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COVIDsteria: Best Joni Mitchell (Who?) Joins Neal Young in Spotify Heaven Memes & Tweets

Joni Mitchell (who?), another aging rocker who nobody under 75 has heard of, joins Neal Young in Spotify heaven!

Citizen Satirist (CS)
Jan 30, 2022
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Joni Mitchell (who?), another aging rocker who nobody under 75 has heard of, joins Neal Young in Spotify heaven!

I have never heard of Peter Frampton either…

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Extra Bulla @ExtraBulla
Neil Young, Peter Frampton and Joni Mitchell discuss why they pulled their music from Spotify:
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3:47 PM ∙ Jan 29, 2022
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That’s gonna hurt!

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Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth
Wow... Neil Young and Joni Mitchell are protesting Joe Rogan... Gonna go through my grandfather's 8-tracks that nobody's touched in 40 years and try to figure out who's next.
1:41 PM ∙ Jan 29, 2022
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As with Neal Yong selling his music to outside investors, there is more to this story…

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No Vaccine Passports in Ireland or anywhere else! @VaccineIn
Let's talk Joni Mitchell. She made a huge deal with Reservoir media last year. They are owned by Golnar Khosrowshahi. Her brother is Behzad Khosrowshahi. He owns DRI Capital a 2 Billion dollar company which makes royalties on Biopharmaceutical products financialpost.com/entrepreneur/f…
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9:16 PM ∙ Jan 29, 2022
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[TRANSLATION: Neal Young and Joni Mitchell are going to help kill or limit the market for other artists to sell/monetize their music catalogues e.g. TOO MUCH RISK of the artist biting you in the you-know-what!]

What a Ven diagram is supposed to look like…

What a Ven diagram for a Joni Mitchell fans and Spotify users looks like…

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Those aging rockers…

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Classified @Classifried2_
Joni Mitchell announces she's pulling her 68 songs from Spotify
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12:20 AM ∙ Jan 30, 2022
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Wise words from Jack Posobiec…

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Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec
I think it’s hilarious all the leftists are pretending to suddenly be big Joni Mitchell and Neil Young fans just because they support compulsory medical mandates
6:16 PM ∙ Jan 29, 2022
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Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec
Meanwhile still on Spotify…
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9:10 PM ∙ Jan 29, 2022
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Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec
Joe Rogan is the media's new Trump
9:16 PM ∙ Jan 29, 2022
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The Streisand Effect…

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M.J. Avalon @NeoLibsAreCons
I wonder how many new listeners/viewers Joe Rogan gained in the last few days as a result of the "Streisand Effect". Thanks Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, et al for introducing more people to Rogan's show, where real dialog takes place. #ThankYouSpotify
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1:28 PM ∙ Jan 29, 2022
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Fox is the new Babylon Bee!

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Berta's World @robertalives
Joni Mitchell...😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣breathe😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 "Big-name artist"🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Fox is hilarious.
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5:32 PM ∙ Jan 29, 2022
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Spotify will miss you…

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Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets
If Neil Young and Joni Mitchell aren’t on Spotify then
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6:40 PM ∙ Jan 29, 2022
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Just a coincidence?

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TJDMCR - 716 OG @TJDMCR
The Joni Mitchell story in 2 photos.
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4:11 PM ∙ Jan 29, 2022
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She’s a REAL medical expert…

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PG Howie @pghowie3
Medical expert Joni Mitchell
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12:51 PM ∙ Jan 29, 2022
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You got that right…

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Mark Ashworth @marklarflash
Thank god Joni Mitchell got a headline in the 21st century.
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3:00 PM ∙ Jan 29, 2022

Oh nooooooooooooooo!

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Boo! @BoooTheBlackCat
Yoko Ono is threatening to have her music instead of Joni Mitchell's added to Spotify unless Joe Rogan is fired.
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6:15 AM ∙ Jan 29, 2022
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Look, another Justin Trudeau!

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Janae is the best in the world🙅🏾‍♀️-Not here @Unknown_Janae
I get that Joni Mitchell wants her songs to be removed. But did anyone forget that she literally did a Blackface and wished to be a black man 🤔. She never Apologized for it. Very embrassing
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3:31 PM ∙ Jan 29, 2022
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Podcast burnings are a thing…

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American_Patriot @DefiantResista1
@Neilyoung @jonimitchell @thedavidcrosby and friends attend a podcast burning in support of oppression and censorship because they do not like differing opinions.
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3:49 AM ∙ Jan 30, 2022

Don’t forget to check out ALL of “Best” meme posts covering various GREAT RESET psyops or themes [UPDATED APRIL 10, 2022]:

COVIDsteria Psyop

  1. Fauci, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4

  2. Bill Gates

  3. Masks, Mask zombies, Part 3 & Part 4

  4. Delta/Omicron (OmiCON) scariants & Part 2

  5. COVID logic (testing, cases and more), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 & Part 8

  6. Pfizer & Big Pharma

  7. Vaccine logic: What vax'd & unvax'd have in common etc); Vaccine logic from rats, sheep and more, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 & Part 9

  8. Vaccines (general)

  9. Vaccine boosters & Part 2

  10. Vaccine side effects

  11. Vaccine passports

  12. Lockdowns

  13. Media propaganda & Part 2

  14. Government & Part 2

  15. COVID censorship

  16. DefiantLs’ Twitter Ban

  17. COVID “science”

  18. COVID/Vaccine resistance, Part 2 & Part 3

  19. Conspiracy theory

  20. COVID and the elite

  21. Australia (the prison continent) & Djokovic’s deportation

  22. Spotify cancels Neil Young & Joni Mitchell cancels herself

  23. COVID Biden/Brandon

  24. Blackface Trudeau gets COVID, HATES honking, Part 3 & Part 4

  25. Meet the (ex-) Health Minister of Belgium - Maggie de Block!

  26. The Best Gavin Newsom is Missing Memes

  27. Sandy aka AOC does Florida & then dates COVID

  28. CNN Discovers Fat People are at Risk for COVID (Plus Brian Stelter Fat Memes)

  29. COVID Christmas (music etc)

  30. Best COVID satire videos of 2021

  31. Satire videos, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (+Ho-mala Kamala and Sleepy Joe Biden), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 & Part 9

  32. Steve Inman Videos

  33. Awaken With JP Videos, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4 (Quarantine/Lockdown/2020 Advice)

RUSSIAsteria Psyop

  1. COVID goes missing, Ukraine biolabs & Putin (COVIDsteria slayer)

  2. Putin invades the Ukraine (Feb 28), March 18, April Fools Day & Part 4

  3. Mass Formation Psychosis/Putin’s Fault

  4. Ukraine hypocrisy, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5 (Russians “attack” everyone)

  5. Biden & Ukraine, Part 2 & Part 3

  6. Zelensky-Ukraine corruption & Part 2

  7. High gas prices & Part 2

  8. DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy

Random Great Reset Psyops or Noise

  1. HOLLYWOODsteria: Best Oscar and Chris Rock Gets B*tch Slapped Memes

  2. COVID Break: The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)

  3. COVID Break: Best Let’s Go Brandon Videos (#letsgobrandonchallenge)

NOTE: While we are bombarded with woke propaganda buried into every story line from Hollywood to fiction literature these days, there is hardly any NON-WOKE satire (beyond the Babylon Bee etc) and/or fictional/satirical writing along the lines of George Orwell, Ayn Rand and the like. And besides, publishers won’t touch such material these days - meaning there is little monetary incentive for such writing…

Please feel free to support this endeavor any way you can with a small donation to keep me motivated and perhaps encourage others to do more non-woke fiction and satirical writing!

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Rob (c137)
Writes Robert's Occam's razor
Jan 30, 2022

Cool but Chavez was actually nothing like Joni. He was against the banks and corporate control of his country. Keep in mind when they call someone a dictator in the western media, they're really talking about themselves... As we are a corporate dictatorship

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Carel Reyneke
Writes Metanoia
Mar 3, 2022

:)

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