GUN CONTROLsteria: Best Uvalde Police and Mass Shooting Memes (Offensive Humor Warning)

Blue lives scatter, let the shooter run out of bullets, even Kyle Rittenhouse would not have waited an hour, Barney Fife would have done something and other memes that may offend you....

May 29

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WARNING: Some readers will no doubt find these memes and their dark humor offensive BUT before you unsubscribe (or post nasty comments), consider the fact there are only two possibilities for why these mass shooting incidents KEEP HAPPENING. And both are plausible explanations:

The Cops (aka the local “donut eaters”), DAs and Feds (aka the government) are utterly incompetent, no longer have any balls and only care about collecting their FAT pensions…
The government (aka the Feds) want mass shootings to occur. So they either sit on their hands OR they actively identify and “groom” the nut jobs who do them in order to take away more of our freedoms and rights…

#1 being a fact speaks for itself as the nut jobs ALWAYS seem to have records and are KNOWN by local donut eaters, DAs or the Feds. As for #2, this is not conspiracy theory as the Feds have a long history of doing this. For example:

“COINTELPRO (syllabic abbreviation derived from Counter Intelligence Program) (1956–1971) was a series of covert and illegal projects conducted by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) aimed at surveilling, infiltrating, discrediting, and disrupting domestic American political organizations….”
Malcolm X family says letter shows NYPD and FBI conspired in his murder - “Ex-undercover officer claims in posthumous letter he was pressured to lure activist’s security men into committing crimes.”
The Assassination of Malcolm X - The Role of the FBI and NYPD Remains Unclear - “There were no less than nine undercover FBI informants in the Audubon Ballroom at the time who provided reports describing the shooter with a sawed-off shotgun credited with being the murder weapon. The burly, dark-skinned man they described didn't come close to the light-skinned, thin man charged with carrying the gun that never was found.”
FBI Refuses To Say How Many Informants Were Involved In Jan. 6 Violence
The Whitmer Kidnapping Case Reveals The FBI’s New Counterterrorism Target Is You - “Of 14 people indicted, five (or more) were working as informants for the FBI. As Revolver has noted, the five people who seem to be the FBI informants were also the people who seemed to have all the kidnapping ideas and access to all the equipment needed for a paramilitary assault on Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s vacation home. At one point, the leadership of the conspiracy met, and three of the five people in that discussion were FBI.”
Buffalo shooting: Retired federal agent may have had advanced notice about shooter’s plans, report says - “Federal officials investigating the deadly Buffalo grocery store shooting are trying to find out if a retired federal agent from Texas, who reportedly talked to the alleged shooter online frequently, was one of a handful of people who knew about the shooting about 30 minutes before the attack was carried out.”

Keep my points #1 and #2 in mind when you look at the following memes that might offend… FOR PART 2: GUN CONTROLsteria: More Uvalde Police and Mass Shooting Memes (Offensive Humor Warning)

ONE HOUR and SEVENTEEN MINUTES according to their LATEST STORY - so this pretty much sums up their plan:

Got bottled water?

Got donuts?

Sums up the situation:

When someone is violating weed or COVID rules:

Look, he is NOT wearing a mask or social distancing!!!:

Parents get the George Floyd treatment:

FACTCHECK: They apparently tassed at-least one parent:

Stop giving them ideas!:

You got that right:

Again, even Barney would have done SOMETHING:

And let’s not forget about Kyle:

Priorities are priorities:

At least this time they did not bring in tanks and burn the school down to “rescue” the children:

I have to wonder if 9/11 were to happen today, would cops and firefighters still rush in?

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