COVIDsteria: CNN Discovers Fat People are at Risk for COVID (Plus Brian Stelter Fat Memes)

ALERT: Reporting at CNN (aka the Pedo network) enters the spring of 2020 + Brian Stelter fat memes...

ALERT: Reporting at CNN (aka the Pedo network) enters the spring of 2020 + Brian Stelter fat memes...

CNN’s recent discovery:

CNN @CNN

People who are overweight or obese are at a much higher risk of much more severe disease and even death from Covid-19 -- and one new study suggests that losing weight can reduce that risk.

cnn.itCan weight loss help protect against Covid-19?More than 40% of adults in the United States are obese. CNN’s Dr. Sanjay Gupta explains why obesity is one of the top underlying health conditions associated with Covid-19 deaths.

And now some responses:

Clay Travis @ClayTravis

Welcome to May of 2020, @CNN.

Jordan Stauber @JordanStauber

@CNN Good thing we closed all the gyms and only kept fast food restaurants open...

🇨🇦Schtev🇨🇦 @schtev69

CNN today: "People who are overweight or obese are at a much higher risk of severe disease and death from Covid-19 - losing weight can reduce that risk" Ontario today: Shuts down all gyms and fitness centers. 😮 #Fail #onpoli #cdnpoli

CityNews Toronto @CityNewsTO

#BREAKING: Ontario is banning indoor dining, closing gyms and lowering indoor gathering limits from 10 to 5 people as the province moves back into a modified Step 2 in their roadmap in response to the rapid spread of the COVID-19 Omicron variant. https://t.co/x6qdEwPel4

Christina Pushaw 🐊 @ChristinaPushaw

@CNN Good thing they closed the parks, beaches and gyms!

ZUBY: @ZubyMusic

@CNN The scientists and mainstream media are only 22 months behind the broscientists and 'conspiracy theorists'. 🤣

BETTINA jefferies 🌸 @BettinaJeffers

@CNN A new study you say?? You don’t need gyms and good food to be healthy🙄⬇️

Daily Wire @realDailyWire

CNN a few months ago CNN now:

Someone please tell Brian Stelter (who btw, also HATES memes and meme makers)…

Chet Cannon @Chet_Cannon

@CNN Good thing Brian Stelter fired his nanny so he can stay healthy

David Wohl @DavidWohl

@CNN Has your media reporter Mr. @brianstelter been advised of this study?

𝙳𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝙾𝚠𝚎𝚗 𝟷𝟽𝟽𝟼 @DennyOwen8

.@CNN’s Brian Stelter has figured out the perfect solution to combat all those right-wing #memes … he’s eating them.

AntifaPSA @antifa_psa

@ProjectPelosi Brian Stelter looking at your memes from home.

CNN has long worried about fat shaming…

Guillermo Castillo ⚡ @phasnox

@0x49fa98 You know it's the end when @CNN starts fat shaming.

Bribes you can receive IF you get vaccinated…

FYI: Check out Don Surber’s CDC Says collection of responses to the latest “fake missives from the CDC after the CDC suddenly shortened quarantines to 5 days instead of 10.”

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