HEALTH ALERT: Top Ten Ways to Protect Yourself From Monkeypox

Don't spank other men's monkeys, abstain from grooming kids, know your risk, wear protection, get tested & vaccinated, always trust experts & media, and other ways to protect yourself from Monkeypox!

Now that the trusted experts at the WHO have declared Monkeypox to be a global pandemic, I am deeply concerned about the health and safety of all my paid subscribers. Although I am not a big pharma salesman doctor (and neither is Bill Gates), I have put together this helpful list of the top ten ways to protect yourself from Monkeypox. Please do yourself, your family, and friends a BIG favour by sharing this post far and wide via email or on social media so we can help keep everyone safe...

And remember, as with forest fires, only you can prevent Monkeypox! Now for the top ten ways to protect yourself from Monkeypox:

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10) Know your risk for Monkeypox…

9) Stay away from monkeys as well as the Monkees. And no matter how cute or friendly they might be, abstain from sex engaging in any hands-on activity with them…

8) Abstain from spanking your monkey or at least from spanking another guy’s monkey if your hand, or the other guy’s hand, looks like this…

7) If you are in a high-risk group for Monkeypox, please abstain from grooming hanging out with kids for awhile. This will lead to awkward questions and wild speculation from the usual suspects…

6) Get tested for Monkeypox regularly…

5) Get vaccinated for Monkeypox… There are no excuses as the Monkeypox vaccine and treatments have been conveniently waiting for you to get injected with them for some time…

4) Always wear and use protection…

3) Avoid large gatherings like raves or orgies…

2) If you do attend a large gathering such as an orgy, do not have sex with 15-20 different men who have not been vaccinated for Monkeypox. This will increase your risk for contracting an STD Monkeypox exponentially. To be extra safe, check all orgy participants’ Grindr Tinder social media profiles for the Monkeypox vaccine seal of approval before engaging in any sexual hands-on activities…

1) Always listen to and trust the experts and the media… You know, the very same people whose trusted and timely advice got us safely through the COVID pandemic…

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