TRUST SCIENCE! Anonymous, Registered Nurse at Shady Oaks Hospital and ex-Vaccinator
Excerpt from "COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America's Great Reset" - see https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/covidsteria-table-of-contents
After interviewing Mr. Swarmy, the MBA, I decided to find one of his Shady Oaks Hospital “family members” to interview. None wanted to go on record or even have me reveal their first names. I did manage to find one chatty lady among the numerous Filipino hospital staff to sit down with for a chat. She had also worked as a vaccinator.
I was born in Manila into a large family of seven. Although we rarely saw our parents as both worked overseas, my siblings and I were luckier than many other Filipino families. We could afford to attend private schools and then universities thanks to our parents working abroad.
We all wanted to join relatives who had emigrated to America. The easiest way to immigrate there was to study and become a nurse. So that is what most of us did.
When my oldest brother got sponsored by our other relatives in America to go there and work as a nurse, he warned us not to come on what they call H-1B visas. He said his colleagues on H-1B visas were all treated worse than slaves, they could not complain about anything, and they cannot change employers. My brother said to wait for him or our other relatives to sponsor each of us. So that is what we did.
It took some years, but my brother eventually got me to America. I then joined the Shady Oaks Hospital family as my Director, Mr. Swarmy, the MBA, likes to call us. [She rolls her eyes.]
What happened at your hospital when the COVIDsteria pandemic started?
When the COVIDsteria pandemic started, I was expecting my hospital to be overwhelmed with patients. We kept hearing 24/7 from the media that COVIDsteria was an airborne Ebola and a Black Death with some Spanish flu mixed in that required a great reset to contain. The media also said there were no treatments for COVIDsteria until you needed a hospital ventilator. These reports scared us to death, and we did whatever it took to secure extra but scarce PPE for ourselves and our immediate family members.
However, my hospital became almost empty. The governor had issued executive orders that forbade all elective nonessential surgeries and tests. At the same time, our patients who were hypochondriacs or had minor emergencies were too frightened to seek treatment in fear of getting COVIDsteria. And our emergency room was almost empty due to the lack of traffic accidents and drunk drivers on the roads. However and as the lockdowns wore on, our beds slowly started filling up with patients who suffered from drug overdoses or had attempted suicide.
The general lack of activity left us, the so-called Shady Oaks Hospital family, with plenty of time on our hands to make dancing videos, play Hungry Crickets on our phones, and talk to our family members who lived outside the country.
But then that stupid Fredo Ratto clown from the Ostrich News Network (ONN) came to my hospital to do a primetime story about how New York hospitals were “completely overwhelmed” with COVIDsteria patients. [She rolls her eyes.]
We were “completely overwhelmed,” alright. We were all completely overwhelmed with boredom! How many times can you play Hungry Crickets without needing to spend money to get to the next level? We were also exhausted coming up with and practicing all those choreographed dance routines for our videos! [She sighs.]
To make matters worst for us staff, our Hospital Director, Mr. warmy, the MBA… [She pauses to roll her eyes.] Had recently called the entire Shady Oaks Hospital family, as he always calls us, to a meeting where he told us, “As you can see, we do not have enough customers using our services. And we cannot afford to pay you to make dance videos. Until we get more customers, we must cut all family member hours and associated pay by 35%.” [She frowns.]
What bugged all of us the most about that stupid clown Fredo’s visit was not the fact that he was blatantly lying right after our bean-counting MBA Hospital Director had cut our hours and pay. It was how he immediately, as soon as his newshounds turned the cameras off, took off his mask, and started coughing all over the place without making any attempt to cover his mouth! That made us all livid as he might have had COVIDsteria!
We heard later on that stupid Fredo probably did have COVIDsteria when he visited our hospital! Not only that, but he was also refusing to properly quarantine himself or wear a face mask when he was not on TV! [She shakes her head.]