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The Babylon Bee’s headline said that the nation is just happy that the winner is a woman.

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Who else squinted to find which one had a dick in the “Miss” Maryland pic?

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He's Asian... easier to hide it ... 🤭

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Another great post! As an Alabama boy, I'm laughing out loud at this insanity and will name my next cow Millikan, in honor of this historic achievement.

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What is the context of the deathly emaciated ghastly group?

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