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RUSSIAsteria: Best Putin Invades the Ukraine Memes (April Fools Day)

Sanctions were supposed to hurt the Russians and other April Fools jokes!

Citizen Satirist (CS)
Apr 1
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COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America’s Great Reset (Table of Contents) is a fictional satire along the lines of a Studs Terkel oral history or Max Brooks' World War Z published as a serialized book on Substack. Also check out our new Tales From the Great Reset series starting with some RUSSIAsteria tales:

  1. I Had a One-Night Stand With a Russian Named Vlad – Here is What I Learned

  2. I Went to the Ukraine to Play Call of Duty and Get Laid, But Got Banged Up Abroad Instead

  3. Inside a Ukraine Propaganda Brainstorming Session

BRANDON REGIME WARNING: Sharing/agreeing with the contents of this post means you are a terrorist threat (“National Terrorism Advisory System Bulletin - February 07, 2022 02:00 pm”).

NEOCON WARNING: Sharing/liking this post makes you a Putin stooge, an agent of Russia and probably a Tucker Carlson listener!

MEDIA ALERT: CNN’s Brian Stelter HATES memes and meme makers!


We are sure STICKING IT to Russian man bad! Oh sorry, April Fools - we are sticking it to YOU!

But but but Russian man bad cannot do this!

Jack gets it:

Twitter avatar for @JackPosobiecJack Posobiec 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec
Let me get this straight, their currency is going back to its normal levels and our country is the one with the exploding gas prices? It’s almost like Biden’s real target is the American people

March 31st 2022

8,924 Retweets38,929 Likes

SEE OFF-GUARDIAN: Is Russia the REAL target of Western sanctions? Soaring oil prices, energy and food crises on the horizon…is it possible the REAL target of this economic war is us?

AND FROM ZEROHEDGE: German Chemical Giant Warns Of "Total Collapse" If Russian Gas Supply Cut

Vlad, you were supposed to wait another couple of decades!

Huh????

The truth:

General Milley’s WOKE military gets ready for war!

General Milley’s forces have been spotted!

Meanwhile, Ukrainian military commanders are busy hmmm… playing defense in Odessa (caught on video)…:

Friendly fire incidents would rise exponentially!

Can’t wait!

Oh NO!

So many experts!

You can’t always get what you want…

There was one thing she was good at… Just ask Willie…

Work that does not involve kneepads is so HARD…

All Putin’s fault…

Wise words…

Add me to the watchlist!

This homeowner is WOKE!

Just print some more of it…


Don’t forget to check out ALL of “Best” meme posts covering various GREAT RESET psyops or themes [UPDATED APRIL 10, 2022]:

COVIDsteria Psyop

  1. Fauci, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4

  2. Bill Gates

  3. Masks, Mask zombies, Part 3 & Part 4

  4. Delta/Omicron (OmiCON) scariants & Part 2

  5. COVID logic (testing, cases and more), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 & Part 8

  6. Pfizer & Big Pharma

  7. Vaccine logic: What vax'd & unvax'd have in common etc); Vaccine logic from rats, sheep and more, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 & Part 9

  8. Vaccines (general)

  9. Vaccine boosters & Part 2

  10. Vaccine side effects

  11. Vaccine passports

  12. Lockdowns

  13. Media propaganda & Part 2

  14. Government & Part 2

  15. COVID censorship

  16. DefiantLs’ Twitter Ban

  17. COVID “science”

  18. COVID/Vaccine resistance, Part 2 & Part 3

  19. Conspiracy theory

  20. COVID and the elite

  21. Australia (the prison continent) & Djokovic’s deportation

  22. Spotify cancels Neil Young & Joni Mitchell cancels herself

  23. COVID Biden/Brandon

  24. Blackface Trudeau gets COVID, HATES honking, Part 3 & Part 4

  25. Meet the (ex-) Health Minister of Belgium - Maggie de Block!

  26. The Best Gavin Newsom is Missing Memes

  27. Sandy aka AOC does Florida & then dates COVID

  28. CNN Discovers Fat People are at Risk for COVID (Plus Brian Stelter Fat Memes)

  29. COVID Christmas (music etc)

  30. Best COVID satire videos of 2021

  31. Satire videos, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (+Ho-mala Kamala and Sleepy Joe Biden), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 & Part 9

  32. Steve Inman Videos

  33. Awaken With JP Videos, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4 (Quarantine/Lockdown/2020 Advice)

RUSSIAsteria Psyop

  1. COVID goes missing, Ukraine biolabs & Putin (COVIDsteria slayer)

  2. Putin invades the Ukraine (Feb 28), March 18, April Fools Day & Part 4

  3. Mass Formation Psychosis/Putin’s Fault

  4. Ukraine hypocrisy, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5 (Russians “attack” everyone)

  5. Biden & Ukraine, Part 2 & Part 3

  6. Zelensky-Ukraine corruption & Part 2

  7. High gas prices & Part 2

  8. DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy

Random Great Reset Psyops or Noise

  1. HOLLYWOODsteria: Best Oscar and Chris Rock Gets B*tch Slapped Memes

  2. COVID Break: The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)

  3. COVID Break: Best Let’s Go Brandon Videos (#letsgobrandonchallenge)

NOTE: While we are bombarded with woke propaganda buried into every story line from Hollywood to fiction literature these days, there is hardly any NON-WOKE satire (beyond the Babylon Bee etc) and/or fictional/satirical writing along the lines of George Orwell, Ayn Rand and the like. And besides, publishers won’t touch such material these days - meaning there is little monetary incentive for such writing…

Please feel free to support this endeavor any way you can with a small donation to keep me motivated and perhaps encourage others to do more non-woke fiction and satirical writing!

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Robert Rob
Writes Sane rants Apr 1

Russia on the gold standard but only after the idiots allowed for decades of oligarchs to move their gold out?

And why did they push qr codes and shitty jabs and lockdowns?

They all work for the same aholes

https://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2022/03/29/does-the-kremlin-know-what-it-is-doing/

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