WOKEsteria: Best Woke Allstate Memes

They send your jobs to India, deny your claims & their CEO blames you for terrorism. Allstate agents looking at their CEO now, you're not in good hands (you are screwed) and more woke Allstate memes!

Woke Allstate’s woke CEO decided to really step in it last week:

Allstate Tries To Scrub Disgusting Video, But Customers Are Already Fleeing | OutKick

Here's the good news: the apparently very woke interns who run the Allstate marketing team have made the smart choice of deleting what might be the dumbest, most tone-deaf video on the planet.

For those who missed it, Allstate's CEO hopped on the TV during last night's Sugar Bowl and pumped out 30 seconds of hogwash about how we all need to come together and stop being so divisive in the wake of Wednesday's terrorist attack in New Orleans.

That's right. Apparently, in the eyes of Allstate, us ISIS and non-ISIS folks need to figure out a path forward. It's on us. Not them. Not ISIS. Us. It's our fault that some maniac got turned by the lunatics in the east and decided to murder dozens of Americans in cold blood.

Sorry.

Like I said, the good news is … Allstate deleted the tweet that included the video. The bad news, though? It's 2025, the internet isn't dumb, everyone was watching the game yesterday, and Americans have already begun canceling their policies.

And now for some woke Allstate memes…

Woke CEO…:

Allstate CEO Explains If Americans Were Nicer, Islamists Wouldn't Have To Murder Them | Babylon Bee

More beating up on white men:

Of course they celebrate it…:

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The final word(s):

* Tags updated as of October 14, 2024.

BIDENsteria

• Biden Corruption Memes, Biden Documents Memes, Biden Falling Off His Bike Memes, Biden Ice Cream Memes, Biden PIGEONgate Memes, Dark Brandon Memes, Jill Biden Memes, Joe Biden Memes, Hunter Biden Memes, Let’s Go Brandon Memes & Pedo Pete Memes

BIG PHARMA, HEALTH CARE & SCIENTICISM

• Big Pharma Memes, Euthanasia Memes, Fake Science Memes, Fat + Body Positivity Memes, Health Alert Memes, Health Care Memes, Moderna Memes, Pfizer Memes & Science Memes

BIG TECH, CENSORSHIP & SOCIAL MEDIA

• Bill Gates Memes, Censorship Memes, Elon Musk Memes, Facebook Memes, Mark Zuckerberg Memes & Twitter Memes

CHINAsteria

• China Memes, Chinese Spy Balloon Memes, COVID Lab Leak Memes & Taiwan Memes

COVIDsteria Psyop

• Bird Flu Memes, COVID Amnesty Memes, COVID Hypocrisy Memes, COVID Lab Leak Memes, COVID Lockdown Memes, COVID Mask Memes, COVID Memes, COVID Propaganda Memes, COVID Satire Videos, COVID Science Memes, COVID Variant Memes, Fauci Memes, Public Health Memes, Tedros Memes & WHO Memes

EDUCATIONsteria

• Education Memes, Public School Memes, Student Loan Forgiveness Memes & Woke University Memes

ELECTIONsteria & POLITICALsteria

• Abortion Memes, AOC Memes, Boris Johnson Memes, Chris Christie Memes, Chuck Schumer Memes, Citizens for Sanity Memes, Dianne Feinstein Memes, Donald Trump Memes, Dr. Oz Memes, Election Fraud Memes, Election Memes, Gavin Newsom Memes, GOP Memes, Government Memes, Illegal Immigration Memes, Kamala Harris Memes, King Charles Memes, Libertarian Memes (Argentina + Milei), Liz Cheney Memes, Liz Truss Memes, Michelle Obama Memes, Mitch McConnell Memes, Nancy Pelosi Memes, Nimarata "Nikki Haley" Randhawa Memes, Obama Memes, Paul Pelosi Memes, Political Memes, PayPal Memes, Project Veritas Memes, Queen Elizabeth Memes, RFK Jr. Memes, Roe v Wade Memes, Ron DeSantis Memes, Social Credit Score Memes, Speaker Kevin McCarthy Memes, Speaker Mike Johnson Memes, Student Loan Forgiveness Memes, Tim Walz Memes & Trudeau Memes

FBI & FEDs

• Durham Report Memes, False Flag Memes, FBI Hypocrisy Memes, FBI Memes, FED Memes, FEMA Memes, IRS Memes, January 6th Memes, Mar-A-Lago Raid Memes, Patriot Front Memes, Trump Arrest Memes & Woke Secret Service Memes

GLOBAL WARMINGsteria

• Dutch Farmer Memes, Earth Day Memes, Electric Vehicle (EV) Memes, Fake Food Memes, Fake Meat Memes, Gas Stove Ban Memes, Global Warming Memes, GMO Memes, Greta Thunberg Memes & Ohio Train Derailment Memes

GREAT RESET & WEF

• Davos Memes, Great Reset Humor, Great Reset Jokes, Great Reset Memes,

  Great Reset Satire Videos, Klaus Schwab Memes & WEF Memes

GREAT RESET RESISTANCE

• Canadian Trucker Memes, Conspiracy Theory Memes, Dutch Farmer Memes, Great Reset Resistance Memes, Great Reset Resistance Quotes, Memer Memes, Memes & Online Resistance Memes

GUN CONTROL

• Crime Memes, Gun Control Memes, Mass Shooting Memes, Police Memes, Retail Theft Memes & Uvalde Memes

HOLIDAYsteria

• Christmas Memes, Columbus Day Memes, Halloween Memes, Holiday Memes, July 4th Memes, Memorial Day Memes, Thanksgiving Memes & Valentine's Day Memes

IllEGAL IMMIGRATION

• Illegal Immigration Memes & Martha's Vineyard Memes

MEDIAsteria

• Brian Stelter Memes, CNN Memes, Fox News Memes, Joe Rogan Memes, Media Memes, NPR Memes, PBS Memes, Taylor Lorenz Memes, Tucker Carlson Memes & Washington Post Memes

MONKEYsteria Psyop

• Monkeypox Memes

PRIDEsteria & PEDOsteria

• Balenciaga Memes, Bud Light Memes, Dalai Lama Memes, Gender Memes, Groomer Memes, Jeffrey Epstein Memes, Monkeypox Memes, Pedo Pete Memes, Pride Month Memes, Sam Brinton Memes, Transgender Memes & Transwomen in Women's Sports Memes

RACEsteria

• Affirmative Action Memes, Black History Month Memes, Haiti Memes, Race Memes, Reparations Memes & Scott Adams Memes

RANDOM PSYOPs or NOISE

• Australia Memes, British Memes, California Memes, Canada Memes, Europe or EU Memes, Feminism Memes, France Memes, Germany Memes, Miscellaneous Memes, San Francisco Memes, Sports Memes, Taylor Swift Memes & UFO Memes

RECESSION & INFLATION

• Baby Formula Shortage Memes, Bank Collapse Memes, Bidenomics Memes, Digital Currency Memes, Egg Shortage Memes, High Gas Price Memes, Housing Bubble Memes, Inflation Memes, Inflation Reduction Act Memes, Jim Cramer Memes & Recession Memes

RUSSOphobia & RUSSIAsteria + WW3steria

• Brittney Griner Memes, FTX Memes, General Milley Memes, Middle East War Memes, Nord Stream Memes, Putin Memes, Russia Invades Ukraine Memes, Russia Memes, Ukraine Biolab Memes, Ukraine Corruption Memes, Ukraine Hypocrisy Memes, Ukraine Nazi Memes, WW3 Memes & Zelensky Memes

VACCINEs

• Damar Hamlin Memes, Died Suddenly Memes, Moderna Memes, Novak Djokovic Memes, Pfizer Memes, Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Memes, Vaccine Booster Memes, Vaccine Hesitancy Memes, Vaccine Karma Memes, Vaccine Memes, Vaccine Passport Memes & Vaccine Side Effect Memes

VIDEOs

• Alex Stein Videos, Awaken With JP Videos, Satire Videos & Steve Inman Videos

WOKE CORPORATIONs & ORGANIZATIONs

• Balenciaga Memes, DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy Memes, Big Tech Memes, Bud Light Memes, Hollywood Memes, Miller Light Memes, Netflix Memes, Super Bowl Memes, Woke Boeing, Woke Corporations, Woke Disney Memes, Woke Military Memes & Woke Target Memes

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