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COVID Satire/Memes/Jokes: Best Joni Mitchell (Who?) Joins Neal Young in Spotify Heaven Memes & Tweets

Joni Mitchell (who?), another aging rocker who nobody under 75 has heard of, joins Neal Young in Spotify heaven!

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I have never heard of Peter Frampton either…

Twitter avatar for @ExtraBullaExtra Bulla @ExtraBulla
Neil Young, Peter Frampton and Joni Mitchell discuss why they pulled their music from Spotify:
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January 29th 2022

15 Retweets42 Likes

That’s gonna hurt!

Twitter avatar for @TimRunsHisMouthTim Young @TimRunsHisMouth
Wow... Neil Young and Joni Mitchell are protesting Joe Rogan... Gonna go through my grandfather's 8-tracks that nobody's touched in 40 years and try to figure out who's next.

January 29th 2022

2,533 Retweets23,926 Likes

As with Neal Yong selling his music to outside investors, there is more to this story…

Twitter avatar for @VaccineInNo Vaccine Passports in Ireland or anywhere else! @VaccineIn
Let's talk Joni Mitchell. She made a huge deal with Reservoir media last year. They are owned by Golnar Khosrowshahi. Her brother is Behzad Khosrowshahi. He owns DRI Capital a 2 Billion dollar company which makes royalties on Biopharmaceutical products
financialpost.com/entrepreneur/f…
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January 29th 2022

23 Retweets32 Likes

[TRANSLATION: Neal Young and Joni Mitchell are going to help kill or limit the market for other artists to sell/monetize their music catalogues e.g. TOO MUCH RISK of the artist biting you in the you-know-what!]

What a Ven diagram is supposed to look like…

What a Ven diagram for a Joni Mitchell fans and Spotify users looks like…

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Those aging rockers…

Twitter avatar for @Classifried2_Classified @Classifried2_
Joni Mitchell announces she's pulling her 68 songs from Spotify
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January 30th 2022

2 Retweets18 Likes

Wise words from Jack Posobiec…

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Twitter avatar for @JackPosobiecJack Posobiec 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec
I think it’s hilarious all the leftists are pretending to suddenly be big Joni Mitchell and Neil Young fans just because they support compulsory medical mandates

January 29th 2022

1,739 Retweets12,150 Likes
Twitter avatar for @JackPosobiecJack Posobiec 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec
Meanwhile still on Spotify…
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January 29th 2022

148 Retweets891 Likes
Twitter avatar for @JackPosobiecJack Posobiec 🇺🇸 @JackPosobiec
Joe Rogan is the media's new Trump

January 29th 2022

2,957 Retweets27,155 Likes

The Streisand Effect…

Twitter avatar for @NeoLibsAreConsM.J. Avalon @NeoLibsAreCons
I wonder how many new listeners/viewers Joe Rogan gained in the last few days as a result of the "Streisand Effect". Thanks Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, et al for introducing more people to Rogan's show, where real dialog takes place. #ThankYouSpotify
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January 29th 2022

24 Retweets154 Likes

Fox is the new Babylon Bee!

Twitter avatar for @robertalivesBerta's World @robertalives
Joni Mitchell...😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣breathe😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 "Big-name artist"🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Fox is hilarious.
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January 29th 2022

8 Retweets44 Likes

Spotify will miss you…

Twitter avatar for @ohJuliatweetsJulia Claire @ohJuliatweets
If Neil Young and Joni Mitchell aren’t on Spotify then
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January 29th 2022

1 Retweet55 Likes

Just a coincidence?

Twitter avatar for @TJDMCRTJDMCR - 716 OG @TJDMCR
The Joni Mitchell story in 2 photos.
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January 29th 2022

1 Retweet11 Likes

She’s a REAL medical expert…

Twitter avatar for @pghowie3PG Howie @pghowie3
Medical expert Joni Mitchell
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January 29th 2022

6 Retweets41 Likes

You got that right…

Twitter avatar for @marklarflashMark Ashworth @marklarflash
Thank god Joni Mitchell got a headline in the 21st century.
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January 29th 2022

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Oh nooooooooooooooo!

Twitter avatar for @BoooTheBlackCatBoo! @BoooTheBlackCat
Yoko Ono is threatening to have her music instead of Joni Mitchell's added to Spotify unless Joe Rogan is fired.
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January 29th 2022

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Look, another Justin Trudeau!

Twitter avatar for @Unknown_JanaeJanae is the best in the world🙅🏾‍♀️-Not here @Unknown_Janae
I get that Joni Mitchell wants her songs to be removed. But did anyone forget that she literally did a Blackface and wished to be a black man 🤔. She never Apologized for it. Very embrassing
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January 29th 2022

2 Retweets6 Likes

Podcast burnings are a thing…

Twitter avatar for @DefiantResista1American_Patriot @DefiantResista1
@Neilyoung @jonimitchell @thedavidcrosby and friends attend a podcast burning in support of oppression and censorship because they do not like differing opinions.
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January 30th 2022


Don’t forget to check out ALL of “Best” meme posts covering various GREAT RESET psyops or themes [UPDATED APRIL 10, 2022]:

COVIDsteria Psyop

  1. Fauci, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4

  2. Bill Gates

  3. Masks, Mask zombies, Part 3 & Part 4

  4. Delta/Omicron (OmiCON) scariants & Part 2

  5. COVID logic (testing, cases and more), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 & Part 8

  6. Pfizer & Big Pharma

  7. Vaccine logic: What vax'd & unvax'd have in common etc); Vaccine logic from rats, sheep and more, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 & Part 9

  8. Vaccines (general)

  9. Vaccine boosters & Part 2

  10. Vaccine side effects

  11. Vaccine passports

  12. Lockdowns

  13. Media propaganda & Part 2

  14. Government & Part 2

  15. COVID censorship

  16. DefiantLs’ Twitter Ban

  17. COVID “science”

  18. COVID/Vaccine resistance, Part 2 & Part 3

  19. Conspiracy theory

  20. COVID and the elite

  21. Australia (the prison continent) & Djokovic’s deportation

  22. Spotify cancels Neil Young & Joni Mitchell cancels herself

  23. COVID Biden/Brandon

  24. Blackface Trudeau gets COVID, HATES honking, Part 3 & Part 4

  25. Meet the (ex-) Health Minister of Belgium - Maggie de Block!

  26. The Best Gavin Newsom is Missing Memes

  27. Sandy aka AOC does Florida & then dates COVID

  28. CNN Discovers Fat People are at Risk for COVID (Plus Brian Stelter Fat Memes)

  29. COVID Christmas (music etc)

  30. Best COVID satire videos of 2021

  31. Satire videos, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (+Ho-mala Kamala and Sleepy Joe Biden), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 & Part 9

  32. Steve Inman Videos

  33. Awaken With JP Videos, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4 (Quarantine/Lockdown/2020 Advice)

RUSSIAsteria Psyop

  1. COVID goes missing, Ukraine biolabs & Putin (COVIDsteria slayer)

  2. Putin invades the Ukraine (Feb 28), March 18, April Fools Day & Part 4

  3. Mass Formation Psychosis/Putin’s Fault

  4. Ukraine hypocrisy, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5 (Russians “attack” everyone)

  5. Biden & Ukraine, Part 2 & Part 3

  6. Zelensky-Ukraine corruption & Part 2

  7. High gas prices & Part 2

  8. DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy

Random Great Reset Psyops or Noise

  1. HOLLYWOODsteria: Best Oscar and Chris Rock Gets B*tch Slapped Memes

  2. COVID Break: The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)

  3. COVID Break: Best Let’s Go Brandon Videos (#letsgobrandonchallenge)

NOTE: While we are bombarded with woke propaganda buried into every story line from Hollywood to fiction literature these days, there is hardly any NON-WOKE satire (beyond the Babylon Bee etc) and/or fictional/satirical writing along the lines of George Orwell, Ayn Rand and the like. And besides, publishers won’t touch such material these days - meaning there is little monetary incentive for such writing…

Please feel free to support this endeavor any way you can with a small donation to keep me motivated and perhaps encourage others to do more non-woke fiction and satirical writing!

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Robert Rob
Writes Sane rants Jan 30

Cool but Chavez was actually nothing like Joni. He was against the banks and corporate control of his country. Keep in mind when they call someone a dictator in the western media, they're really talking about themselves... As we are a corporate dictatorship

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Carel Reyneke
Writes Metanoia Mar 3

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