HEALTH ALERT: Top 13 Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Causes

Gardening, solar storms, sleeping positions, Putin, going to the beach, living under flight paths, sock lines, being a lonely Karen, climate change and the #1 cause of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.

Aug 1

With the sudden rise of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome (SADS) and as with Monkeypox (see: HEALTH ALERT: Top Ten Ways to Protect Yourself From Monkeypox), I am deeply concerned about the health and safety of all my ~~paid~~ subscribers [NOTE: News from Underground by Mark Crispin Miller has an ongoing post series entitled: “In memory of those who ‘died suddenly’ in…”].

To muddy the waters, there has also been a spat of media stories lately covering all sorts of potential ~~excuses~~ causes to explain the sudden rise of sudden deaths listed by Mark…

To help my readers stay healthy and to un-muddy the waters, I have put together a helpful list of the top causes of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome so you can take appropriate measures to protect yourself and members of your family. Just keep in mind that while I am not a ~~big pharma salesman~~ doctor, neither is Bill Gates. (IF you know of any other potential causes, let me know and drop me a link in the comments section).

13) Gardening…

“Experts” have found that pollutants in the soil could have a 'detrimental effect on the cardiovascular system'. As with going to restaurants, riding on airplanes and having sex, it’s highly recommended that you now wear a face mask while gardening. [Urgent warning to gardeners as soil ‘increases risk of killer heart disease’]

12) Going to the beach or swimming…

Sharks, jellyfish, rip tides and now Sudden Adult Death Syndrome are among the many hazards to be encountered at the beach these days - meaning it’s far safer to stay home and hang out on a virtual beach within the Metaverse. [In Italy, "at least 11" vacationers drop dead on beaches, while 10 in Britain have "died suddenly" while swimming]

11) Living under a flight path…

The “expert” authors of a recent “study” said noise pollution from transport can lead to stress and inflammation. Stress and inflammation can ultimately lead to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. If you are in a high-risk group or live under a flight path or near noise pollution, consider moving to or joining an Amish community in Amish country until all internal combustion engines are banned. [Do YOU live under a flight path? You may be at risk of a heart attack: Study finds rates are 70 PER CENT higher in noisiest areas]

10) Having sock lines or cankles…

Mild peripheral oedema and having cankles are common, but could also indicate serious heart issues that will lead to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. If you have sock lines or cankles, avoid strenuous activities - like running for President… again… [Warning that 'sock lines' around the ankles could be an early sign of heart disease AND Heart disease risk factor determined by your socks and ankles – signs to spot]

9) Being a lonely older Karen woman birthing person

As if it’s not hard enough being a ~~Karen~~ ~~woman~~ birthing person these days, “research” by “experts” now suggests that lonely older ones could be at risk for Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. In addition, anecdotal evidence also suggests that birthing persons who are allergic to cats are at a much higher risk for SADS. [Lonely older women at greater risk of heart disease, research suggests]

8) Sleeping positions…

“Experts” now say that along with cold and hot weather, the position you sleep in can also increase your risk of blood clots which leads to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. To avoid SADS, sleep as little as possible. Better yet, consider abstaining from sleeping altogether... [Experts Warn Certain Sleeping Positions Could Increase Risk Of Blood Clots & Heart Problems]

7) Falling asleep with the TV on…

“Experts” say it’s not just sleeping positions, but also sleeping with the TV on that can contribute to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. In addition, these “experts” now say late sleepers tend to also have a higher risk for cardiovascular and metabolic disorders that in turn can lead to SADS. [Falling asleep with the TV on could bring early death: study]

6) Skipping breakfast

According to a “study,” people who skip breakfast have a 32 percent higher chance of dying from all causes - including Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. [Heart attack: Does skipping breakfast increase your risk?]

HOWEVER, there are some individuals who should accept the 32 percent risk of dying by skipping breakfast along with lunch and maybe even dinner…

5) Solar storms…

In an approximate 11-year cycle, the sun blasts out charged particles and magnetised plasma that can distort Earth’s magnetic field, which may disrupt body clocks and ultimately affect the heart - causing Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. Avoid solar storms by staying out of the sun by staying home. [Solar storms may cause up to 5500 heart-related deaths in a given year]

4) Caffeinated drinks…

“Expert” Professor Whiteley noted tea – the UK's favourite brew – contains caffeine, "which actually causes you to lose water." Losing water leads to dehydration, which can then lead to blood clots, and ultimately to Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. To avoid SADS, you need to stop drinking ALL caffeinated drinks and stick with plain old water. [Blood clots: The nation's favourite drink could make your blood sticky – increasing risk]

3) Vladimir Putin…

Vlad’s invasion of Ukraine has triggered “Putin price hikes” on everything and especially on gas and energy bills. To avoid Sudden Adult Death Syndrome when you pump gas or receive your energy bills, buy an electric car and solar panels. If you can’t afford either, use public transportation and turn off your cooling and heat. This will have the added bonus of sticking it to Putin until NATO and the Biden Regime achieves its goal of regime change in Russia... [Energy bill price rise may cause heart attacks and strokes, says TV GP]

2) Climate Change…

As weather maps get redder due to climate change, “experts” say "wet-bulb" conditions, which occur when relative humidity is above 95 percent and temperatures are at least 88 degrees F, are when heat and humidity can cause otherwise healthy humans to overheat, spontaneously combust and DIE of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. [Scientists Studying Temperature at Which Humans Spontaneously Die With Increasing Urgency]

1) The elephant in the room…

While most “experts,” like doctors, public health officials, and the mainstream media, are still unable to see or sense it, there is a GIANT ELEPHANT that is almost always present with every case of Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. And there is mounting evidence that this GIANT ELEPHANT is the root cause for most, if not ALL, cases of SADS.

IF you see or if common sense tells you there is a GIANT ELEPHANT in the room with a SADS case, just remember to NOT attempt to talk about or bring attention to the pachyderm with those who choose to not see or sense it as that will get you labeled a conspiracy theorist or banned on social media… Stay safe everyone!

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