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COVID Satire/Memes/Jokes: Best Bill Gates Memes (He Has COVID But Luckily is a Medical Expert)

Medical expert Bill Gates tests positive for COVID (cue the standard vaccine talking point), maybe he can self isolate on Epstein's island, so many coincidences and more memes!

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COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America’s Great Reset (Table of Contents) is a fictional satire along the lines of a Studs Terkel oral history or Max Brooks' World War Z published as a serialized book on Substack. Also check out our new Tales From the Great Reset series (links to all tales are at the bottom of COVIDsteria’s TofC page) with the latest ones being:

  1. Inside a Ukraine Propaganda Brainstorming Session

  2. I was a Project Veritas Victim. If it can happen to me, it can happen to you

  3. I am not a groomer. Why inclusive school curriculum needs to cover gender

  4. Welcome to 2030: I Own Nothing, Have No Privacy and Life Has Never Been Better

  5. My Life Working as a Lonely Russian Troll

BRANDON REGIME WARNING: Sharing or agreeing with the contents of this post means you are a terrorist threat according to the “National Terrorism Advisory System Bulletin - February 07, 2022 02:00 pm.”

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Health misinformation can often be hard to detect e.g. Memes (fun, colorful images or graphics) that were created as a joke, but people started resharing thinking it was true. If you’re not sure, don’t share!

PFIZER CEO’S WARNING: People who spread misinformation on Covid-19 vaccines are criminals and should be treated as criminals.

ALERT: CNN’s Brian Stelter HATES memes and meme makers!


NOTE: Also check out Will Doors, Start-up Visionary & Former GroßPharma Director/Investor (from COVIDsteria) and The Best Bill Gates COVID Memes for 2021.

Oh no not Bill Gates!

Twitter avatar for @BillGatesBill Gates @BillGates
I've tested positive for COVID. I'm experiencing mild symptoms and am following the experts' advice by isolating until I'm healthy again.

May 10th 2022

1,731 Retweets7,528 Likes

Wait for it… the standard talking point… (actually its the next Tweet):

Twitter avatar for @BillGatesBill Gates @BillGates
I'm fortunate to be vaccinated and boosted and have access to testing and great medical care.

May 10th 2022

213 Retweets1,862 Likes

And the reaction:

Luckily, Bill is an expert on many things - including health care, medicine and vaccines (like me):

Maybe he can self isolate on a nice Caribbean island:

So many unanswered questions:

I BEG TO DIFFER: Epstein’s island was creepy - this is something else entirely:

So many coincidences:

Speaking of coincidences:

Bill Gates has a solution to a problem:

But not all problems:

Evolution:

Elon Musk twists a knife:

Twitter avatar for @elonmuskElon Musk @elonmusk
in case u need to lose a boner fast
Image

April 23rd 2022

144,609 Retweets1,448,024 Likes

The perfect response:


Don’t forget to check out ALL of “Best” meme posts covering various GREAT RESET psyops or themes [UPDATED MAY 10, 2022]:

COVIDsteria Psyop

  1. Fauci, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4

  2. Bill Gates

  3. Masks, Mask zombies, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5 (Mandate ends)

  4. Delta/Omicron (OmiCON) scariants & Part 2

  5. COVID logic (testing, cases and more), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 & Part 9

  6. Pfizer & Big Pharma

  7. Vaccine logic: What vax'd & unvax'd have in common etc); Vaccine logic from rats, sheep and more, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 & Part 9

  8. Vaccines (general)

  9. Vaccine boosters & Part 2

  10. Vaccine side effects

  11. Vaccine passports

  12. Lockdowns

  13. Media propaganda, Part 2 & Part 3

  14. World Health Organization (WHO) + Tedros & Part 2

  15. Klaus Schwab & World Economic Forum (WEF)

  16. Government & Part 2

  17. COVID censorship

  18. COVID “science” & Science & Trust the Scientism

  19. COVID/Vaccine resistance, Part 2 & Part 3

  20. Conspiracy theory

  21. COVID and the elite & Part 2

  22. Australia (the prison continent) & Djokovic’s deportation

  23. Spotify cancels Neil Young & Joni Mitchell cancels herself

  24. COVID Biden/Brandon

  25. Blackface Trudeau gets COVID, HATES honking, Part 3 & Part 4

  26. Meet the (ex-) Health Minister of Belgium - Maggie de Block!

  27. The Best Gavin Newsom is Missing Memes

  28. Sandy aka AOC does Florida & then dates COVID

  29. CNN Discovers Fat People are at Risk for COVID (Plus Brian Stelter Fat Memes)

  30. COVID Christmas (music etc)

  31. Best COVID satire videos of 2021

  32. Satire videos, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (+Ho-mala Kamala and Sleepy Joe Biden), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 & Part 9

  33. Steve Inman Videos

  34. Awaken With JP Videos, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4 (Quarantine/Lockdown/2020 Advice)

RUSSIAsteria Psyop

  1. COVID goes missing, Ukraine biolabs, Putin (COVIDsteria slayer) & Part 4 (+biolabs)

  2. Putin invades the Ukraine (Feb 28), March 18, April Fools Day, Part 4, Part 5 & Part 6 (FU is the New FJB)

  3. Mass Formation Psychosis/Putin’s Fault

  4. Ukraine hypocrisy, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (Russians “attack” everyone), Part 6 (+Media) & Part 7 (NAZIs Gonna NAZI)

  5. Biden & Ukraine, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4 (Obama’s Last Tango)

  6. Biden-Zelensky-Ukraine corruption, Part 2 & Part 3

  7. Inflation + high gas prices (Putin’s “fault”), Part 2 & Part 3

  8. DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy

Random Great Reset Psyops or Noise

  1. The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)

  2. Best Let’s Go Brandon Videos (#letsgobrandonchallenge)

  3. DefiantLs’ Twitter Ban

  4. HOLLYWOODsteria: Best Oscar and Chris Rock Gets B*tch Slapped Memes

  5. PIGEONgate: Best Biden Gets Sh*t on Memes

  6. TWITTERsteria: Best Elon Musk Buys Twitter Hypocrisy Memes

  7. Mark F*ckerberg (Zuckerberg) & Facebook

  8. ROEvWADEsteria: Best "I Support the Current Thing" Crowd Forgets COVID & Ukraine for Abortion Memes

  9. Everything You Need to Know About Dr. Oz Memes

NOTE: While we are bombarded with woke propaganda buried into every story line from Hollywood to fiction literature these days, there is hardly any NON-WOKE satire (beyond the Babylon Bee etc) and/or fictional/satirical writing along the lines of George Orwell, Ayn Rand and the like. And besides, publishers won’t touch such material these days - meaning there is little monetary incentive for such writing…

Please feel free to support this endeavor any way you can with a small donation to keep me motivated and perhaps encourage others to do more non-woke fiction and satirical writing!

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Based Florida Man
May 11

These were so awesome. Thanks for sharing.

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