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RUSSIAsteria: Best Putin Invades the Ukraine Memes (Plus Lots of News the MSM Won't Tell You)

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RUSSIAsteria: Best Putin Invades the Ukraine Memes (Plus Lots of News the MSM Won't Tell You)

Putin's "toxic masculinity," Russian sanctions are working wonders, McDonald's twist on "go woke, go broke," Lithuania plays stupid games & wins stupid prizes & lots of news the MSM won't tell you!

Citizen Satirist (CS)
Jul 1, 2022
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Putin's "toxic masculinity," Russian sanctions are working wonders, McDonald's twist on "go woke, go broke," Lithuania plays stupid games & wins stupid prizes & lots of news the MSM won't tell you!

[U.K.'s Johnson says Ukraine war rooted in Putin's "toxic masculinity" and Putin fires back, says Western leaders would look "disgusting" shirtless]:

This is so reassuring…:

Predictions like this have sure aged well:

The MSM now:

Those Russian sanctions are sure working wonders:

[Putin’s stagflation revenge: Everyone said his war would destroy Russia’s economy but he’s killing America’s too]

[German Official Warns Of Gas Shortages, Bankruptcies, Massive Price Hikes That Will Send "Shockwaves Throughout The Country"]

Interesting predictions [Luongo: The G-7 Squawks But They've Already Lost The War Against Russia]

MSM word play:

Put a for sale sign next to everything in this list:

TRANSLATION: NATO weapons are sh*t:

And so are their users (NOTE: Ukraine has the biggest army in Europe and they are trained by NATO to use NATO weapons):

Non-MSM has found where some of the US aide has ended up:

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#ukraine #corruption 🇨🇭💰Zelensky's Team is buying up expensive real estate in Switzerland with #Ukraine-aid While sponsoring countries go bankrupt In Switzerland the local land registry is public domain 3 properties bought by Zelenskyy Ukraine leadership total $ 27 million
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Russian salad trolls NATO:

This is a fascinating must read analysis as to why the Russians don’t have complete “air superiority:”

And regarding Ukraine’s Snake Island “victory:”

Much earlier than 2014:

Biden confirms it:

More Biden doubletalk:

Are you ready to pay through the nose to support the “liberal world order?” [Video: https://t.me/intelslava/32327]

Waiting for winter:

By winter, you can add Odessa and Kharkov to this list:

Meanwhile, the Poles got plans:

See: RUSSIAsteria: Best Ukraine Hypocrisy Memes (Outsourcing WW3 to Lithuania!)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes:

(Video link: https://t.me/intelslava/32002)

[Russia's rebranded McDonald's sells 120,000 burgers on its opening day - more than it ever sold before the US chain withdrew from the country due to Ukraine war]

A twist on “go woke, go broke” - McDonald’s just gave up a SWEETHEART deal (See: McDonald’s $42B real estate empire, explained)

Good riddance to bad overpriced coffee!:

The MSM will never tell you this about the eastern and southern parts of the Ukraine (Video link: https://t.me/intelslava/31968):


Click here for a growing list of links to alternative COVIDsteria or RUSSIAsteria news/resources.

Don’t forget to check out ALL of “Best” meme posts covering various GREAT RESET psyops or themes [UPDATED JUNE 30, 2022]:

COVIDsteria Psyop

  1. Fauci, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5 (Has Covid)

  2. Bill Gates & Part 2 (He has the COVID)

  3. Masks, Mask zombies, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (Mandate ends) & Part 6

  4. Delta/Omicron (OmiCON) scariants & Part 2

  5. COVID logic (testing, cases and more), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10

  6. Pfizer & Big Pharma

  7. Vaccine logic: What vax'd & unvax'd have in common etc); Vaccine logic from rats, sheep and more, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10 (Guess who’s 3 shots were more effective?)

  8. Vaccines (general)

  9. Vaccine boosters & Part 2

  10. Vaccine side effects & Part 2 (Justin Bieber)

  11. Vaccine passports

  12. Lockdowns

  13. Media propaganda, Part 2 & Part 3

  14. World Health Organization (WHO) + Tedros & Part 2

  15. Klaus Schwab & World Economic Forum (WEF) & Davos

  16. Government & Part 2

  17. COVID censorship & Part 2

  18. COVID “science” & Science & Trust the Scientism

  19. COVID/Vaccine resistance, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5

  20. Conspiracy theory

  21. COVID and the elite & Part 2

  22. Australia (the prison continent) & Djokovic’s deportation

  23. Spotify cancels Neil Young & Joni Mitchell cancels herself

  24. COVID Biden/Brandon

  25. Blackface Trudeau gets COVID, HATES honking, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5 (Gets COVID again)

  26. Meet the (ex-) Health Minister of Belgium - Maggie de Block!

  27. The Best Gavin Newsom is Missing Memes

  28. Sandy aka AOC does Florida & then dates COVID

  29. CNN Discovers Fat People are at Risk for COVID (Plus Brian Stelter Fat Memes)

  30. COVID Christmas (music etc)

  31. Best COVID satire videos of 2021

  32. Satire videos, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (+Ho-mala Kamala and Sleepy Joe Biden), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10

  33. Steve Inman Videos

  34. Awaken With JP Videos, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4 (Quarantine/Lockdown/2020 Advice)

RUSSIAsteria Psyop

  1. COVID goes missing, Ukraine biolabs, Putin (COVIDsteria slayer) & Part 4 (+biolabs)

  2. Putin invades Ukraine (Feb 28), March 18, April Fools Day, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 (FU is the New FJB), Part 7, Part 8, Part 9 & Part 10

  3. Mass Formation Psychosis/Putin’s Fault

  4. Ukraine hypocrisy, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (Russians “attack” everyone), Part 6 (+Media), Part 7 (NAZIs Gonna NAZI), Part 8, Part 9 (Media changes tune) & Part 10 (Outsourcing WW3)

  5. Biden & Ukraine, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (Obama’s Last Tango), Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 (Falls of His Bike) & Part 8

  6. Biden-Zelensky-Ukraine corruption, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 & Part 5

  7. Inflation + high gas prices (Putin’s “fault”), Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7 & Part 8

  8. DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy

MONKEYsteria Psyop

  1. Monkeypox memes, Part 2 & Part 3

  2. Bill Gates Monkeypox Memes

Random Great Reset Psyops or Noise

  1. The Best Fed Memes from the "Justice for J6" Rally (How to Spot a Fed)

  2. Best Let’s Go Brandon Videos (#letsgobrandonchallenge)

  3. DefiantLs’ Twitter Ban

  4. HOLLYWOODsteria: Best Oscar and Chris Rock Gets B*tch Slapped Memes

  5. PIGEONgate: Best Biden Gets Sh*t on Memes

  6. TWITTERsteria: Best Elon Musk Buys Twitter Hypocrisy Memes

  7. Mark F*ckerberg (Zuckerberg) & Facebook

  8. ROEvWADEsteria: Best "I Support the Current Thing" Crowd Forgets COVID & Ukraine for Abortion Memes & Best My Body My Choice Memes (Except When it Comes to Vaccines!)

  9. Everything You Need to Know About Dr. Oz Memes

  10. Best Uvalde Police and Mass Shooting Memes (Offensive Humor Warning) & Part 2

  11. ELITE WATCH: Best Nancy Pelosi's Drunk Driving Husband Memes (Plus Nephew Gavin Newsom has COVID)

  12. PRIDEsteria: Best Pride Month Memes, Part 2 (Meeting & exceeding recruiting expectations), Part 3 (Chicken in Every Pot, a Drag Queen in Every School!), Part 4 (Giving Kids the Pride Spirit!) & Part 5 (The FINAL Day to Celebrate!)

NOTE: While we are bombarded with woke propaganda buried into every storyline from Hollywood to fiction literature these days, there is hardly any NON-WOKE satire (beyond the Babylon Bee etc) and/or fictional/satirical writing along the lines of George Orwell, Ayn Rand and the like. And besides, publishers won’t touch such material these days - meaning there is little monetary incentive for such writing…

Please feel free to support this endeavour any way you can with a small donation to keep me motivated and perhaps encourage others to do more non-woke fiction and satirical writing!

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