COVIDsteria + Tales From the Great Reset

COVIDsteria + Tales From the Great Reset

Weekly Humor Roundups

BREAD&CIRCUSES: Great Reset Humor Roundup (May 26, 2024)

Has technology gone too far? Female musicians with no makeup, update about Dr. Jebra Faushay's brother, how movie s*x scenes are filmed, Biden-Trump debates & more Great Reset humor!

May 26, 2024
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For this week’s Bread & Circuses roundup, we ask if technology has gone too far… OTHER HIGHLIGHTS: 🔥 Tucker interviews the founder of Blackwater + Patrick Bet-David... 🔥 Jay Dyer covering the history of sexual espionage… 😲 This woman is what people call “the full package…” 😲 How female musicians look with no makeup… 🤔 What do you think these two leaders (Obama and Kamala…) are talking about? 🤔 Make a woman mad in four words or less… 🙄 A preview of the first debate b/w Trump and Biden + Biden practices... 😲 Update about Dr. Jebra Faushay's brother who was in an iron lung due to the unvaccinated... 🏫 This is how movie s*x scenes are filmed…

And some final words summing up our Bread & Circuses world as the Great Reset continues!


🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Has technology gone too far???:

And in case you were wondering what website to avoid as yes, its a VERY REAL product…:

Sex Toy Automatic Male Masturbator - Men Electric Adult Sex Machine with 12times/s Thrusting, Hand Free Penis Training Stroker with Phone Holder and 2 Soft Silicone Pocket Pussy, PowerKing

And its available with Prime - here is what Chad has to say about it 😲😲😲:

I could not find the actual review to find out if Chad has finally found true love and a long-term relationship beyond his first date with the device…

But here are some more reviews - maybe they should brand these devices as the Monica or Kamala model… 🙄🙄🙄:

And everything now is replaceable with the right technology… 🤣🤣🤣:

Ok… I’m completely sold by this next review! 🤣🤣🤣:

But as always, product reviews can be so confusing and contradictory as some reviewers think the product is a little too… life like… 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️:

Maybe this next reviewer did not read the directions… And I do hope it comes with directions that are easier to understand - unlike with the real thing… 🤔🤔🤔:

And here’s another option that does not involve keeping a “female around” like the other reviewer noted, but it does not come with a convenient cell phone holder…:

I should note that $80 before tax is definitely cheaper than a dinner date these days with Bidenflation, hoeflation and female delusions…:

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We covered hoeflation and the Female Delusion Calculator before:

Female Delusion Calculator

But is the device cheaply made compared to the real thing? This reviewer managed to break one (the device that is…) 😲😲😲:

I do have to wonder if they were made, designed and tested only by Chinese engineers in China… 🤔🤔🤔:

It’s good to know that Amazon honors returns on ALL types of products…

I just hope they don’t rebox and reship “refurbished” ones of these like they do with other electronics…

Anyway…

Moving on to some bread…


🍞 Some Bread…

🤔 What does Pedo Pete really mean?:


🔥 Tucker interviews the founder of military and mercenary contractor Blackwater:


🔥 Kunstler interviewed Dr. Meryl Nass (her Substack is here) - someone I have not heard of but she had very interesting things to say + Maine revoked her medical license for questioning official narratives (RFK’s Children’s Defense Fund was helping her fight them…):


🔥 @DowdEdward / phinancetechnologies.com is always worth listening to:

Another good talk by Jay Dyer covering the history of sexual espionage:

And I think this is the much longer version:


🔥 This was a lively discussion 2-hour discussion with Kris on X / Canadian Taxpayers Federation that might interest Canadians:


🏫 You decide…:

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🎪 Some Circuses…

(The Best of…)

😲 This woman is what people call “the full package…:”

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