WWIIIsteria: Nancy Pelosi Does Taiwan Memes (The Face That May Launch 1,000 Ships!)
America’s favorite stock-trading granny & Helen of Troy checks up on her chip investments (on taxpayer's dime), let's hope she doesn't embarrass us (or worst) and more Nancy Pelosi does Taiwan memes!
Move over Debbie and Dallas, America’s favorite stock-trading granny and wannabe Helen of Troy is doing Taiwan to check up on her chip investments (plus distract us from them) and maybe start a little World War III threesome action for the rest of us with the PRC and Taiwan!
Before we get to Nancy’s big adventure, have you seen that BIZZARE and apparently very recent video of her slurring her way through a press conference???
[In case Twitter removes the video, its also on Rumble at Pelosi struggles to form sentences in BIZARRE slurring speech AND the full version is at House Speaker Weekly Briefing | C-SPAN.org]
Aside from starting WWIII, let’s hope America’s favorite granny lays off the vodka and the wine [ELITE WATCH: Best Nancy Pelosi's Drunk Driving Husband Memes (Plus Nephew Gavin Newsom has COVID)] plus avoids all the duty-free liquor shops during her trip so she doesn’t embarrass us!
Of course, she could always hit the duty-free shops to stock up on $13 tubs of ice cream for her $25,000 refrigerator:
And let’s hope she wears a facemask during her trip - unlike when she got her private little blowjob done while the rest of plebes were locked down…:
So why is our wannabe Helen of Troy visiting Taiwan?
Poso has a good summary:
[Oh and btw, has anyone checked up on the latest investing and other activities of Cocaine Mitch and his wife who is a Taiwanese shipping tycoon’s daughter???]
Even the mainstream media is admitting this psyop has some sort of a backroom deal already in place:
Could part of the Biden Regime’s backroom deal be recognizing the South China Sea as being a Chinese lake?
Nancy also plans to stay awhile as there are 48 minibars to clean out…:
My take is a little different:
Aside from the failure to provoke the Russians into attacking NATO (who would get their asses kicked in a ground war with the Russians - this has got to be obvious by now to whoever is left at the Pentagon not still drunk on the RUSSIAsteria Kool-aide…), the Biden regime could be looking for action elsewhere before the midterms and before western economies start to collapse into a deep recession this winter.
At the same time, the XI Regime is also desperate for action or a BIG distraction as their real estate bubble is bursting and threatens to take down their banks which would cause massive unrest. Xi’s second term is also up or due to be “voted” on in (I believe…) November Politburo meetings BUT the 69-year-old plans on staying around for a third term…
HOWEVER, this may NOT be a ploy by the Biden regime to rally the country for a war over Taiwan ahead of the midterms. After all, Nancy Pelosi is so thoroughly hated by at least half the country that many would believe the Chinese are doing everyone a favor by shooting down her plane or imprisoning her...
And REMEMBER: Biden and much of his regime along with our media and corporate elites are all so thoroughly compromised and for all intents and purposes, they are agents of China’s CCP or on their payroll - as Poso notes:
I think there are two possibilities for the real purpose of Nancy Pelosi’s visit to Taiwan (besides checking up on her chip investments and distracting us from them):
Pelosi’s visit is a clever ploy or part of a Biden Regime deal with the CCP to let China further assert its control over Taiwan and/or the South China Sea. China could even invade some outlying islands during August to test their military and Taiwan’s (who can then buy more weapons from certain key political donors - someone check Nancy’s stock portfolio…). Depending on how easy or how well that goes (as nobody really knows the capabilities of the PLA in battle nor whether the Taiwanese actually want to fight to preserve their autonomy…), the brief window to cross the treacherous straits to invade the rest of Taiwan coincidently happens to be open during September or October ahead of the November midterms and CCP Politburo meetings.
Pelosi’s visit is a clever ploy by the Biden Regime to further weaken and divide our country. Again, at least half the country HATES Nancy Pelosi and would not support going to war with China over her adventures in Taiwan and her chip investments. The MAGA crowd can then be accused of being what our elites are - agents or enablers of China and its CCP or just plain unpatriotic - just like Trump and his supporters were accused of being agents of Russia and Putin lovers...
REMEMBER: The Left and our media and elites are MASTERS OF PROJECTION!
And no matter how badly a China-Taiwan war goes for the latter, our Regime-media-elites will still have the audacity to claim that IF Trump was in office, we would have had a nuclear war over Taiwan BUT thank god for Joe Biden keeping us all safe from a nuclear apocalypse!
Anyway, here’s the receipt for some of Nancy’s chip investments - not sure IF she or her hubby are shorting any chip stocks or Chinese ETFs:
Maybe Nancy should chip in on the costs of her adventure and the security for it (or at least help pay for the 48 minibars):
Here’s Trump’s take:
Nancy has been preparing for her trip for some time:
Nancy on her way to Taiwan:
And there is already footage of her arrival in Taipei:
Oh that is unfortunate:
Nevermind, she had a parachute…:
Here she is on the way to the duty-free shop to stock up on liquor and $13 dollar ice cream:
Does someone have a link to this or frequent flyer miles to donate to her?:
About those stock trades and Nancy as the world’s greatest stock trader:
The final word:
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