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MTG had better turn out to be literally bulletproof for the good of the Republic.

all of this is surreal; I know the "If a Democrat/Republican had done X bad thing instead of a Republican/Democrat, heads would have exploded!" theme is shopworn, but this coke stuff--I honestly can't imagine stories like these coming out from 1/2017 to 1/2021 -- Don Jr. coked out while Don Sr. is shit-sharting himself dementedly during public appearances -- and the entire government dismissing it. And that is 100 percent WITHOUT the bribery aspect. It is insane. And you probably would be too if not for the balm of memology.

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JFK did meth in the White House. It was perfectly legal, prescribed by Max Jacobson, but it was still meth. Receiving the approval of politicians does not change what a drug does to the brain and body. The number one and number two killers of all drugs, tobacco and alcohol, are legally available without prescription to any adult.

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I'll bet there was a lot of cocaine in the White House during 0bama's stay. If not his own, all those rappers and actors he had visit must certainly have brought some in and used it while visiting.

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Don't forget all the rumors back in Arkansas that Clinton liked cocaine..............

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Yeah, somebody, I can't recall, (allegedly) said ol' Slick Willie had "a nose like a vacuum cleaner".

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It's so unfair to conclude that the cocaine found in the White House was Hunter's.

it's not as if Young Hunter were the only cokehead in the White House, come on!

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I suspect that the triple-token White House spokesdoofus has snorted up more than a few lines in her day.

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