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Don't be gay. Gay is wrong.

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I have just had an unfortunate education. Glory holes, sex dolls, people who would marry a sex doll, people who destroy a sex doll by excessive touching.

Many decades ago I was a candy striper in a large NYC hospital. A man came in to the ER is distress. He had a light bulb in his anus. The doctors were concerned to get it out without breaking the glass. I don't remember if I heard how they did it.

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One of 4 sins crying out to heaven for vengeance

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Some may die, but not from hurt feelings!

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Great article, thanks. Sad yet hysterically funny.

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