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HEALTH ALERT: Top 11 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes

Working for Amazon (or as a Czech diplomat), wearing bras, being happy, your gas stove, Menopause, passing exams, changing exam rooms, and the #1 cause…

Jul 14, 2023

HEALTH ALERT: Top 10 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes

Napping, having s*x, exercise, some new mysterious unknown element just "discovered" in the atmosphere, climate change (again) and the (still) #1 cause…

Oct 9, 2022 •

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HEALTH ALERT: Top 12 Public Health Officials Who Epitomize Public Health

Therese Coffey, Neil Ferguson (Professor Lockdown), Josef Mengele, Scarf Lady, Richard Rachel Levine, Demetre Daskalakis, Maggie de Block and other…

Sep 11, 2022 •

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HEALTH ALERT: Top 10 Monkeypox Protection Products to Keep You Safe at a Pride Event

The Buttigieg, duct tape, schlong protectors, masks, chastity belts and other Monkeypox protection products to keep you safe while attending the next…

Aug 8, 2022 •

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HEALTH ALERT: Top 13 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes

Gardening, solar storms, sleeping positions, Putin, going to the beach, living under flight paths, sock lines, being a lonely Karen, climate change and…

Aug 1, 2022 •

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HEALTH ALERT: Top Ten Ways to Protect Yourself From Monkeypox

Don't spank other men's monkeys, abstain from grooming kids, know your risk, wear protection, get tested & vaccinated, always trust experts & media, and…

Jul 25, 2022 •

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