo, dump incriminating Lego sets, have the right look, don't be mean at school board meetings and more ways to…
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HEALTH ALERT: Top 12 Public Health Officials Who Epitomize Public Health
Therese Coffey, Neil Ferguson (Professor Lockdown), Josef Mengele, Scarf Lady, Richard Rachel Levine, Demetre Daskalakis, Maggie de Block and other…
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RUSSOphobia: Top 10 Ways to Stick it to Putin (Happy Ukraine Independence Day!)
Use Ukraine symbols, cancel Tchaikovsky+Dostoevsky, stop showering+eating, turn off your A/C+heat, dump your fridge, walk and more ways to stick it to…
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HEALTH ALERT: Top 10 Monkeypox Protection Products to Keep You Safe at a Pride Event
The Buttigieg, duct tape, schlong protectors, masks, chastity belts and other Monkeypox protection products to keep you safe while attending the next…
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HEALTH ALERT: Top 13 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes
Gardening, solar storms, sleeping positions, Putin, going to the beach, living under flight paths, sock lines, being a lonely Karen, climate change and…
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