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ROEvWADEsteria: American Corporations Gleefully Join Michael Bloomberg to Tell Employees, Just "Kill It!"

In the wake of Roe vs. Wade being overturned, American Corporations trip over themselves offering incentives to "Kill it!" (as Michael Bloomberg might say!)

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Jul 4, 2022
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In the wake of Roe vs. Wade being overturned, American Corporations trip over themselves offering incentives to "Kill it!" (as Michael Bloomberg might say!)

NOTE: Regardless of what you might think of abortion BUT just when you thought the behavior of “American” corporations (in the wake of vaccine mandates, outsourcing, use of Chinese forced labor or child labor in third world countries etc) could not get even more DISGUSTING and GHOULISH, they have obviously run some numbers when it comes to offering monetary incentives for their corporate drones serfs employees to abort their kids:

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And now American corporations are tripping over themselves to selfishly offer monetary incentives for any corporate drone serf employee to take a short all-paid-for vacation for the purposes of aborting their child…

Tucker recently covered the hypocrisy and ghoulishness of it all [video will start at the 7:26 mark]….

In other words and as former Presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg might tell an employee, American corporations are saying “kill it!” [Michael Bloomberg Told Pregnant Employee to ‘Kill It,’ Past Lawsuit Alleges]:

Google says “kill it:”

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Bank of America says “kill it:”

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Expedia says “kill it:”

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DICK’S Sporting Goods says “kill it:”

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Paypal says “kill it:”

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Disney just CAN’T avoid stepping in it and says “kill it:”

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Estee Lauder says “kill it:”

Tyson’s says “kill it:”

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NOTICE how none of the above corporate announcements tout what types of benefits (paid maternity or family leave etc) might be available for any corporate drone serf employee who decides NOT to kill future family members???

In addition, these companies have reportedly all said “kill it:”

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Woke Amazon employees want to go further than just being able to “kill it” [Amazon Employees Of ‘All Genders’ Beg Management To Stop Doing Business In Pro-Life States, Make Other Extreme Demands]:

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HOWEVER - “Senior engineer at @Mastercard publicly quits over new abortion travel benefit - on an email to the whole company! It’s time conservatives in tech start pushing back on woke policies.”

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EXCLUSIVE: Senior engineer at @Mastercard publicly quits over new abortion travel benefit - on an email to the whole company! It’s time conservatives in tech start pushing back on woke policies.
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Missouri also says no:

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When Disney isn’t trying to groom your children, they want their pregnant corporate drones serfs employees to “kill it,” but one employee has had enough while some big corporations are keeping their big mouths shut [Disney employee rips company over vow to pay abortion travel costs]

The growing list of big corporations who say “kill it” and will gleefully pay any corporate drone serf employee for abortion travel - List of companies paying for abortion travel (As of June 28th, 2022), These companies are paying for abortion travel (as of JULY 2, 2022 with links to more details) and Twitter etc:

  • Amazon

  • Accenture PLC

  • Adobe

  • Airbnb

  • Alphabet (Google)

  • Amalgamated Bank

  • Apple

  • Bank of America

  • BlackRock

  • Box

  • Bumble

  • BuzzFeed

  • Cigna

  • Citigroup

  • CNN

  • Comcast

  • CVS Health

  • Danone

  • Dick's Sporting Goods

  • DoorDash

  • Duolingo

  • Estee Lauder

  • Expedia Group

  • Goldman Sachs

  • Hewlett Packard 

  • Ikea US

  • Interpublic Group of Companies

  • Intuit

  • JPMorgan Chase & Co.

  • Kroger

  • Levi Strauss & Co.

  • Live Nation Entertainment

  • Lyft

  • Mastercard

  • Match Group

  • Meta Platforms (Facebook)

  • Microsoft

  • Netflix

  • New York Times

  • Nike

  • Nordstrom

  • Paramount Global

  • Patagonia

  • Paypal

  • Procter & Gamble

  • Salesforce

  • Sony Group Corporation

  • Starbucks Corporation

  • Target

  • Tesla

  • Tysons

  • Vox Media

  • Yelp

  • Yahoo

  • Zendesk 

  • Zillow 

Finally and well worth reading IF you have not read it already:

On Losing "Roe"

(Outspoken with Dr Naomi Wolf)

How Could this Possibly have Happened? Easy. Pro-Choice Movement, Look in the Mirror

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ROEvWADEsteria: American Corporations Gleefully Join Michael Bloomberg to Tell Employees, Just "Kill It!"

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Cousin Clem
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Jul 4, 2022

Yet, the same people that are against abortions will think nothing of injecting their child with a covid vaccine that is known to kill or permanently injure for a (fake)disease that has zero death rate for kids.

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Felipe Lopeceron
Jul 4, 2022

Thank you for listing those companies; some of which I will no longer patronize. (Many little drops make the river)

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