HEALTH ALERT: Top Ten Ways to Protect Yourself From Monkeypox

Don't spank other men's monkeys, abstain from grooming kids, know your risk, wear protection, get tested & vaccinated, always trust experts & media, and other ways to protect yourself from Monkeypox!

Now that the trusted experts at the WHO have declared Monkeypox to be a global pandemic, I am deeply concerned about the health and safety of all my paid subscribers. Although I am not a big pharma salesman doctor (and neither is Bill Gates), I have put together this helpful list of the top ten ways to protect yourself from Monkeypox. Please do yourself, your family, and friends a BIG favour by sharing this post far and wide via email or on social media so we can help keep everyone safe...

And remember, as with forest fires, only you can prevent Monkeypox! Now for the top ten ways to protect yourself from Monkeypox:

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10) Know your risk for Monkeypox…

9) Stay away from monkeys as well as the Monkees. And no matter how cute or friendly they might be, abstain from sex engaging in any hands-on activity with them…

8) Abstain from spanking your monkey or at least from spanking another guy’s monkey if your hand, or the other guy’s hand, looks like this…

7) If you are in a high-risk group for Monkeypox, please abstain from grooming hanging out with kids for awhile. This will lead to awkward questions and wild speculation from the usual suspects…

6) Get tested for Monkeypox regularly…

5) Get vaccinated for Monkeypox… There are no excuses as the Monkeypox vaccine and treatments have been conveniently waiting for you to get injected with them for some time…

4) Always wear and use protection…

3) Avoid large gatherings like raves or orgies…

2) If you do attend a large gathering such as an orgy, do not have sex with 15-20 different men who have not been vaccinated for Monkeypox. This will increase your risk for contracting an STD Monkeypox exponentially. To be extra safe, check all orgy participants’ Grindr Tinder social media profiles for the Monkeypox vaccine seal of approval before engaging in any sexual hands-on activities…

1) Always listen to and trust the experts and the media… You know, the very same people whose trusted and timely advice got us safely through the COVID pandemic…

COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America’s Great Reset (Table of Contents) is a fictional satire along the lines of a Studs Terkel oral history or Max Brooks' World War Z published as a serialized book on Substack. Also check out our new Tales From the Great Reset series (links to all tales are at the bottom of COVIDsteria’s TofC page) with the latest ones being:

1. I was a Project Veritas Victim. If it can happen to me, it can happen to you

2. I am not a groomer. Why inclusive school curriculum needs to cover gender

3. Welcome to 2030: I Own Nothing, Have No Privacy and Life Has Never Been Better

4. My Life Working as a Lonely Russian Troll

5. Willie’s Willie Tells All (Exclusive Interview!)

Click here for a growing list of links to alternative COVIDsteria, RUSSIAsteria and other news/resources.

Don’t forget to check out ALL of “Best” meme posts covering various GREAT RESET psyops or themes [UPDATED JULY 24, 2022]:

COVIDsteria Psyop

1. Fauci, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5 (Has Covid)

2. Bill Gates, Part 2 (He has the COVID) & Wants to Shut Down Dutch Farmers!

3. Masks, Mask zombies, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (Mandate ends) & Part 6

4. Delta/Omicron (OmiCON) scariants & Part 2

5. COVID logic (testing, cases and more), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10

6. Pfizer & Big Pharma

7. Vaccine logic: What vax'd & unvax'd have in common etc); Vaccine logic from rats, sheep and more, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10 (Guess who’s 3 shots were more effective?)

8. Vaccines (general)

9. Vaccine boosters & Part 2

10. Vaccine side effects, Part 2 (Justin Bieber) & Part 3 (Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Memes!)

11. Vaccine passports

12. Lockdowns

13. Media propaganda, Part 2 & Part 3

14. World Health Organization (WHO) + Tedros & Part 2

15. Klaus Schwab & World Economic Forum (WEF) & Davos

16. Government, Part 2 & Part 3

17. COVID censorship & Part 2

18. COVID “science” & Science & Trust the Scientism

19. COVID/Vaccine resistance, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5

20. Conspiracy theory

21. COVID and the elite & Part 2

22. Australia (the prison continent) & Djokovic’s deportation

23. Spotify cancels Neil Young & Joni Mitchell cancels herself

24. COVID Biden/Brandon & Part 2 (Has Cancer + COVID)

25. Blackface Trudeau gets COVID, HATES honking, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5 (Gets COVID again)

26. Meet the (ex-) Health Minister of Belgium - Maggie de Block!

27. The Best Gavin Newsom is Missing Memes

28. Sandy aka AOC does Florida & then dates COVID

29. CNN Discovers Fat People are at Risk for COVID (Plus Brian Stelter Fat Memes)

30. COVID Christmas (music etc)

31. Best COVID satire videos of 2021

32. Satire videos, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (+Ho-mala Kamala and Sleepy Joe Biden), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10

33. Steve Inman Videos

34. Awaken With JP Videos, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4 (Quarantine/Lockdown/2020 Advice)

RUSSIAsteria Psyop

1. COVID goes missing, Ukraine biolabs, Putin (COVIDsteria slayer) & Part 4 (+biolabs)

2. Putin invades Ukraine (Feb 28), March 18, April Fools Day, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 (FU is the New FJB), Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11 & Part 12

3. Mass Formation Psychosis/Putin’s Fault

4. Ukraine hypocrisy, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (Russians “attack” everyone), Part 6 (+Media), Part 7 (NAZIs Gonna NAZI), Part 8, Part 9 (Media changes tune), Part 10 (Outsourcing WW3) & Part 11 (Brittney Griner)

5. Biden & Ukraine, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (Obama’s Last Tango), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 (Falls of His Bike) & Part 8

6. Biden-Zelensky-Ukraine corruption, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5

7. Inflation + high gas prices (Putin’s “fault”), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10 (40 Year High) & Part 11 (Biden does Riyadh)

8. DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy

MONKEYsteria Psyop

1. Monkeypox memes, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 ("Here We Come…” To a Gay Rave Near You!) & Part 5 (Official WHO pandemic)

2. Bill Gates Monkeypox Memes

Random Great Reset Psyops or Noise

1. The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)

2. Best Let’s Go Brandon Videos (#letsgobrandonchallenge)

3. DefiantLs’ Twitter Ban

4. HOLLYWOODsteria: Best Oscar and Chris Rock Gets B*tch Slapped Memes

5. PIGEONgate: Best Biden Gets Sh*t on Memes

6. TWITTERsteria: Best Elon Musk Buys Twitter Hypocrisy Memes

7. Mark F*ckerberg (Zuckerberg) & Facebook

8. ROEvWADEsteria: Best "I Support the Current Thing" Crowd Forgets COVID & Ukraine for Abortion Memes, Best My Body My Choice Memes (Except When it Comes to Vaccines!) & American Corporations Gleefully Join Michael Bloomberg to Tell Employees, Just "Kill It!"

9. Everything You Need to Know About Dr. Oz Memes

10. Best Uvalde Police and Mass Shooting Memes (Offensive Humor Warning) & Part 2

11. ELITE WATCH: Best Nancy Pelosi's Drunk Driving Husband Memes (Plus Nephew Gavin Newsom has COVID)

12. PRIDEsteria: Best Pride Month Memes, Part 2 (Meeting & exceeding recruiting expectations), Part 3 (Chicken in Every Pot, a Drag Queen in Every School!), Part 4 (Giving Kids the Pride Spirit!) & Part 5 (The FINAL Day to Celebrate!)

13. Best Boris Johnson Memes (Putin Get's the Last Laugh!)

14. Best FBI Memes (Kick My Door In and Send Me to the Gulag!)

15. TACOsteria: Best Jill Biden Thinks Latinos are Breakfast Taco People Memes

16. BOOTYgate: Best AOC ("My Favorite Big Booty Latina") Lets the January 6th Cat Out of the Bag Memes

17. PEDOgate: Best Joe Biden as "Pedo Pete" (According to Hunter) Memes

18. CRAMERsteria: Best Jim Cramer, The Meme of Wall Street, Memes (This Vaxhole Clown See's No Recession!)

NOTE: While we are bombarded with woke propaganda buried into every story line from Hollywood to fiction literature these days, there is hardly any NON-WOKE satire (beyond the Babylon Bee etc) and/or fictional/satirical writing along the lines of George Orwell, Ayn Rand and the like. And besides, publishers won’t touch such material these days - meaning there is little monetary incentive for such writing…

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