RUSSOphobia: Top 10 Ways to Stick it to Putin (Happy Ukraine Independence Day!)
Use Ukraine symbols, cancel Tchaikovsky + Dostoevsky, stop showering + eating, turn off your A/C + heat, dump your fridge, walk and more ways to stick it to Vlad on Ukraine Independence Day!
August 24th is Ukraine Independence Day. I am sure many of my readers are wondering what more can they do as western serfs useless eaters citizens to stick it to Putin and the Russians in order to celebrate this special day. That’s why I have compiled this top 10 ways to stick it to Putin post.
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Slava Ukraini!!!
10) Change your social media profile pics to and/or wear important Ukrainian symbols
What better way to show your support for Ukraine than by changing your social media profile pics or start wearing important Ukrainian symbols?
Whoops! Maybe not those Ukrainian symbols as they might confuse the social media censors into thinking you are a “white nationalist” and get you cancelled plus visited by the FBI!
Let’s try this again with something safer:
So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!
9) Help or demand that history be rewritten to cancel Russians from it
In light of the previous problematic Ukrainian symbols and the fact that the definitions for gender, women, vaccines and recession have all been re-written, it looks like we need to rewrite or edit some Ukraine history starting with a few Wikipedia pages like this one:
At the same time, the Poles and one of the Baltic chihuahuas appear to be at the forefront of rewriting and cancelling Russians from history:
So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!
8) Cancel Tchaikovsky and Fyodor Dostoevsky
What better way to show solidarity with Ukraine than to cancel the work of a Russian composer like Tchaikovsky?
Whoops! Looks like Tchaikovsky actually had significant Ukrainian, Cossack, French and German ancestry!
And he was LGBTQ!!!
But he was still part Russian and was born in the Russian Empire - meaning he needs to be cancelled!
The same goes for Fyodor Dostoevsky, who, despite being one of the greatest novelists of all times, was still a Russian. So he also needs to be cancelled!
Whoops! Looks like Dostoevsky was also a Russian dissident sentenced to death by Russia’s Tsar at the time and then exiled to Siberia!
On the other hand, its going to be a cold winter in the EU and especially in Germany which has a book burning tradition…
And Dostoevsky was still a Russian…
Therefore, burning a few of his books to keep warm this winter will be perfectly acceptable depending on the size of the book and its carbon emissions!
So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!
7) Take cold showers or better yet, stop showering altogether!
Margrethe Vestager, Danish politician and vice-president of the EU Commission, says taking shorter or colder showers will punish Putin:
Whoops, maybe not!
Given that Vlad seems to like his water coldddddd, why not just stop taking showers at all? The Prime Minister of the federal state of Baden-Württemberg in Germany, Winfried Kretschmann, has even suggested citizens wipe themselves with a damp cloth instead of showering as a way to punish Putin:
But why not take things a little further to REALLY stick it to Putin?
As with masks providing a visual cue for who believes in science, not bothering to even wipe yourself down with a damp cloth means everyone will be able to smell who is and who isn’t a Putin hater!
Even better, Russians will NOT want to visit the West and/or be around smelly stinky westerners!
So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!
6) Turn off your A/C and heat
What better way is there to stick it to Putin than by turning off your air conditioning for the remainder of summer?
Very easy: You can stick it to Putin even further by turning off your heat this winter! After all and if you are German, its not like you will be able to afford to have heating this winter:
So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!
5) Buy an EV or use public transportation, bike or walk
Paying through the nose for gas and food to stick it to Putin should be viewed as a privilege:
But you can stick it to Putin even more by buying a $60k+ EV:
Better yet, why not give up your personal vehicle altogether in favor of public transportation, biking or walking like Poland is telling its citizens to do?
After all, when you own nothing, you will be happy!!!
So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!
4) Give up meat or just stop eating altogether
Its not just Bill Gates and his WEF buddies who wants you to stop eating meat and to eat zee bugs to save zee planet as this German minister says it with help stick it to Putin:
Better yet and if you really want to stick it to Putin, why not stop eating altogether? If you are European, its not like there’s going to be much food to eat this winter thanks to the sanctions on Russian-Belarussian fertilizer and grain…
And if you are American, you probably have enough fat reserves to last you through the winter and well into spring…
And beside, why wait until the Dutch government shuts down all of the country’s farms and the cannibalism begins?
Just stop eating now and you can really stick it to Putin!
So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!
3) Dump your fridge
Are you aware that your old fridge is a friend of Vlad’s?
That’s right, your old fridge cosyyyy with Vlad! They may even be chilling out and having a beer together when you are not at home! (Although I don’t believe Vlad drinks alcohol and if he did, it would probably be Vodka…).
That’s why you need to get rid of your old fridge…
Better yet and if you are European, just dump your fridge ALTOGETHER. After all and thanks to not having Russian gas, its going to be so coldddddd in your kitchen this winter, you won’t need a fridge to preserve food - assuming you have ANY FOOD AT ALL TO EAT THIS WINTER! Remember: If you eat zee bugs, you won’t need zee fridge!
And even if you have a fridge, solar panels and windmills will not be able to produce enough electricity for you to run it!
In other words, just dump the fridge along with all of your other electric appliances!
So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!
2) Ban Russians or refuse to have them as your customers
Its a privilege to visit Europe to endure enjoy their overpriced hospitality and rude service:
Its also a privilege to allow the Russians to use SWIFT so they can have the privilege of being able to use their own money to buy whatever shoddy or overpriced western products you might be hawking:
And its a privilege to allow Russians to give you their money to buy or use your services:
Meaning if you have a business or offer a service, you should ban Russians from having the privilege of being your customers and giving you their money…
That will teach them NOT to support Putin!
So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!
1) Keep voting for the same Western politicians
IF you want to really really really show your support and solidarity for Ukraine, the #1 way to do so is to simply keep voting for the same stupid corrupt western politicians who keep shovelling laundering giving our taxpayer dollars to Kiev:
As whatever money that does not end up being laundered abroad or back to the West will be used to buy weapons to help Ukraine fight the Russians to the LAST UKRAINIAN!
So take that Vlad and Slava Ukraini!!!
HAPPY UKRAINE INDEPENDENCE DAY WESTERN SERFS!!!
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Didn't know Zelenski had such nice tits. Good post ✓