The Buttigieg, duct tape, schlong protectors, masks, chastity belts and other Monkeypox protection products to keep you safe while attending the next Pride event.
Don't be gay. Gay is wrong.
I have just had an unfortunate education. Glory holes, sex dolls, people who would marry a sex doll, people who destroy a sex doll by excessive touching.
Many decades ago I was a candy striper in a large NYC hospital. A man came in to the ER is distress. He had a light bulb in his anus. The doctors were concerned to get it out without breaking the glass. I don't remember if I heard how they did it.
One of 4 sins crying out to heaven for vengeance
Some may die, but not from hurt feelings!
Great article, thanks. Sad yet hysterically funny.