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MONKEYsteria: Best Monkeypox Memes (Are You a Believer?)

Asymptomatic and long Monkeypox (you know they are coming), Monkeypox origin and transmission theories, Bidenpox, Donkeypox, Eric Feigl-Ding wants masks and more Monkeypox memes!

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Jun 9
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COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America’s Great Reset (Table of Contents) is a fictional satire along the lines of a Studs Terkel oral history or Max Brooks' World War Z published as a serialized book on Substack. Also check out our new Tales From the Great Reset series (links to all tales are at the bottom of COVIDsteria’s TofC page) with the latest ones being:

  1. I was a Project Veritas Victim. If it can happen to me, it can happen to you

  2. I am not a groomer. Why inclusive school curriculum needs to cover gender

  3. Welcome to 2030: I Own Nothing, Have No Privacy and Life Has Never Been Better

  4. My Life Working as a Lonely Russian Troll

  5. Willie’s Willie Tells All (Exclusive Interview!)

BRANDON REGIME WARNING: Sharing or agreeing with the contents of this post means you are a terrorist threat according to the “National Terrorism Advisory System Bulletin - February 07, 2022 02:00 pm.”

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Health misinformation can often be hard to detect e.g. Memes (fun, colorful images or graphics) that were created as a joke, but people started resharing thinking it was true. If you’re not sure, don’t share!

PFIZER CEO’S WARNING: People who spread misinformation on Covid-19 Monkeypox vaccines are criminals and should be treated as criminals.

ALERT: CNN’s Brian Stelter HATES memes and meme makers!


Once again for non-boomer or sitcom re-run watchers: Are you a believer in… Monkeypox?

Can somebody do a Monkeypox version of “I’m a Believer?”

I can’t keep track of these psyops anymore:

You got this right:

Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing wants you back in masks and is mad at the CDC (see: Biden CDC Pushes Masks Amid Elevated Monkeypox Threat... Then Quietly Removes Advice)

Twitter avatar for @DrEricDingEric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing
4) Okay. I’m now furious at the @CDCgov. How can the @CDCDirector allow such irresponsible double backtrack messaging? Especially if it only serves to undermine the CDC (all by itself) and not make anyone safer with this idiotic public risk communication. See 👇 https://t.co/VjJzUjWe8t

Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing

⚠️HOLY MOTHER OF HELL—what the hell is this muzzling shit @CDCgov? Recently, CDC upgraded ⬆️travel advisory on #Monkeypox to Level 2 & then adding “Wear a mask” after initially forgetting to add it. But just today, it has backtracked again & DELETED “wear a mask”—@CDCDirector?!🧵 https://t.co/uaAj1X6C4M

June 8th 2022

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Twitter avatar for @DrEricDingEric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing
5) why the hell the @CDCgov would do a double retract, and a week later, makes no goddamn sense. All the science says it can be partially airborne. Masks should be recommended not retracted by internal politics. Do better @CDCDirector

Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing

6) even the NYT agrees that monkeypox can be airborne. Dear @CDCDirector — you know the chant… HEY HEY, HO HO… https://t.co/hSeLfvUMh1 https://t.co/S9iZAlwSnk

June 8th 2022

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You know this is coming:

And Monkeypox stimulus checks too because inflation ain’t high enough:

And of course, there’s “long Monkeypox:”

So many different Monkeypox origin theories and theories for how its spread:

I would go with any or all of the previous theories but whatever…:

Knee Pads talks up Monkeypox:

Brandon talks up Monkeypox:

Deadly for the economy:

Donkeypox:


Click here for a growing list of links to alternative COVIDsteria or RUSSIAsteria news/resources.

Don’t forget to check out ALL of “Best” meme posts covering various GREAT RESET psyops or themes [UPDATED JUNE 8, 2022]:

COVIDsteria Psyop

  1. Fauci, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4

  2. Bill Gates & Part 2 (He has the COVID)

  3. Masks, Mask zombies, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (Mandate ends) & Part 6

  4. Delta/Omicron (OmiCON) scariants & Part 2

  5. COVID logic (testing, cases and more), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10

  6. Pfizer & Big Pharma

  7. Vaccine logic: What vax'd & unvax'd have in common etc); Vaccine logic from rats, sheep and more, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10 (Guess who’s 3 shots were more effective?)

  8. Vaccines (general)

  9. Vaccine boosters & Part 2

  10. Vaccine side effects

  11. Vaccine passports

  12. Lockdowns

  13. Media propaganda, Part 2 & Part 3

  14. World Health Organization (WHO) + Tedros & Part 2

  15. Klaus Schwab & World Economic Forum (WEF) & Davos

  16. Government & Part 2

  17. COVID censorship & Part 2

  18. COVID “science” & Science & Trust the Scientism

  19. COVID/Vaccine resistance, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4

  20. Conspiracy theory

  21. COVID and the elite & Part 2

  22. Australia (the prison continent) & Djokovic’s deportation

  23. Spotify cancels Neil Young & Joni Mitchell cancels herself

  24. COVID Biden/Brandon

  25. Blackface Trudeau gets COVID, HATES honking, Part 3 & Part 4

  26. Meet the (ex-) Health Minister of Belgium - Maggie de Block!

  27. The Best Gavin Newsom is Missing Memes

  28. Sandy aka AOC does Florida & then dates COVID

  29. CNN Discovers Fat People are at Risk for COVID (Plus Brian Stelter Fat Memes)

  30. COVID Christmas (music etc)

  31. Best COVID satire videos of 2021

  32. Satire videos, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (+Ho-mala Kamala and Sleepy Joe Biden), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 & Part 9

  33. Steve Inman Videos

  34. Awaken With JP Videos, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4 (Quarantine/Lockdown/2020 Advice)

RUSSIAsteria Psyop

  1. COVID goes missing, Ukraine biolabs, Putin (COVIDsteria slayer) & Part 4 (+biolabs)

  2. Putin invades Ukraine (Feb 28), March 18, April Fools Day, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 (FU is the New FJB), Part 7 & Part 8

  3. Mass Formation Psychosis/Putin’s Fault

  4. Ukraine hypocrisy, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (Russians “attack” everyone), Part 6 (+Media), Part 7 (NAZIs Gonna NAZI), Part 8 & Part 9 (Media changes tune)

  5. Biden & Ukraine, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (Obama’s Last Tango), Part 5 & Part 6

  6. Biden-Zelensky-Ukraine corruption, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4

  7. Inflation + high gas prices (Putin’s “fault”), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 & Part 6

  8. DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy

MONKEYsteria Psyop

  1. Monkeypox memes & Part 2

  2. Bill Gates Monkeypox Memes

Random Great Reset Psyops or Noise

  1. The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)

  2. Best Let’s Go Brandon Videos (#letsgobrandonchallenge)

  3. DefiantLs’ Twitter Ban

  4. HOLLYWOODsteria: Best Oscar and Chris Rock Gets B*tch Slapped Memes

  5. PIGEONgate: Best Biden Gets Sh*t on Memes

  6. TWITTERsteria: Best Elon Musk Buys Twitter Hypocrisy Memes

  7. Mark F*ckerberg (Zuckerberg) & Facebook

  8. ROEvWADEsteria: Best "I Support the Current Thing" Crowd Forgets COVID & Ukraine for Abortion Memes

  9. Everything You Need to Know About Dr. Oz Memes

  10. Best Uvalde Police and Mass Shooting Memes (Offensive Humor Warning) & Part 2

  11. ELITE WATCH: Best Nancy Pelosi's Drunk Driving Husband Memes (Plus Nephew Gavin Newsom has COVID)

  12. PRIDEsteria: Best Pride Month Memes

NOTE: While we are bombarded with woke propaganda buried into every story line from Hollywood to fiction literature these days, there is hardly any NON-WOKE satire (beyond the Babylon Bee etc) and/or fictional/satirical writing along the lines of George Orwell, Ayn Rand and the like. And besides, publishers won’t touch such material these days - meaning there is little monetary incentive for such writing…

Please feel free to support this endeavour any way you can with a small donation to keep me motivated and perhaps encourage others to do more non-woke fiction and satirical writing!

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