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PRIDEsteria: Best Sam Brinton aka Luggage Thief & Nuclear Expert Memes (Fits Right In!)

Qualified… Best & brightest... Only the best... No warning signs, luggage addict, Christmas shops at multiple airports, fits right in the Biden regime and more nuclear expert Sam Brinton memes!

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With NATO doing everything it can to stir up a war that could go nuclear with the Russians, it’s time to unload some old Sam Brinton memes. Why? Let’s look at his Wikipedia entry which explains what his job was:

Samuel Otis Brinton[1] is an American nuclear engineer and LGBTQ activist. They served as the deputy assistant secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy from June to December 2022.[2][3][4] Brinton is no longer employed by the Office of Nuclear Energy after being charged with luggage theft twice.[4]

And:

In 2022, Brinton became deputy assistant secretary for spent fuel and waste disposition in DOE’s Office of Nuclear Energy, serving in the Office of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition.[33] South Florida Gay News reported that, according to Brinton, while they were "welcomed with open arms" at all levels of the organization, others reacted to their appointment with hatred and disgust, some making death threats against them.[34][3]

In February 2022, an unidentified Department of Energy employee filed allegations of hiring malpractice with the Office of the Inspector General due to concern regarding Brinton's qualifications for a Senior Executive Service (SES) level position, i.e. "the class of federal career officials who rank just below top presidential appointees in seniority".[33]

So if you are worried about nuclear war or accidents like Fukushima, rest assured the DOE only hires the best and brightest. They would never hire someone unqualified… Or mentally unstable… Or with the wrong pronouns… And wait for multiple incidents before firing somebody…

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BREAKING: Biden Official Sam Brinton Out Of A Job After Multiple Alleged Luggage Thefts At Airports
dlvr.itBiden Official Sam Brinton Out Of A Job After Multiple Alleged Luggage Thefts At Airports | The Daily WireA controversial figure in the Biden administration is reportedly out of the job after being accused of stealing luggage in two separate incidents. The Department of Energy is no longer employing Sam Brinton, who claims he is non-binary, after he was accused of stealing luggage in Las Vegas and Minne…
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And now for some belated nuclear expert Sam Brinton aka luggage thief memes…

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Best and brightest…:

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Only the best…:

NBC News sure went with an interesting framing for their piece on luggage thief Sam Brinton's firing

Shocked about the allegations as there were no warnings…:

Unanswered questions:

Ohhh:

Ohhh again:

Yep:

Multiple airports:

Fits right in:

He’s addicted to luggage:

Jackpot:

The final word - what will they come for next?:

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PRIDEsteria: Best Sam Brinton aka Luggage Thief & Nuclear Expert Memes (Fits Right In!)

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Felipe Lopeceron
Jan 28

One must admit that IT was highly qualified to serve in the current governmental cabal. Others can't even recognize the value of WOMAN; worse, not even able to define a woman.

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Gordon Shumway
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Jan 28

Perhaps he was exposed to radiation which damaged his brain.

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