FAT + POLITICALsteria: Best Chris Christie Memes (Put a Fork in Him coz He's Done!)
FAT + POLITICALsteria: Best Chris Christie Memes (Put a Fork in Him coz He's Done!)
Chris Christie sticks a fork in it, Christie Kreme, Liz Christie, just stop it with all the Christie fatphobic jokes and more Chris Christie memes + his comments about Nimarata "Nikki Haley" Randhawa!
The BIG news of the day: Chris Christie is dropping out of the race for President for obvious reasons:
Time to unload our Chris Christie memes given his next stop, aside from buffet lines, will be as a Trump hating commentator on corporate-Regime media (CNN, FOX, MSNBC, etc.) where nobody but hard-core regime supporters will see him…
Just stop it with all the fatphobic jokes!!!:
Ohhh:
Another Michelle Obama?:
The smell of scandal:
Remember the repeated beech incidents?:
Chris Christie enjoyed his own private island Sunday, soaking up the sun in a waterfront Jersey Shore park that he closed to the public.
The governor was spotted lounging on a chair at Berkeley Township’s Island Beach State Park — which was among the public facilities shut down because of a budget standoff between him and state legislators.
After his morning tanning session, Christie headed to Trenton and held a news conference about the government shutdown.
When asked by reporters in Trenton if he got to enjoy the clear summer day, the governor demurred.
“I didn’t,” he said. “I didn’t get any sun today.”
Christie’s spokesman was later told about photos of him at the beach — and claimed the governor’s baseball hat shielded him from any rays.
Where did he get the money for this?:
In 2018, Chris Christie purchased a $2.9 million New Jersey beach house — only to spend the next four years and millions more to tear it down and build a brand new property, The Post has learned.
Situated in Bay Head, the oceanfront property is now worth more than $5.5 million, according to a Zillow estimate.
However, a source tells The Post they’re unsure how Christie, a Republican who’s currently running for the White House, is affording these expenses since leaving the governor’s office several years ago.
A governor’s salary runs $175,000 per year.
“I don’t even know what the guy is doing now… How is he affording this lifestyle?” the insider said.
The final word:
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Well, considering that most of America is morbidly obese, these memes seem a bit hypocritical. Even the presumptive GOP candidate is overweight. The current president is slender and has mush for brains so apparently, weight is not a factor in running a country properly.
"How is he affording this lifestyle?”
Should be "How is he affording this lifestyle and food?”