PHARMAsteria: Best Pfizer Project Veritas Memes (Who's Getting Pfizered?)

When Pfizer guys get horny (and talk about Pfizer club), directed evolution, lied suddenly, Google strikes again and more Pfizer Project Veritas memes as we wait for Jordan Walker etc to be Pfizered!

Jan 30, 2023

I am sure everyone has seen the Project Veritas video of ~~horny~~ Pfizer guy Jordan Walker shooting his mouth off on a ~~sex~~ date (See one of Tales From the Great Reset: I was a Project Veritas Victim. If it can happen to me, it can happen to you). While we wait for either James O'Keefe or Jordan to be ~~Epsteined~~ ~~Arkancided~~ Pfizered, much of what we know about him is summed up in this article: Who is "Jordon Trishton Walker"?

Here is his alleged CV:

Pfizer’s response is here and there is no mention of this guy in it - see Dr. Malone’s analysis, Pfizer Responses to Veritas Expose, that of Steve Kirsch, Wow! Pfizer does NOT deny anything in the Project Veritas video!, and Zero Hedge, Pfizer Responds After Director Says Company Is Developing Ways To Mutate COVID-19 and Busted Pfizer R&D Exec Claims He Lied About "Mutating COVID" To "Impress A Date Like Normal People").

Thus, here is what I can conclude:

Consulting, private equity and investment firms would be tripping over themselves to hire a gay black box checker with a medical background or education.
Even IF he never finished medical school or did residency to become a full-blown doctor, he has enough of a background to be hired for consulting, as an analyst for an investment firm, or on the business side at a Big Pharma company.
Jordan MUST work for Pfizer in some capacity. This is something HR could determine with legal and communications putting out a couple sentence statement within an hour - not days later (and there is no mention of him in their statement…)
Project Veritas always drips out their sting videos - meaning Pfizer has to be careful of their response…
Assuming the CV is accurate and not embellished (and I doubt there would be much checking of a box checker’s background by HR given the need to meet diversity targets), Jordan probably worked for Boston Consulting Group doing a “growth strategy” consulting project where he was seconded to Pfizer before being hired by them to work full time on the business side of their business.
Consulting firms do hire associates or consultants for a couple of years to do the grunt work before they move on to business schools, get hired by clients etc.
His “Director” title at Pfizer may not mean much. Everyone working in big corporations (especially the box checkers) have inflated titles these days.

THE GOOD NEWS FOR US: Since Jordan is EXACTLY the type of box checker that whoever running the Great Reset (the WEF??? the Deep State???) MUST rely on to implement all their dastardly plans, we don’t have too much to worry about - albeit these types of people can be destructive e.g. James did have his iPad destroyed…

And now for some Pfizer Project Veritas memes…