BIDENsteria: Best Biden Top Secret Documents and Corvette Memes (Garagegate!)

The Corvette standard, Joe and his garage, waiting for the FBI raid, Snowdon logic, the China connections (Hunter Biden), they keep finding more documents and more Biden top secret document memes!

Jan 16, 2023

The latest Kabuki Theatre act coming out of Washington involves Joe Biden using the Corvette standard when it comes to handling classified documents:

ALX 🇺🇸 @alx

Joe Biden keeps classified documents in his garage with his Corvette

Jonathan Turley @JonathanTurley

The President just said that the documents found in his garage are in a "locked garage" like his corvette. The corvette standard is actually not in classified protocols...

Let me explain what this latest Kabuki Theatre act coming out of Washington means by revisiting that Off-Guardian article (What is the US “Gas Stove Ban” REALLY about?) mentioned in my Saturday gas stove meme collection post:

What we’re seeing here looks to be your classic bait-and-switch. Having established a “problem”, the powers that be suggest a solution they have no intention of ever carrying out (the more unreasonable the better).
When this measure is inevitably rejected by the public, the government will then proceed to suggest – or pay an NGO to suggest to them – a “compromise” measure.
The compromise is no compromise at all, of course, but actually what they wanted to do from the beginning. Nevertheless, the whole process is sold in the media as a victory for whichever party happens to be in opposition, and cited as evidence that “the system works”.

How does this logic apply to Biden and his top-secret document problems?

The REAL Problem: ~~Donald Trump~~ ~~Pedo~~ ~~Pete Brandon~~ Joe Biden is running for President again…

The Deep State does not want ~~Donald Trump~~ elderly Joe Biden ~~being installed~~ winning election again. They want to install their handsome young Gorbachev or Macron [See: Biden's Classified Docs & America's Shift to Macron-Style 'Deep State Populism']…

~~Kneepads~~ Kamala is too ~~stupid~~ uninspiring to be ~~installed~~ ~~selected~~ elected President and she ~~might be stupid enough~~ get the wrong idea that she is actually in charge (and not the Deep State) IF she were ~~installed~~ to become President…

And if Biden were to resign with Kamala becoming President, Mitch McConnell, Joe Manchin and Sinema will want their weight in gold to help the Senate confirm a new Vice President…

And besides, the Deep State wants Gavin Newsom to be the ~~empire’s~~ country’s Gorbachev by getting Biden to not ~~play election Kabuki Theatre~~ run in 2024…

Don’t worry, I am sure the Deep State will come up with ways to ~~shove aside~~ deal with Kamala… All they have to do is ~~rig~~ make sure there are no ~~harvested ballots~~ votes for Kamala in the primaries… In the worst-case scenario, they can always do another JFK BUT I doubt they will need to do that to get Kamala out of the way… She so unliked, they probably don’t have to ~~rig~~ worry to much about her winning many ~~ballots~~ votes.

IF the elderly Biden says he will not run for President again over having classified documents at his home, surely the elderly Donald Trump must step aside for having classified documents at his home too (never mind the fact that Trump was President and had the power to declassify whatever documents he wants…)

And the elderly Biden along with Trump stepping aside in 2024 would be further evidence that “the system works” and there is no double standard when it comes to “justice…”

See how that works?

And now for some Biden top secret document memes…