COVIDsteria + Tales From the Great Reset

COVIDsteria + Tales From the Great Reset

Weekly Humor Roundups

BREAD&CIRCUSES: Great Reset Humor Roundup (May 12, 2024)

A black man discovers a computer. How does she even wipe šŸ’©? Trudeau ("Northern Lights Tax") + Jews (charging their space lasers) at it again, why unmarried women favor Dems & more Great Reset humor!

May 12, 2024
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For this week’s Bread & Circuses roundup, a black man discovers the computer for the first time (without Kathy Hochul’s help)… OTHER HIGHLIGHTS: šŸ”„ Don’t even think about listening to Alex Jones talk to Nick Fuentes who is being reinstated on Twitter… šŸ”„ John Sabal and The Patriot Voice are standing up to the ADL… šŸ”„ Tara Reade sits down with Viktor Bout… šŸ”„ Russia’s Victory Day parade… 😲 Why unmarried women favor Democrats by a whopping 37% margin - rage rituals… 🤣 This bro is smoothhh with the ladies… 🤣 This bro is NOT so smoothhh… šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø This woman’s goal - 365 bodies in 365 days… 😲 I saw IT and now you must also see ITā€¦šŸ˜² What do you call this woman’s body shape? šŸ’© How does this [large…] woman even wipe back there? (We did the research so you don’t have to & there are devices to help her…)… 😲 Shaquille O'Neal is really BIG… 🤭 Who else does this happen to? šŸ™„ Trudeau (a "Northern Lights Tax") and the Jews (charging up their space lasers...) are at it again…

And some final words summing up our Bread & Circuses world as the Great Reset continues!


šŸ™„ A black man discovers the computer…:

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Apparently, this was the original meme from a now banned account:

Gov Kathy Hochul’s lures black voters back to the Democratic Party by calling them ignorant, sheltered monkeys

šŸž Some Bread…

šŸ”„ Molson Hart is an Amazon seller who was in a documentary about Amazon:

ā€œā€¦This documentary will show you how Amazon uses its size and power to raise prices, for you, the consumer. The documentary follows four sellers on Amazon, two in Europe, two in the US, and their journey to survive on the platformā€¦ā€

Alternatives:

Shop on America's Marketplace | PublicSquare

šŸ”„ Don’t even think about listening to Alex Jones talk to Nick Fuentes who is being reinstated on Twitter:


šŸ”„ John Sabal and The Patriot Voice are standing up to the ADL:

Alleged "QAnon John"'s Libel Lawsuit Against Anti-Defamation League Can Go Forward
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(6) The Patriot Voice (@TPV_John) / X (twitter.com)

šŸ”„ Tara Reade sits down with Viktor Bout, imprisoned in the US for 10 1/2 Years until he was exchanged for Britney Griner in December 2022…


šŸ”„ Watch live: Russia marks WWII Victory Day in Moscow:

šŸ”„ Russians With Attitude - Drunk Victory Day Stream...


šŸ”„ These are naturally hit pieces:

MAGA voters are moving to Russia 'because it feels like America during the 1950s and 20% of local women look like supermodels'

šŸ« For a more accurate picture, this YouTube channel lets people explain in their own words why they moved to Russia (many profiled probably have their own channels):

EX-POLICEMAN from TEXAS | ā€˜America sanctioned not Russia, but American citizens in Russia’ (youtube.com)

šŸ« FYI:

The CIA’s Man in Constantinople - The American Conservative

šŸ« Everything you need to know about what happened to Biden’s Uncle Bossey:

Inside the world's last cannibal tribes: Feasting on unburied corpses, using their victims' skulls to cook and eating human flesh as part of dark magic rituals
Cannibal killing finally revealed: The gruesome details of how Rockefeller heir was gutted and cooked by the Asmat tribe of New Guinea

šŸ« Some hope:

While the Sweetgreen Revolution raged to the north, a handful of similarly deranged activists first replaced, and then attempted to destroy, the most prominent American flag on UNC’s campus. Their efforts were retarded, however, when a pack of zoomer frat boys in pastel polos, broccoli perms, and at least one Hooters shirt stepped forward and defended the American flag with their bodies. The mob of Palestine enthusiasts, unprepared for this symbolic act of moral clarity, became enraged, but the country was overjoyed. Photos of the incident went viral, and a GoFundMe was launched to throw the boys a party. Donations climbed to over 500k before it was closed.

The archetypal frat boy, loathed for decades, was not only back, but celebrated. He was also not confined to UNC.

Normal Kids Get F*cked - Elite universities went to war against fraternities and fun while indulging Hamas-admiring collectives, and the students have noticed

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šŸŽŖ Some Circuses…

(The Best of…)

😲 Why unmarried women favor Democrats by a whopping 37% margin - rage rituals…:

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