THE PURGE: Anonymous, Former Federal Investigation Bureau (FIB) Agent

Excerpt from "COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America's Great Reset" - see https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/covidsteria-table-of-contents

Very few Feds and Federal Investigation Bureau (FIB) agents, in particular, have survived the Great Die-Off and COVID Spring. Thanks to the COVID Amnesty and Reconciliation Executive Order, which protects surviving FIB agents from prosecution, I hoped to gain their insider's perspective on the so-called quarantine operations now referred to as the purges.

I managed to track down one former FIB agent who would talk to me, but only if I did not reveal his name or where in the country he now lives. I also had to wear full PPE when I went to his home to interview him. 

As with many surviving Nazis involved in World War II atrocities, he showed absolutely no signs of remorse for any of his actions during the purges. Not only that, his thinking appears to have not changed at all since COVID Spring. 

Oddly, he waddled very much like a penguin and much worst than Fredo Ratto or Dick Carville when he walked. He also seemed to be extra uncomfortable when seated - although that may have been due to my questions making him uncomfortable...

Yes, I was there on the raid of the compound of the former President. The whole damn mission got compromised, and we had missed everyone by a few hours! [He frowns and coughs while breathing heavily.] 

Keep in mind that the Feds had carefully selected the handful of Secret Service agents guarding the former President and his family. They were all on Team Science feeding us intelligence, and they were supposed to help us detain everyone in the morning. Except that was not what happened.  

According to the Secret Service agents who we found bound and gagged, they got jumped by burly guys wearing black uniforms and big fur hats carrying Kalashnikovs. That occurred several hours before the Christmas morning raid.

The Former President and his family already had their suitcases packed and ready to go with a couple of pallets of cash and gold bars. The burly guys wearing the big fur hats had quickly loaded everything and got everyone onto speedboats at the private docks. No doubt everyone was safely on a Russian submarine by the time we showed up to conduct the morning raid.

How those speed boats could have approached and docked unnoticed at the private docks and then leave without being noticed is beyond me. And it was not just the former President and his entire family who managed to escape the island unnoticed either. I guess every Fed who was supposed to be watching everyone had a little too much eggnog that Christmas Eve or were asleep on the job! [He frowns again and starts coughing and breathing harder.]

Do you have any idea how the mission got compromised?

Yes. Our suspicion immediately fell on that stupid Fredo Ratto and his crew of hungry Ostrich News Network (ONN) newshounds. A senior official of Team Science wanted them to break the exclusive story and help frame the narrative – as if the media could keep anything secret! 

However, the Russians or someone else could have easily hacked or monitored his or ONN's mobile communications. There could have also been secret supporters of the former President hidden deep within the government who may have tipped him off. But at this point, what difference does it make? They all escaped our raid! [He frowns.]  

Did your bosses tell you why the former President, his family, and close associates were getting detained in the first place?

We got told the same reasons Team Science gave to the American people. There was evidence they were conspiring with the Russians. But frankly, what difference does it make, and who gives a shit? They and all of their supporters should have gotten detained and dealt with long before that Christmas day! [He frowns again and coughs.]

What were the reasons they gave you to conduct the purges?

They were not purges. They were quarantine operations… ¹ [He coughs again and starts breathing heavily.]

Again, we got told the same reasons given to the American people by Dr. Sickle and Team Science. The deadly Russian COVIDsteria variant required everyone to be under lockdown. Anyone suspected of having it needed quarantining in special quarantine camps.