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CLIMATE CHANGEsteria: Bill Gates Wants to Shut Down Dutch Farmers!

Bill Gates' is invested in the online supermarket chain apparently owned by the brother-in-law of the Dutch Minister trying to shut down Dutch farmers plus some memes from the Dutch farmers protest!

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COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America’s Great Reset (Table of Contents) is a fictional satire along the lines of a Studs Terkel oral history or Max Brooks' World War Z published as a serialized book on Substack. Also check out our new Tales From the Great Reset series (links to all tales are at the bottom of COVIDsteria’s TofC page) with the latest ones being:

  1. I was a Project Veritas Victim. If it can happen to me, it can happen to you

  2. I am not a groomer. Why inclusive school curriculum needs to cover gender

  3. Welcome to 2030: I Own Nothing, Have No Privacy and Life Has Never Been Better

  4. My Life Working as a Lonely Russian Troll

  5. Willie’s Willie Tells All (Exclusive Interview!)

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NOTE: You need to pay attention to the #boerenprotest and what the Dutch government in the name of the climate cult is trying to do to Dutch farmers because American (think California in particular) apparatchiks ALWAYS follow what European apparatchiks do.

Twitter avatar for @WallStreetSilvWall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv
This is the end path of climate change activism. Eventually everything has to be stopped, even our food supply. Are we the next targets? Dutch farmers are protesting new rules that will close farms & force them to kill off livestock to curb nitrogen “emissions”. Support farmers.

July 4th 2022

9,687 Retweets33,349 Likes

Here is a quick recap courtesy of Zero Hedge, Off-Guardian etc articles:

  • Dutch Farmers Bring Tank To Fertilizer Protest; Cops Shoot Tractor

  • Dutch Protesters Pour Manure On Government Offices Over Industry-Killing Regulations

  • Dutch Farmers Livid Over EU's 'Green' Nitrogen Rule Block Border Between Holland And Germany

  • The Dutch Farmers’ Protest and the War on Food - “…Put it this way – if the collective governments of the Western world were trying to impoverish and starve their own citizens, what exactly would they be doing differently?”

  • WATCH: Dutch farmers spray manure, flood streets, blockade police, RISE UP against insane “green” policies

Other than being psychotic climate change psychopaths, why are Dutch leaders going after the farmers and meat producers? (NOTE: They also apparently want to get rid of ALL diesel-powered farm equipment BUT that’s another story) Despite its small size, the Netherlands is the second biggest food exporter in the world:

Remove Russian grain (and fertilizers), put Dutch export farmers out of business or force them to dramatically scale back business, and shut down a propane pipeline under the Great Lakes (you CANNOT dry grain with solar panels and windmills), you now have a WEF and Bill Gates’ wet dream of mass human starvation and forced consumption of foods produced in labs rather than by farmers.

Doesn’t lab-grown meat sound delicious to you?:

  • Lab-grown answers to food’s triple threat

    Lab-grown meat involves a combination of tissue engineering, regenerative medicine, biomedical engineering, and biomaterials science enabling stem cells harvested from live animals to grow and proliferate in a bioreactor. As cells assemble into tissues, natural or synthetic scaffolding material enables cell attachment, replicating the 3D multicellular structure of meat. Depending on the complexity of the final product, whether it be minced meat or steak, tissues can be harvested directly from the bioreactor or may undergo further design steps before final assembly.

And speaking of Bill Gates:

Twitter avatar for @EvaVlaarEva Vlaardingerbroek @EvaVlaar
🇳🇱 The Dutch minister who pushed the nitrogen law that grants the government the power to expropriate our farmers’ land has a brother who owns online supermarket @picnic. Guess who invested $600 million in that company? Bill ‘fake meat’ Gates. This is what corruption looks like.
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July 5th 2022

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Christianne van der Wal-Zeggelink is the Nitrogen minister:

FACTCHECK:

  • Bill Gates & co invest 600 million in Picnic

    Picnic wants to use the additional funds mainly to speed up its expansion in France and Germany, and will invest especially in robotic fulfilment centres, electric vehicles and a team of software developers. Moreover, the company wants to create a framework to satisfy the growing demand – and to do so more sustainably…

Twitter avatar for @Kimmedie79Kim @Kimmedie79
@EvaVlaar @DeSloperT @picnic It's her brother in law 😉 and I believe it was her who started the company, but the rest of the information is 100% correct..

July 5th 2022

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“@EvaVlaar Eva, it is not her brother, but her brother-in-law. See this obituary: married to Piet vd Wal. Sorry about this, but think pass it on before you get everyone and everything on your roof again.”

Twitter avatar for @DinieStrijkerDinieStrijker @DinieStrijker
@EvaVlaar @EvaVlaar Eva, het is niet haar broer, maar haar zwager. Zie dit rouwbericht: getrouwd met Piet v.d. Wal. 👇 Sorry hiervoor, maar denk geef het je even door, voordat je weer iedereen en alles op je dak krijgt.
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July 6th 2022

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Twitter avatar for @bruin_arnoldArnold de Bruin @bruin_arnold
@EvaVlaar @picnic And Christine van der Wal is heir to Okke van der Wal and Okke is featured in the Quote, good for 250M. her brother Bouke owns Pinic, in which Bill Gates has invested 600 million.

July 5th 2022

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Twitter avatar for @BeautyFXBeautyFX #mens met mening #Viroliegt maar weer. @BeautyFX
@EvaVlaar @picnic Zwager. Brother in law. Bouke is de broer van de man van de minister van stik(erin)stof.

July 5th 2022

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Twitter avatar for @SwordandHatchetGravibus Metallum @SwordandHatchet
@EvaVlaar @JohnnyBG19 @picnic Brother-in-law, she's married to his youngest brother.

July 5th 2022

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Boni supermarkt | voor de basis naar Boni! | Boni Supermarkt

Twitter avatar for @TinyBJMLTiny @TinyBJML
@EvaVlaar @holadiejee @picnic He also owns Broni supermarkets
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July 5th 2022

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Twitter avatar for @anajinnanajinn @anajinn
@TinyBJML @EvaVlaar @holadiejee @picnic Don't forget his baby formula factory, BIOMILK.

July 6th 2022

  • Netherlands: New Dutch Minister of Agriculture and Minister for Nature and Nitrogen Policy Installed

    On January 10, 2022, the King of the Netherlands swore in the new Dutch Cabinet of twenty Ministers and nine State Secretaries. The new Minister of Agriculture, Nature and Food Quality is Henk Staghouwer. He is member of the Christian Union (CU), a protestant party, with a left wing orientation on environmental issues. Because one of the highest priority issues for the incoming government is addressing nitrogen pollution, a Minister for Nature and Nitrogen Policy was also installed: Christianne van der Wal-Zeggelink. She is a member of the People's Party for Freedom and Democracy (VVD), a central right liberal party.

Twitter avatar for @gezwullumWullum @gezwullum
@EvaVlaar @picnic Please do not forget the family ties of the Minister for Agriculture whose father owns the largest artificial-vega-meat company in NL... It's all interconnected...

July 5th 2022

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I can’t confirm if the family of Henk Staghouwer owns the largest artificial vegan meat company in the Netherlands - Could a Dutch speaker-reader in the Netherlands confirm this in a comment?

There is a translated wikipedia entry at Henk Staghouwer - Wikipedia (nl-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog) indicating he once owned a bakery chain and he HATES the idea you plebes eat MEAT:

  • Meat tax under consideration in the Netherlands

    Agriculture Minister Henk Staghouwer is investigating the introduction of a levy on meat. He is looking into the "feasibility of the measure," the Minister said in a letter to parliament about food policy.

Meanwhile, outside either his or the Nitrogen minister’s house:

Twitter avatar for @NiCoLeEliSei1NiCoLeEliSei @NiCoLeEliSei1
#Netherlands Outside Henk Staghouwer’s home(Minister for Nature and Nitrogen Policy) #FarmersProtest

June 29th 2022

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And now for some Dutch farmer resistance memes:


Click here for a growing list of links to alternative COVIDsteria, RUSSIAsteria and other news/resources.

Don’t forget to check out ALL of “Best” meme posts covering various GREAT RESET psyops or themes [UPDATED JULY 5, 2022]:

COVIDsteria Psyop

  1. Fauci, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5 (Has Covid)

  2. Bill Gates & Part 2 (He has the COVID)

  3. Masks, Mask zombies, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (Mandate ends) & Part 6

  4. Delta/Omicron (OmiCON) scariants & Part 2

  5. COVID logic (testing, cases and more), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10

  6. Pfizer & Big Pharma

  7. Vaccine logic: What vax'd & unvax'd have in common etc); Vaccine logic from rats, sheep and more, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10 (Guess who’s 3 shots were more effective?)

  8. Vaccines (general)

  9. Vaccine boosters & Part 2

  10. Vaccine side effects & Part 2 (Justin Bieber)

  11. Vaccine passports

  12. Lockdowns

  13. Media propaganda, Part 2 & Part 3

  14. World Health Organization (WHO) + Tedros & Part 2

  15. Klaus Schwab & World Economic Forum (WEF) & Davos

  16. Government & Part 2

  17. COVID censorship & Part 2

  18. COVID “science” & Science & Trust the Scientism

  19. COVID/Vaccine resistance, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5

  20. Conspiracy theory

  21. COVID and the elite & Part 2

  22. Australia (the prison continent) & Djokovic’s deportation

  23. Spotify cancels Neil Young & Joni Mitchell cancels herself

  24. COVID Biden/Brandon

  25. Blackface Trudeau gets COVID, HATES honking, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5 (Gets COVID again)

  26. Meet the (ex-) Health Minister of Belgium - Maggie de Block!

  27. The Best Gavin Newsom is Missing Memes

  28. Sandy aka AOC does Florida & then dates COVID

  29. CNN Discovers Fat People are at Risk for COVID (Plus Brian Stelter Fat Memes)

  30. COVID Christmas (music etc)

  31. Best COVID satire videos of 2021

  32. Satire videos, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (+Ho-mala Kamala and Sleepy Joe Biden), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10

  33. Steve Inman Videos

  34. Awaken With JP Videos, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4 (Quarantine/Lockdown/2020 Advice)

RUSSIAsteria Psyop

  1. COVID goes missing, Ukraine biolabs, Putin (COVIDsteria slayer) & Part 4 (+biolabs)

  2. Putin invades Ukraine (Feb 28), March 18, April Fools Day, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 (FU is the New FJB), Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10 & Part 11

  3. Mass Formation Psychosis/Putin’s Fault

  4. Ukraine hypocrisy, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (Russians “attack” everyone), Part 6 (+Media), Part 7 (NAZIs Gonna NAZI), Part 8, Part 9 (Media changes tune) & Part 10 (Outsourcing WW3)

  5. Biden & Ukraine, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (Obama’s Last Tango), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 (Falls of His Bike) & Part 8

  6. Biden-Zelensky-Ukraine corruption, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5

  7. Inflation + high gas prices (Putin’s “fault”), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 & Part 9

  8. DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy

MONKEYsteria Psyop

  1. Monkeypox memes, Part 2 & Part 3

  2. Bill Gates Monkeypox Memes

Random Great Reset Psyops or Noise

  1. The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)

  2. Best Let’s Go Brandon Videos (#letsgobrandonchallenge)

  3. DefiantLs’ Twitter Ban

  4. HOLLYWOODsteria: Best Oscar and Chris Rock Gets B*tch Slapped Memes

  5. PIGEONgate: Best Biden Gets Sh*t on Memes

  6. TWITTERsteria: Best Elon Musk Buys Twitter Hypocrisy Memes

  7. Mark F*ckerberg (Zuckerberg) & Facebook

  8. ROEvWADEsteria: Best "I Support the Current Thing" Crowd Forgets COVID & Ukraine for Abortion Memes, Best My Body My Choice Memes (Except When it Comes to Vaccines!) & American Corporations Gleefully Join Michael Bloomberg to Tell Employees, Just "Kill It!"

  9. Everything You Need to Know About Dr. Oz Memes

  10. Best Uvalde Police and Mass Shooting Memes (Offensive Humor Warning) & Part 2

  11. ELITE WATCH: Best Nancy Pelosi's Drunk Driving Husband Memes (Plus Nephew Gavin Newsom has COVID)

  12. PRIDEsteria: Best Pride Month Memes, Part 2 (Meeting & exceeding recruiting expectations), Part 3 (Chicken in Every Pot, a Drag Queen in Every School!), Part 4 (Giving Kids the Pride Spirit!) & Part 5 (The FINAL Day to Celebrate!)

NOTE: While we are bombarded with woke propaganda buried into every storyline from Hollywood to fiction literature these days, there is hardly any NON-WOKE satire (beyond the Babylon Bee etc) and/or fictional/satirical writing along the lines of George Orwell, Ayn Rand and the like. And besides, publishers won’t touch such material these days - meaning there is little monetary incentive for such writing…

Please feel free to support this endeavour any way you can with a small donation to keep me motivated and perhaps encourage others to do more non-woke fiction and satirical writing!

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Greg Cantin
Jul 6

You publish one of the most informative blogs on substack. How in the hell do you only get a handful of "Likes" each day? Is the world that fucked up? Please continue your work. It must be a labor of love and I applaud you for it.

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D F Barr
Jul 6

At least we will still have choices here in Amerika. Eat the fake meat, or eat the bugs.

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