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COVID Break: The Best Gavin Newsom is Missing Memes

Governor Nuisance was trick-or-treating for 11+ days... Nothing to see folks... Please move along...

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Nov 16, 2021
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First, Some Governor Nuisance (Gavin Newsom) Updates (courtesy of Steve Kirsch)

Gavin Newsom was out of sight likely because he had Bell's palsy from his booster shot - by Steve Kirsch - Steve Kirsch's newsletter (substack.com)

They said he had personal issues to attend to... like half his face was paralyzed? Our best guess from all the evidence is vaccine-induced Bell's Palsy kept him from public view for almost 2 weeks.

Gavin Newsom is lying about his vaccine injury and now I can prove it - by Steve Kirsch - Steve Kirsch's newsletter (substack.com)

He's a hypocrite. Not only did he lie about his vaccine injury, but his kids aren't vaccinated either. He wants YOUR kids to be vaccinated. He won't vaccinate his kids because he knows something...

FLASHBACK: In January 2007, it was revealed that Newsom had had a romantic relationship in mid-2005 with Ruby Rippey-Tourk, the wife of his then campaign manager and former deputy chief of staff, Alex Tourk. Tourk filed for divorce shortly after the revelation and left Newsom's campaign and administration. Newsom's affair with Rippey-Tourk impacted his popularity with male voters, who viewed the adultery as a betrayal of a close friend and ally.

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: Health misinformation can often be hard to detect e.g. Memes (fun, colorful images or graphics) that were created as a joke, but people started resharing thinking it was true. If you’re not sure, don’t share! For more information about health misinformation, please consult the “Toolkit for Addressing Health Misinformation from the Office of U.S. Surgeon General - 2021 (hhs.gov)”

PFIZER CEO’S WARNING: People who spread misinformation on Covid-19 vaccines are criminals and should be treated as criminals.


Free candy + vaccines…

Missing: White privileged guy wandering through pharmacies… Do not call anyone…

Missing Gavin Newsome and Jen Psaki have been spotted!

“Who the heck switched my saline for an actual booster!?”

BREAKING NEWS: Newsom has cardiac event… Attributes it to illegal drug use… Says vaccines are safe…

Gavin Newsom after Doctors gave him the actual booster instead of a saline shot…

“I’m Gavin Newsom and I approved this vaccine”

Gavin Newsom lookalike casting call…

Newsom makes first public appearance following booster shot…

MISSING: Gavin Newsom… Have you seen me?

When the governor of California is injured by the shots that he’s trying to force on children…

Gavin Newsom…

Here are the first pics of Gavin Newsom before and after getting the booster shot:

Twitter avatar for @RealMiniAOCMini AOC @RealMiniAOC
Here are the first pics of Gavin Newsom before and after getting the booster shot:
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November 9th 2021

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Twitter avatar for @FaithRubPolPolitics Back Rub @FaithRubPol
This is my favorite Gavin Newsom moment.
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November 8th 2021

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Smarter than Gavin Newsom…

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smarter than Gavin Newsom
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November 12th 2021

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Don’t forget to check out ALL of “Best” meme posts covering various GREAT RESET psyops or themes [UPDATED APRIL 10, 2022]:

COVIDsteria Psyop

  1. Fauci, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4

  2. Bill Gates

  3. Masks, Mask zombies, Part 3 & Part 4

  4. Delta/Omicron (OmiCON) scariants & Part 2

  5. COVID logic (testing, cases and more), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 & Part 8

  6. Pfizer & Big Pharma

  7. Vaccine logic: What vax'd & unvax'd have in common etc); Vaccine logic from rats, sheep and more, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 & Part 9

  8. Vaccines (general)

  9. Vaccine boosters & Part 2

  10. Vaccine side effects

  11. Vaccine passports

  12. Lockdowns

  13. Media propaganda & Part 2

  14. Government & Part 2

  15. COVID censorship

  16. DefiantLs’ Twitter Ban

  17. COVID “science”

  18. COVID/Vaccine resistance, Part 2 & Part 3

  19. Conspiracy theory

  20. COVID and the elite

  21. Australia (the prison continent) & Djokovic’s deportation

  22. Spotify cancels Neil Young & Joni Mitchell cancels herself

  23. COVID Biden/Brandon

  24. Blackface Trudeau gets COVID, HATES honking, Part 3 & Part 4

  25. Meet the (ex-) Health Minister of Belgium - Maggie de Block!

  26. The Best Gavin Newsom is Missing Memes

  27. Sandy aka AOC does Florida & then dates COVID

  28. CNN Discovers Fat People are at Risk for COVID (Plus Brian Stelter Fat Memes)

  29. COVID Christmas (music etc)

  30. Best COVID satire videos of 2021

  31. Satire videos, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (+Ho-mala Kamala and Sleepy Joe Biden), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 & Part 9

  32. Steve Inman Videos

  33. Awaken With JP Videos, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4 (Quarantine/Lockdown/2020 Advice)

RUSSIAsteria Psyop

  1. COVID goes missing, Ukraine biolabs & Putin (COVIDsteria slayer)

  2. Putin invades the Ukraine (Feb 28), March 18, April Fools Day & Part 4

  3. Mass Formation Psychosis/Putin’s Fault

  4. Ukraine hypocrisy, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5 (Russians “attack” everyone)

  5. Biden & Ukraine, Part 2 & Part 3

  6. Zelensky-Ukraine corruption & Part 2

  7. High gas prices & Part 2

  8. DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy

Random Great Reset Psyops or Noise

  1. HOLLYWOODsteria: Best Oscar and Chris Rock Gets B*tch Slapped Memes

  2. COVID Break: The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)

  3. COVID Break: Best Let’s Go Brandon Videos (#letsgobrandonchallenge)

NOTE: While we are bombarded with woke propaganda buried into every story line from Hollywood to fiction literature these days, there is hardly any NON-WOKE satire (beyond the Babylon Bee etc) and/or fictional/satirical writing along the lines of George Orwell, Ayn Rand and the like. And besides, publishers won’t touch such material these days - meaning there is little monetary incentive for such writing…

Please feel free to support this endeavor any way you can with a small donation to keep me motivated and perhaps encourage others to do more non-woke fiction and satirical writing!

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