WWIIIsteria: Nancy Pelosi Does Taiwan Memes (She Likes Gasolina while China Huffs and Puffs!)

She likes gasolina, China huffs & puffs, gives redlines & more redlines, China's final warning, aPAULing behavior by Paul Pelosi & more Nancy Pelosi does Taiwan memes as we impatiently wait for WWIII!

Aug 3

America’s favorite grandma Nancy Pelosi arrived late last night in Taiwan for the next leg of her BIG Asia ~~distraction~~ adventure (see: WWIIIsteria: Nancy Pelosi Does Taiwan Memes (The Face That May Launch 1,000 Ships!)) just as I have that song “Gasolina” playing in my head:

Why is the song “Gasolina” playing in my head? Here are some of the lyrics in Spanish:

¡Duro! Todos los weekend'es ella sale a vacilar
¡Duro! Mi gata no para 'e janguear, porque

A ella le gusta la gasolina (Dame más gasolina)
Cómo le encanta la gasolina (Dame más gasolina)
A ella le gusta la gasolina (Dame más gasolina)
Cómo le encanta la gasolina (Dame más gasolina)
Ella prende las turbinas, no discrimina
No se pierde ni un party de marquesina

And here is the translation of what those lyrics mean for our ~~non-Latino~~ “LatinX” friends and readers:

Yankee talks about a woman who likes to have fun [THINK VODKA]. He also mentions that she is a girl that is always hanging out with friends [THINK DONOR PARTIES AT FANCY NAPA WINERIES]. The term “janguear” comes from the English phrase “to hang out” or “hanging out”.
“She likes gasoline” is a well known Puerto Rican expression that means “she likes to go out and have a good time” [THINK TOO MUCH VODKA BEFORE A PRESS CONFERENCE]. Daddy Yankee is talking about girls that like to dance, go to parties, and enjoy nightlife.
Continuing with the theme of machines, Daddy Yankee mentions that “she turns on the turbines” [THINK GREEN ENERGY SUBSIDIES FOR FATCAT DONORS] to say that the girl is ready to have fun and that regardless of the place or the size of the party, she will still have a good time.

Does that sound like [the vodka-swilling Party leader] Nancy Pelosi to you or maybe her equally tipsy husband??? [See: ELITE WATCH: Best Nancy Pelosi's Drunk Driving Husband Memes (Plus Nephew Gavin Newsom has COVID)]

Speaking of Paul Pelosi, while you were distracted by Nancy’s BIG adventure in Taiwan… and her chip stock insider trading… and the fact that she was recently slurring incoherently again at a press conference… and the private blow job she got during the lockdowns… and her $13 cartons of ice creams that she keeps in her $25k refrigerator… more details have come to light about the recent “incident” involving him:

Paul Pelosi allegedly slurred speech, had drug in system and handed over police privilege card during DUI bust

Oh, and coincidentally, on the night before the trial hearing, a new presiding judge (who, coincidentally, happens to be a registered Democrat) was installed. This judge, coincidentally, has no experience doing criminal cases - except for the fact that she, coincidentally, previously worked for the Napa DA's office and the current assistant DA (who, coincidentally, donated to the judge’s political campaign as I guess she is an elected judge…) will, coincidentally, be prosecuting the case along with the current DA who also, coincidentally, has been appointed to a special board by Governor Gavin Newsom who, coincidentally, happens to be Nancy Pelosi’s nephew…

No wonder Nancy is, coincidentally, taking a little vacation in Asia and maybe trying to start some WWIII threesome action with China and Taiwan!!!

Anyway and moving on to the memes and as we impatiently wait for the WWIII psyop to begin:

Pour on the gasolina baby!:

Got matches with that gasolina?:

Not so fast as Poso may have it right:

[Video link: https://t.me/intelslava/34650]

Nancy and Xi - A love story:

Ohhh…:

Waiting…:

Have we received yet another, “China’s final warning???”

As they have a red line:

China will huff and puff and blowwwwwwwww Taiwan down!

As drastic measures are coming:

Wait, this is supposed to hurt us??? I would like to thank Xi for doing something the GOP in Congress would NEVER do: Save American taxpayers some money as you know they were probably going to be getting subsidies!:

And so much for that other plan:

But I am still getting impatient and bored waiting for some WWIII threesome action:

Boringggggggggg:

Unfortunately, the missile was made in China with pirated software (Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China's Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile):

Men need to support this equality:

Its called a double standard:

Some history and I am not going to “factcheck” this:

A FINAL WORD - And the winner of this latest psyop is……:

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