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Based Florida Man's avatar

Don't be gay. Gay is wrong.

John Raymond's avatar

You're using their language, commies language.

But good post

Naomi's avatar

I have just had an unfortunate education. Glory holes, sex dolls, people who would marry a sex doll, people who destroy a sex doll by excessive touching.

Many decades ago I was a candy striper in a large NYC hospital. A man came in to the ER is distress. He had a light bulb in his anus. The doctors were concerned to get it out without breaking the glass. I don't remember if I heard how they did it.

Citizen Satirist (CS)'s avatar

Sh*t happens! I know there is a meme or social media post pointing out that so far, more people die every year from having stuff stuck up there than have died from Monkeypox..............................................

Naomi's avatar

Gosh, I hope not. I have heard that in some of the kinkier anal sex they have put hamsters up there.

Some people are so sick.

God Bless America's avatar

HAMSTERS?! Wow, I didn’t know that was even a thing? Who would’ve known…

Wow, you learn something new every day… 😳😳😳

John Raymond's avatar

One of 4 sins crying out to heaven for vengeance

Rosa the Riveted's avatar

Some may die, but not from hurt feelings!

Rosalind McGill's avatar

Great article, thanks. Sad yet hysterically funny.