WOKEsteria: Best Woke Corporations Memes (Planet Fitness + Tyson Foods!)

Planet Fitness (free exposure to male genitalia + possible assault), McDonald's (bad unhealthy food), Chipotle (Fake Mexican food w/ a side of food poisoning) & more woke corporations memes!

It seems like every week a new woke corporation steps into it with Planet Fitness and Tyson Foods being the latest:

Planet Fitness defends banning customer who reported 'man in women's locker room'

Planet Fitness Revokes Woman's Membership After She Complained About Transgender Person

Instead of the usual boycotts and membership cancellations, what needs to happen is a bunch of male members need to start using the women’s changing rooms and just say they are transgender…

And women members should encourage their male friends to do so OR bring their male friends with them into the changing rooms… That would put Planet Fitness and their woke policies into a real pickle…

And I think during the latter days of the Roman Empire, men and women bathed together in the communal baths… With the US empire rapidly imploding, we might as well do the same…

Then there is this:

Meanwhile, there is more to the Tyson Foods story: They will fire their existing illegal or legal immigrant employees plus those employees with refugee status (often from Afghanistan, Myanmar etc) in order to replace them with more recent illegal immigrant arrivals who will obviously work for even less…:

The fired employee in the interview is a legal immigrant from El Salvador:

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Depending on where you live, there are plenty of alternatives to Planet Germs Fitness (just work out at home with a few weights and an exercise mat…) and supermarket Tyson Foods e.g. Gold Goats 'n Guns’ Tom Luongo has repeatedly mentioned in his podcasts that a local butcher shop has opened where he lives in Florida and that’s who he gives his meat business to…

And now for some woke corporation memes…

Includes free exposure to male genitalia and a possible assault:

'Give Planet Fitness The Bud Light Treatment' — Calls Grow To Boycott Gym After String Of Sexual Abuse From Men In Women's Bathrooms

Planet Fitness sees $400MILLION wiped off its value in just five days after banning member who exposed 'trans woman' shaving in the female locker rooms

Chicken full of hormones and god knows what else:

Bad unhealthy “food…:”

Can You Spot The Difference?

Fake Mexican food with a side of food poisoning:

Bad overpriced coffee:

🫣🫣🫣:

Fighting back:

With billions lost, investors start suing woke companies for their DEI and ESG programs

Texas yanks $8.5B from Larry Fink’s BlackRock in ‘massive blow against the scam of ESG’

The final word:

* Tags updated as of February 15, 2024.

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