CRIMEsteria: Best Retail Theft Memes (Happy Black Friday!)

Questions we don’t dare ask (why is the sunscreen not locked up?), locking up the products (and not the criminals) and more retail theft memes - happy Black Friday!

Its Black Friday and we all know what that means:

In Huge Black Friday Sale, Store To Sell Everything For Price It Was Before Biden Became President

Not that…

I am talking about retail theft where everything goes for ZERO…:

San Francisco Stores Hold 100% Off Black Friday Sale

And the stores close…:

As Walmart shuts down four stores in crime-ridden Dem-led Chicago, DailyMail.com lists all the big box shops - from Macy's to Target - which have closed due to millions in losses from rampant theft

And now for some retail theft memes…

Locking up the products (and not the criminals…):

Philadelphia Shoe Stores, Liquor Stores, Electronics Stores Looted By Starving People Desperately Looking For Bread

Meanwhile in California:

But this also happened in California and the investigation was eventually dropped…:

Ohhh:

Questions we don’t dare ask…:

And steal some sunscreen…:

The final word - Not your Norman Rockwell’s America anymore…:

* Tags updated as of October 12, 2023.

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