CRAMERsteria: Best Jim Cramer, The Meme of Wall Street, Memes (This Vaxhole Clown See's No Recession!)

The Inverse Cramer. Investor BDSM or Cramer effect? If Cramer was in Rome back in 476AD, this vaxhole wanted the military to inject you, and more Jim Cramer, the Meme of Wall Street, memes!

COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America’s Great Reset (Table of Contents) is a fictional satire along the lines of a Studs Terkel oral history or Max Brooks' World War Z published as a serialized book on Substack. Also check out our new Tales From the Great Reset series (links to all tales are at the bottom of COVIDsteria’s TofC page) with the latest ones being:

1. I was a Project Veritas Victim. If it can happen to me, it can happen to you

2. I am not a groomer. Why inclusive school curriculum needs to cover gender

3. Welcome to 2030: I Own Nothing, Have No Privacy and Life Has Never Been Better

4. My Life Working as a Lonely Russian Troll

5. Willie’s Willie Tells All (Exclusive Interview!)

ALERT: CNN’s Brian Stelter HATES memes and meme makers!

WARNING: Sharing this on Twitter may elicit a negative response from Jim Cramer, the Meme of Wall Street, as he will surely block you!

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In case you missed it, everyone’s favorite Wall Street financial press shrill Jim Cramer, the Meme of Wall Street, has had a rough interesting week. First, he went on record saying that he sees no recession - a prediction that will surely age well… like telling people to buy Bear Stearns just before it blew up…:

The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial

CNBC's Jim Cramer: "We're just not seeing recession. We're seeing what we need to see which is a legitimate slowdown. I think ultimately a slowdown in inflation ... I'd celebrate this."

He also rang the opening bell on Monday and then got badly trolled for doing it:

Stock Swing Alert @StockSwingAlert

Jim Cramer ringing the opening bell for the New York Stock Exchange Tomorrow 🪦

squawksquare @squawksquare

Jim Cramer is ringing the bell tomorrow morning. Last time he did that the market started the Covid crash. $tsla

Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv

Will history repeat itself? Video of the last time Jim Cramer rang the opening bell. 🔊 sound

And he has been busy lashing out at his detractors:

Jim Cramer @jimcramer

It's time for all the stonkers and the GMEsters and the AMCers to move on. You are for the most part, bitter gamblers who know one thing: to blame me for your losses. I know you will keep targeting me, but it is time you go back to a real job and tell your mommies!!!

Jim Cramer @jimcramer

Intriguing and what license do i need? A fishing license? I have taught or have run money for 40 years Mr. TLAPDOG from AMC. You, on the other hand, probably went to a lot of movies and consider yourself a genius for riding AMC down 40 points.

TDog AMC @TDogCali51

@jimcramer Because the people who follow @jimcramer are attracted to shiny objects. You do understand he does not hold any financial license and only talks stocks on the guide of entertainment!

No wonder Cramer, the Meme of Wall Street, already has his share of Twitter parody or troll accounts:

Inverse Cramer ETF (Not Jim Cramer) @CramerTracker

Ethereum +40% since Jim Cramer said crypto "had no real value" just last week

CokeRatCramer ⏻ @CokeRatCramer

I HOPE EVERYONE IS READY FOR ME TO RING THE BELL TODAY! LAST TIME I DID THIS THE MARKET WENT ON A MASSIVE BULL RUN! $GME

If Jim Cramer was in Rome back in 476AD, you know he would be saying “buy the dip:”

Dear Jim Cramer, Remember This Beauty? (NOTE: Many Cramer cartoons come from Hedgeye, which seems to have some “issues” with him e.g. An Open Letter to CNBC: Fire Jim Cramer)

The Meme of Wall Street also wanted to use the military to force COVID “vaccinations” on everyone - gee, I wonder why? [CNBC Host Calls for 'Universal' Vaccine Mandate to Be Enforced By Military]:

Washington Free Beacon @FreeBeacon

CNBC host Jim Cramer: “Require vaccination universally. Have the military run it.” He says the unvaccinated should have to prove their reasoning in court and “help in the war effort by staying home.” https://t.co/ULETSRUzhr

Jim Cramer @jimcramer

Getting a lot of hate now for advocating President Eisenhower's view on polio. How can they live with themselves. ?

Ohhh but at least his vaccine “protected him” from blah blah blah… [Backfire: After Calling for Military-Enforced Mandates, Triple-Vaxed Jim Cramer Tests Positive for COVID]:

Jim Cramer @jimcramer

yes I have it

There is GOLD in ‘em vaccines (or the equipment used to make ‘em) - double ohhh:

The best sales line ever…:

The Inverse Cramer…:

Investor BDSM?

The Cramer Effect?:

Might as well be:

Some Background: “In 1996, Cramer and Peretz launched TheStreet.com, a financial news and investment website. In August 2019, TheMaven acquired the company for $16.5 million...” Regarding the Cannell controversy, here is the letter or SEC filing:

So many unanswered questions [see the Wikipedia entry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Cramer#Admission_of_market_manipulation]:

Random Inanimate Object @TestaCorey

@jimcramer

And the final word is…:

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Don’t forget to check out ALL of “Best” meme posts covering various GREAT RESET psyops or themes [UPDATED JULY 19, 2022]:

COVIDsteria Psyop

1. Fauci, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5 (Has Covid)

2. Bill Gates, Part 2 (He has the COVID) & Wants to Shut Down Dutch Farmers!

3. Masks, Mask zombies, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (Mandate ends) & Part 6

4. Delta/Omicron (OmiCON) scariants & Part 2

5. COVID logic (testing, cases and more), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10

6. Pfizer & Big Pharma

7. Vaccine logic: What vax'd & unvax'd have in common etc); Vaccine logic from rats, sheep and more, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10 (Guess who’s 3 shots were more effective?)

8. Vaccines (general)

9. Vaccine boosters & Part 2

10. Vaccine side effects, Part 2 (Justin Bieber) & Part 3 (Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Memes!)

11. Vaccine passports

12. Lockdowns

13. Media propaganda, Part 2 & Part 3

14. World Health Organization (WHO) + Tedros & Part 2

15. Klaus Schwab & World Economic Forum (WEF) & Davos

16. Government, Part 2 & Part 3

17. COVID censorship & Part 2

18. COVID “science” & Science & Trust the Scientism

19. COVID/Vaccine resistance, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5

20. Conspiracy theory

21. COVID and the elite & Part 2

22. Australia (the prison continent) & Djokovic’s deportation

23. Spotify cancels Neil Young & Joni Mitchell cancels herself

24. COVID Biden/Brandon

25. Blackface Trudeau gets COVID, HATES honking, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5 (Gets COVID again)

26. Meet the (ex-) Health Minister of Belgium - Maggie de Block!

27. The Best Gavin Newsom is Missing Memes

28. Sandy aka AOC does Florida & then dates COVID

29. CNN Discovers Fat People are at Risk for COVID (Plus Brian Stelter Fat Memes)

30. COVID Christmas (music etc)

31. Best COVID satire videos of 2021

32. Satire videos, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (+Ho-mala Kamala and Sleepy Joe Biden), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10

33. Steve Inman Videos

34. Awaken With JP Videos, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4 (Quarantine/Lockdown/2020 Advice)

RUSSIAsteria Psyop

1. COVID goes missing, Ukraine biolabs, Putin (COVIDsteria slayer) & Part 4 (+biolabs)

2. Putin invades Ukraine (Feb 28), March 18, April Fools Day, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 (FU is the New FJB), Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11 & Part 12

3. Mass Formation Psychosis/Putin’s Fault

4. Ukraine hypocrisy, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (Russians “attack” everyone), Part 6 (+Media), Part 7 (NAZIs Gonna NAZI), Part 8, Part 9 (Media changes tune), Part 10 (Outsourcing WW3) & Part 11 (Brittney Griner)

5. Biden & Ukraine, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (Obama’s Last Tango), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 (Falls of His Bike) & Part 8

6. Biden-Zelensky-Ukraine corruption, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5

7. Inflation + high gas prices (Putin’s “fault”), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10 (40 Year High)

8. DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy

MONKEYsteria Psyop

1. Monkeypox memes, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4 ("Here We Come…” To a Gay Rave Near You!)

2. Bill Gates Monkeypox Memes

Random Great Reset Psyops or Noise

1. The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)

2. Best Let’s Go Brandon Videos (#letsgobrandonchallenge)

3. DefiantLs’ Twitter Ban

4. HOLLYWOODsteria: Best Oscar and Chris Rock Gets B*tch Slapped Memes

5. PIGEONgate: Best Biden Gets Sh*t on Memes

6. TWITTERsteria: Best Elon Musk Buys Twitter Hypocrisy Memes

7. Mark F*ckerberg (Zuckerberg) & Facebook

8. ROEvWADEsteria: Best "I Support the Current Thing" Crowd Forgets COVID & Ukraine for Abortion Memes, Best My Body My Choice Memes (Except When it Comes to Vaccines!) & American Corporations Gleefully Join Michael Bloomberg to Tell Employees, Just "Kill It!"

9. Everything You Need to Know About Dr. Oz Memes

10. Best Uvalde Police and Mass Shooting Memes (Offensive Humor Warning) & Part 2

11. ELITE WATCH: Best Nancy Pelosi's Drunk Driving Husband Memes (Plus Nephew Gavin Newsom has COVID)

12. PRIDEsteria: Best Pride Month Memes, Part 2 (Meeting & exceeding recruiting expectations), Part 3 (Chicken in Every Pot, a Drag Queen in Every School!), Part 4 (Giving Kids the Pride Spirit!) & Part 5 (The FINAL Day to Celebrate!)

13. Best Boris Johnson Memes (Putin Get's the Last Laugh!)

14. Best FBI Memes (Kick My Door In and Send Me to the Gulag!)

15. TACOsteria: Best Jill Biden Thinks Latinos are Breakfast Taco People Memes

16. BOOTYgate: Best AOC ("My Favorite Big Booty Latina") Lets the January 6th Cat Out of the Bag Memes

17. PEDOgate: Best Joe Biden as "Pedo Pete" (According to Hunter) Memes

NOTE: While we are bombarded with woke propaganda buried into every story line from Hollywood to fiction literature these days, there is hardly any NON-WOKE satire (beyond the Babylon Bee etc) and/or fictional/satirical writing along the lines of George Orwell, Ayn Rand and the like. And besides, publishers won’t touch such material these days - meaning there is little monetary incentive for such writing…

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