GOVERNMENTsteria: Best FEMA Memes

FEMA = Funnelling Emergency Money to Aliens. Let them have $750, when seconds count (FEMA is weeks away), FEMA won't rescue you (and will make sure nobody else does either) and more FEMA memes!

If you don’t have enough reasons to have the government and how increasingly incompetent to the point of maliciousness, there is FEMA:

(100) The Reprehensible Audacity Of FEMA Being Broke (substack.com)

America Last: After Spending $640 Million On Migrants And Billions Abroad, FEMA Suddenly 'Broke' | ZeroHedge

Hurricane Helene is America’s Chernobyl momentThe tragedy exposes the weakness of the US military

In 2005, significant planning and resourcing was being carried out days before the storm even made landfall. Ten thousand members of the National Guard had gathered from several states to deal with the damage Katrina was about to cause. The final number who helped with the effort measured closer to 20,000. But those guardsmen did not stand alone: the US Army was preparing to assume overall command of the entire rescue effort through US Northern Command, where its battle staff coordinated response forces over various state lines. The regular Army helped too, including forces from the 82nd Airborne Division and the Army Corps of Engineers.

This time, things are very different. At the time of writing, fewer than 7,000 guardsmen are helping with Helene disaster relief, and there was no equivalent preparation before the storm actually hit. US Northern Command, which can only assume responsibility if it is asked to do so by other government authorities, is not coordinating the overall effort. During Katrina, more than 350 military helicopters were involved with the rescue efforts. This time, in a mountain disaster zone where many more helicopters are needed than in a coastal area, well below 100 helicopters have currently been committed.

Trying to get a sense of the attitude in Washington, D.C. about the very worrying state of the Helene relief effort, I asked friends there to tell me what people were saying about it. Without exception, the response from everyone turned out to be the same: there was no talk. Helene wasn’t even on the radar; it was, after all, just a storm. Besides, hadn’t the situation already been handled? There were 6,000 guardsmen on the scene; that ought to be more than enough.

All of this is becoming eerily reminiscent of Chernobyl — and the accident that in many ways defined the last days of the Soviet Union.

And now for some FEMA memes…

Just so you know:

FEMA Reports They Spent All The Taxpayer Funding On A Sweet PowerPoint Presentation About Racial Equity | Babylon Bee

North Carolina Agrees To Purchase Several Hunter Biden Paintings In Return For U.S. Aid | Babylon Bee

North Carolina Asks Zelensky For $100 Billion In U.S. Funding | Babylon Bee

BREAKING: North Carolina changes its name to Ukraine to get federal funding after devastating Hurricane Helene • Genesius Times

Kamala Harris Ignores Hurricane Victims in NC and GA—Until They Raise Palestinian and Ukrainian Flags, Then FEMA Arrives in 10 Minutes - Citizen Journals

BREAKING: Harris reassures North Carolina hurricane victims that the US will be donating another $200 billion to Ukraine in their name • Genesius Times

Kamala Harris Responds to Devastating Hurricane with: ‘Doritos Are My Guilty Pleasure, Haha’—Why Not Just Say ‘Let Them Eat Doritos’? - Citizen Journals

BREAKING: In lieu of aid, Kamala Harris enrolls all victims of Hurricane Helene in the Jelly of the Month Club • Genesius Times

Kamala Harris’s ‘Let Them Have $750’ Moment: Hurricane Helene Victims Get Pennies While She Rocks an $800 Hermès Belt and Cake - Citizen Journals

BREAKING: Truckers sneak hurricane relief into North Carolina by disguising aid as 'Illegal Immigrants' to outwit federal roadblocks • Genesius Times

Victims of Hurricane Helene identifying as illegal immigrants so they can get some federal aid from the Biden-Harris administration • Genesius Times

You just know they would:

FEMA Arrests Noah For Running Unauthorized Flood Rescue Operation | Babylon Bee

Drowning Hurricane Victim Relieved As Rescue Chopper Drops $750 Check | Babylon Bee

FEMA Claims Hurricane Relief Fund Limited Due to New Camps & "Plandemic 2 Expenses" (substack.com)

Nothing to see here folks, move along:

Tiny backwater town in North Carolina will help fuel world's AI revolution - with enough quartz to power entire $530bn semi-conductor global industry

The final word:

* Tags updated as of September 12, 2024.

BIDENsteria

• Biden Corruption Memes, Biden Documents Memes, Biden Falling Off His Bike Memes, Biden Ice Cream Memes, Biden PIGEONgate Memes, Dark Brandon Memes, Jill Biden Memes, Joe Biden Memes, Hunter Biden Memes, Let’s Go Brandon Memes & Pedo Pete Memes

BIG PHARMA, HEALTH CARE & SCIENTICISM

• Big Pharma Memes, Euthanasia Memes, Fake Science Memes, Fat + Body Positivity Memes, Health Alert Memes, Health Care Memes, Moderna Memes, Pfizer Memes & Science Memes

BIG TECH, CENSORSHIP & SOCIAL MEDIA

• Bill Gates Memes, Censorship Memes, Elon Musk Memes, Facebook Memes, Mark Zuckerberg Memes & Twitter Memes

CHINAsteria

• China Memes, Chinese Spy Balloon Memes, COVID Lab Leak Memes & Taiwan Memes

COVIDsteria Psyop

• Bird Flu Memes, COVID Amnesty Memes, COVID Hypocrisy Memes, COVID Lab Leak Memes, COVID Lockdown Memes, COVID Mask Memes, COVID Memes, COVID Propaganda Memes, COVID Satire Videos, COVID Science Memes, COVID Variant Memes, Fauci Memes, Public Health Memes, Tedros Memes & WHO Memes

EDUCATIONsteria

• Education Memes, Public School Memes, Student Loan Forgiveness Memes & Woke University Memes

ELECTIONsteria & POLITICALsteria

• Abortion Memes, AOC Memes, Boris Johnson Memes, Chris Christie Memes, Chuck Schumer Memes, Citizens for Sanity Memes, Dianne Feinstein Memes, Donald Trump Memes, Dr. Oz Memes, Election Fraud Memes, Election Memes, Gavin Newsom Memes, GOP Memes, Government Memes, Illegal Immigration Memes, Kamala Harris Memes, King Charles Memes, Libertarian Memes (Argentina + Milei), Liz Cheney Memes, Liz Truss Memes, Michelle Obama Memes, Mitch McConnell Memes, Nancy Pelosi Memes, Nimarata "Nikki Haley" Randhawa Memes, Obama Memes, Paul Pelosi Memes, Political Memes, PayPal Memes, Project Veritas Memes, Queen Elizabeth Memes, RFK Jr. Memes, Roe v Wade Memes, Ron DeSantis Memes, Social Credit Score Memes, Speaker Kevin McCarthy Memes, Speaker Mike Johnson Memes, Student Loan Forgiveness Memes, Tim Walz Memes & Trudeau Memes

FBI & FEDs

• Durham Report Memes, False Flag Memes, FBI Hypocrisy Memes, FBI Memes, FED Memes, IRS Memes, January 6th Memes, Mar-A-Lago Raid Memes, Patriot Front Memes, Trump Arrest Memes & Woke Secret Service Memes

GLOBAL WARMINGsteria

• Dutch Farmer Memes, Earth Day Memes, Electric Vehicle (EV) Memes, Fake Food Memes, Fake Meat Memes, Gas Stove Ban Memes, Global Warming Memes, GMO Memes, Greta Thunberg Memes & Ohio Train Derailment Memes

GREAT RESET & WEF

• Davos Memes, Great Reset Humor, Great Reset Jokes, Great Reset Memes,

  Great Reset Satire Videos, Klaus Schwab Memes & WEF Memes

GREAT RESET RESISTANCE

• Canadian Trucker Memes, Conspiracy Theory Memes, Dutch Farmer Memes, Great Reset Resistance Memes, Great Reset Resistance Quotes, Memer Memes, Memes & Online Resistance Memes

GUN CONTROL

• Crime Memes, Gun Control Memes, Mass Shooting Memes, Police Memes, Retail Theft Memes & Uvalde Memes

HOLIDAYsteria

• Christmas Memes, Columbus Day Memes, Halloween Memes, Holiday Memes, July 4th Memes, Memorial Day Memes, Thanksgiving Memes & Valentine's Day Memes

IllEGAL IMMIGRATION

• Illegal Immigration Memes & Martha's Vineyard Memes

MEDIAsteria

• Brian Stelter Memes, CNN Memes, Fox News Memes, Joe Rogan Memes, Media Memes, NPR Memes, PBS Memes, Taylor Lorenz Memes, Tucker Carlson Memes & Washington Post Memes

MONKEYsteria Psyop

• Monkeypox Memes

PRIDEsteria & PEDOsteria

• Balenciaga Memes, Bud Light Memes, Dalai Lama Memes, Gender Memes, Groomer Memes, Jeffrey Epstein Memes, Monkeypox Memes, Pedo Pete Memes, Pride Month Memes, Sam Brinton Memes, Transgender Memes & Transwomen in Women's Sports Memes

RACEsteria

• Affirmative Action Memes, Black History Month Memes, Haiti Memes, Race Memes, Reparations Memes & Scott Adams Memes

RANDOM PSYOPs or NOISE

• Australia Memes, British Memes, California Memes, Canada Memes, Europe or EU Memes, Feminism Memes, France Memes, Germany Memes, Miscellaneous Memes, San Francisco Memes, Sports Memes, Taylor Swift Memes & UFO Memes

RECESSION & INFLATION

• Baby Formula Shortage Memes, Bank Collapse Memes, Bidenomics Memes, Digital Currency Memes, Egg Shortage Memes, High Gas Price Memes, Housing Bubble Memes, Inflation Memes, Inflation Reduction Act Memes, Jim Cramer Memes & Recession Memes

RUSSOphobia & RUSSIAsteria + WW3steria

• Brittney Griner Memes, FTX Memes, General Milley Memes, Middle East War Memes, Nord Stream Memes, Putin Memes, Russia Invades Ukraine Memes, Russia Memes, Ukraine Biolab Memes, Ukraine Corruption Memes, Ukraine Hypocrisy Memes, Ukraine Nazi Memes, WW3 Memes & Zelensky Memes

VACCINEs

• Damar Hamlin Memes, Died Suddenly Memes, Moderna Memes, Novak Djokovic Memes, Pfizer Memes, Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Memes, Vaccine Booster Memes, Vaccine Hesitancy Memes, Vaccine Karma Memes, Vaccine Memes, Vaccine Passport Memes & Vaccine Side Effect Memes

VIDEOs

• Alex Stein Videos, Awaken With JP Videos, Satire Videos & Steve Inman Videos

WOKE CORPORATIONs & ORGANIZATIONs

• Balenciaga Memes, DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy Memes, Big Tech Memes, Bud Light Memes, Hollywood Memes, Miller Light Memes, Netflix Memes, Super Bowl Memes, Woke Boeing, Woke Corporations, Woke Disney Memes, Woke Military Memes & Woke Target Memes

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