HEALTH ALERT: Top 10 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes

Napping, having s*x, exercise, some new mysterious unknown element just "discovered" in the atmosphere, climate change (again) and the (still) #1 cause of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS).

Oct 09, 2022

With the sudden rise of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS) and as with Monkeypox (see: HEALTH ALERT: Top Ten Ways to Protect Yourself From Monkeypox and HEALTH ALERT: Top 10 Monkeypox Protection Products to Keep You Safe at a Pride Event), I am deeply concerned about the health and safety of all my ~~paid~~ subscribers. I have already done one post to help you, my dear subscribers, stay safe from SADS:

HEALTH ALERT: Top 13 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes
Gardening, solar storms, sleeping positions, Putin, going to the beach, living under flight paths, sock lines, being a lonely Karen, climate change and the #1 cause of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.

It has come to my attention that the experts and the media have found even MORE causes for Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. So I have put together another helpful list of top causes of SADS so you can take appropriate measures to protect yourself and members of your family.

As a reminder, I am not a ~~big pharma salesman~~ doctor, but neither is Bill Gates. (And IF you know of any other potential causes, let me know and drop me a link in the comments section).

10) Napping…

An American Heart Association study has found a link between frequent naps and high blood pressure - an underlying cause of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome:

**Death by Napping? The Frightening Link to High Blood Pressure and Increased Stroke Risk**

No word yet on whether or not too much napping can cause Sudden Cat Death Syndrome:

9) Some New and Mysterious Unknown Element Just “Discovered” in the Atmosphere…

Scientists have detected a new type of “extremely reactive substance in the Earth's atmosphere that could pose a threat to human health, as well as the global climate.” And guess what? That substance can trigger the causes for Sudden Adult Death Syndrome:

**Entirely new kind of 'highly reactive' chemical is found in Earth's atmosphere – and it could be triggering respiratory and heart diseases and contributing to global warming, scientists claim**

So it looks like lockdowns do keep people safe because it keeps people inside and away from this scary new element in the atmosphere…

8) Post Pandemic Stress Disorder…

Speaking of lockdowns along with mask mandates from our trusted public health authorities [HEALTH ALERT: Top 12 Public Health Officials Who Epitomize Public Health], they may have come with a slight cost. It now appears that Post Pandemic Stress Disorder is causing the causes that cause Sudden Adult Death Syndrome:

**Up to 300,000 people facing heart-related illnesses due to post-pandemic stress disorder, warn physicians**

**7) Having S*x…**

Having sex has always been potentially hazardous for causing an older person to suffer from Sudden Adult Death Syndrome…

**The story of Nelson Rockefeller's death and the spin that kept the (sexy) truth out of the headlines – New York Daily News (nydailynews.com)**

**The story of Nelson Rockefeller's death and the spin that kept the (sexy) truth out of the headlines**

And for causing other sorts of health problems for certain types of younger people (and dogs):

However, studies have now found that younger people are now at a serious risk for having SADS while having s*x:

**Not just old folks: Sudden heart problems can kill younger adults making love, too**

6) Exercise…

Couch potatoes rejoice! Did you know that exercise (and not just s*x…) increases your risk of suffering Sudden Adult Death Syndrome?

**Exercise may increase risk of heart attack - study**

And exercise may actually be the root cause of your arteries clotting:

**Exercise may increase risk of heart attack as highly active people have high levels of calcium in arteries**

You know, clotting like this:

**12ft | Embalmers Have Been Finding Numerous Long, Fibrous Clots That Lack Post-Mortem Characteristics**

In 2022, exercise not only causes clots, its racist and being fit is ohhh so-right wing:

**#BodyPositivity Propaganda Roundup: ‘Fat Pride’ Academic Dies at 42, Fitness Is Now ‘Right-Wing’**

**Diverse Fat Activist Gets Paid to Lie to Children About Nutrition for Corporate Profit**

So don’t feel guilty about sitting on your couch all day eating Lucky Charms…:

**White House ‘Nutrition Advisor’ Claims Lucky Charms Are Healthier Than Chicken**

As George Orwell might sat, fat is healthy, ignorance is strength, and these people are healthy:

When it's obvious you're not qaulified for the job

**'I will do my best': With a gangsta rap alarm on her phone, Therese Coffey is the Health Secretary who cheerfully admits she is no role model**

5) MSG…

That greasy Chinese takeout beloved by exercise-free couch potatoes is addictive for a reason. But now that reason has been linked to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome:

**Monosodium Glutamate’s Connection to Obesity, Seizures, Sudden Death**

4) Dehydration…

There is also another good reason to not exercise because in 2022, that (along with hot weather caused by selfish suburban Karens who drive SUVs…) can also lead to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome causing clots:

**Hot weather: Warning that dehydration could lead to blood clots - expert**

3) Air Pollution…

You may be under the impression from the media that the air you typically breath in a western country is much healthier now than it was, let’s say, in the 1950s:

Or unless you live in third-world cities like New Delhi, that you have nothing to worry about:

However, studies have shown that children don’t need to live in New Delhi or in 1950s Los Angeles or London to suffer from conditions that could lead to Sudden ~~Adult~~ Child Death Syndrome:

**Air pollution puts children as young as FIVE at greater risk of high blood pressure and heart disease, study warns**

2) Climate Change…

Air pollution is not the only thing that can kill children nowadays. As mentioned before, “experts” say "wet-bulb" conditions, which occur when relative humidity is above 95 percent and temperatures are at least 88 degrees F, are when heat and humidity can cause otherwise healthy humans to overheat and spontaneously combust:

**Scientists Studying Temperature at Which Humans Spontaneously Die With Increasing Urgency**

However, climate change can also now cause Sudden ~~Adult~~ Infant Death Syndrome.

**Climate change could hurt babies’ hearts, study says**

1) The Elephant in the Room…

Once again: While most “experts,” like doctors, public health officials, and the mainstream media, are still unable to see or sense it, there is a GIANT ELEPHANT that is almost always present with every case of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. And there is mounting evidence that this GIANT ELEPHANT is the root cause for most, if not ALL, cases of SADS.

And once again: IF you see or if common sense tells you there is a GIANT ELEPHANT in the room with a SADS case, just remember to NOT talk about or bring attention to the pachyderm with those who choose to not see or sense it as that will get you labelled a conspiracy theorist or banned on social media… Stay safe everyone!

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HEALTH ALERT: Top 10 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes

Napping, having s*x, exercise, some new mysterious unknown element just "discovered" in the atmosphere, climate change (again) and the (still) #1 cause of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS).

10) Napping…

9) Some New and Mysterious Unknown Element Just “Discovered” in the Atmosphere…

8) Post Pandemic Stress Disorder…

7) Having S*x…

6) Exercise…

5) MSG…

4) Dehydration…

3) Air Pollution…

2) Climate Change…

1) The Elephant in the Room…

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