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WWIIIsteria: Nancy Pelosi Does Taiwan Memes (She Likes Gasolina while China Huffs and Puffs!)

She likes gasolina, China huffs & puffs, gives redlines & more redlines, China's final warning, aPAULing behavior by Paul Pelosi & more Nancy Pelosi does Taiwan memes as we impatiently wait for WWIII!

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Aug 3, 2022
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America’s favorite grandma Nancy Pelosi arrived late last night in Taiwan for the next leg of her BIG Asia distraction adventure (see: WWIIIsteria: Nancy Pelosi Does Taiwan Memes (The Face That May Launch 1,000 Ships!)) just as I have that song “Gasolina” playing in my head:

Why is the song “Gasolina” playing in my head? Here are some of the lyrics in Spanish:

¡Duro! Todos los weekend'es ella sale a vacilar
¡Duro! Mi gata no para 'e janguear, porque

A ella le gusta la gasolina (Dame más gasolina)
Cómo le encanta la gasolina (
Dame más gasolina)
A ella le gusta la gasolina (
Dame más gasolina)
Cómo le encanta la gasolina (
Dame más gasolina)

Ella prende las turbinas, no discrimina
No se pierde ni un party de marquesina

And here is the translation of what those lyrics mean for our non-Latino “LatinX” friends and readers:

Yankee talks about a woman who likes to have fun [THINK VODKA]. He also mentions that she is a girl that is always hanging out with friends [THINK DONOR PARTIES AT FANCY NAPA WINERIES]. The term “janguear” comes from the English phrase “to hang out” or “hanging out”.

“She likes gasoline” is a well known Puerto Rican expression that means “she likes to go out and have a good time” [THINK TOO MUCH VODKA BEFORE A PRESS CONFERENCE]. Daddy Yankee is talking about girls that like to dance, go to parties, and enjoy nightlife.

Continuing with the theme of machines, Daddy Yankee mentions that “she turns on the turbines” [THINK GREEN ENERGY SUBSIDIES FOR FATCAT DONORS] to say that the girl is ready to have fun and that regardless of the place or the size of the party, she will still have a good time.

Does that sound like [the vodka-swilling Party leader] Nancy Pelosi to you or maybe her equally tipsy husband??? [See: ELITE WATCH: Best Nancy Pelosi's Drunk Driving Husband Memes (Plus Nephew Gavin Newsom has COVID)]

Speaking of Paul Pelosi, while you were distracted by Nancy’s BIG adventure in Taiwan… and her chip stock insider trading… and the fact that she was recently slurring incoherently again at a press conference… and the private blow job she got during the lockdowns… and her $13 cartons of ice creams that she keeps in her $25k refrigerator… more details have come to light about the recent “incident” involving him:

  • Paul Pelosi allegedly slurred speech, had drug in system and handed over police privilege card during DUI bust

Oh, and coincidentally, on the night before the trial hearing, a new presiding judge (who, coincidentally, happens to be a registered Democrat) was installed. This judge, coincidentally, has no experience doing criminal cases - except for the fact that she, coincidentally, previously worked for the Napa DA's office and the current assistant DA (who, coincidentally, donated to the judge’s political campaign as I guess she is an elected judge…) will, coincidentally, be prosecuting the case along with the current DA who also, coincidentally, has been appointed to a special board by Governor Gavin Newsom who, coincidentally, happens to be Nancy Pelosi’s nephew…

No wonder Nancy is, coincidentally, taking a little vacation in Asia and maybe trying to start some WWIII threesome action with China and Taiwan!!!

Anyway and moving on to the memes and as we impatiently wait for the WWIII psyop to begin:

Pour on the gasolina baby!:

Got matches with that gasolina?:

Not so fast as Poso may have it right:

[Video link: https://t.me/intelslava/34650]

Nancy and Xi - A love story:

Ohhh…:

Waiting…:

Have we received yet another, “China’s final warning???”

As they have a red line:

China will huff and puff and blowwwwwwwww Taiwan down!

As drastic measures are coming:

Wait, this is supposed to hurt us??? I would like to thank Xi for doing something the GOP in Congress would NEVER do: Save American taxpayers some money as you know they were probably going to be getting subsidies!:

And so much for that other plan:

But I am still getting impatient and bored waiting for some WWIII threesome action:

Boringggggggggg:

Unfortunately, the missile was made in China with pirated software (Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China's Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile):

Men need to support this equality:

Its called a double standard:

Some history and I am not going to “factcheck” this:

A FINAL WORD - And the winner of this latest psyop is……:

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Complete Great Reset Meme Index

* Tags updated as of June 6, 2023.

BIDENsteria

  • Biden Corruption Memes, Biden Documents Memes, Biden Falling Off His Bike Memes, Biden Ice Cream Memes, Biden PIGEONgate Memes, Dark Brandon Memes, Jill Biden Memes, Joe Biden Memes, Hunter Biden Memes, Let’s Go Brandon Memes & Pedo Pete Memes

BIG PHARMA, HEALTH CARE & SCIENTICISM

  • Big Pharma Memes, Euthanasia Memes, Fake Science Memes, Health Alert Memes, Health Care Memes, Moderna Memes, Pfizer Memes & Science Memes

BIG TECH, CENSORSHIP & SOCIAL MEDIA

  • Bill Gates Memes, Censorship Memes, Elon Musk Memes, Facebook Memes, Mark Zuckerberg Memes & Twitter Memes

CHINAsteria

  • China Memes, Chinese Spy Balloon Memes, COVID Lab Leak Memes & Taiwan Memes

COVIDsteria Psyop

  • COVID Amnesty Memes, COVID Hypocrisy Memes, COVID Lab Leak Memes, COVID Lockdown Memes, COVID Mask Memes, COVID Memes, COVID Propaganda Memes, COVID Satire Videos, COVID Science Memes, COVID Variant Memes, Fauci Memes, Public Health Memes, Tedros Memes & WHO Memes

EDUCATIONsteria

  • Education Memes, Public School Memes, Student Loan Forgiveness Memes & Woke University Memes

ELECTIONsteria & POLITICALsteria

  • Abortion Memes, AOC Memes, Boris Johnson Memes, Citizens for Sanity Memes, Donald Trump Memes, Dr. Oz Memes, Election Fraud Memes, Election Memes, Gavin Newsom Memes, GOP Memes, Government Memes, Illegal Immigration Memes, Kamala Harris Memes, Kevin McCarthy Memes, King Charles Memes, Martha's Vineyard Memes, Liz Cheney Memes, Liz Truss Memes, Nancy Pelosi Memes, Paul Pelosi Memes, Political Memes, PayPal Memes, Project Veritas Memes, Queen Elizabeth Memes, Roe v Wade Memes, Ron DeSantis Memes, Social Credit Score Memes, Student Loan Forgiveness Memes & Trudeau Memes

FBI & FEDs

  • Durham Report Memes, False Flag Memes, FBI Hypocrisy Memes, FBI Memes, FED Memes, IRS Memes, January 6th Memes, Mar-A-Lago Raid Memes, Patriot Front Memes & Trump Arrest Memes

GLOBAL WARMINGsteria

  • Dutch Farmer Memes, Earth Day Memes, Gas Stove Ban Memes, Global Warming Memes & Ohio Train Derailment Memes

GREAT RESET & WEF

  • Davos Memes, Great Reset Humor, Great Reset Jokes, Great Reset Memes,

    Great Reset Satire Videos, Klaus Schwab Memes & WEF Memes

GREAT RESET RESISTANCE

  • Canadian Trucker Memes, Conspiracy Theory Memes, Dutch Farmer Memes, Great Reset Resistance Memes, Memer Memes & Memes

GUN CONTROL

  • Crime Memes, Gun Control Memes, Mass Shooting Memes, Police Memes & Uvalde Memes

HOLIDAYsteria

  • Christmas Memes, Halloween Memes, Holiday Memes, Memorial Day Memes & Thanksgiving Memes

MEDIAsteria

  • Brian Stelter Memes, CNN Memes, Fox News Memes, Joe Rogan Memes, Media Memes, NPR Memes, PBS Memes, Taylor Lorenz Memes, Tucker Carlson Memes & Washington Post Memes

MONKEYsteria Psyop

  • Monkeypox Memes

PRIDEsteria & PEDOsteria

  • Balenciaga Memes, Bud Light Memes, Dalai Lama Memes, Gender Memes, Groomer Memes, Jeffrey Epstein Memes, Monkeypox Memes, Pedo Pete Memes, Pride Month Memes, Sam Brinton Memes, Transgender Memes & Transwomen in Women's Sports Memes

RACEsteria

  • Black History Month Memes, Race Memes & Scott Adams Memes

RANDOM PSYOPs or NOISE

  • Australia Memes, British Memes, California Memes, Canada Memes, Miscellaneous Memes & UFO Memes

RECESSION & INFLATION

  • Baby Formula Shortage Memes, Bank Collapse Memes, Digital Currency Memes, Egg Shortage Memes, High Gas Price Memes, Inflation Memes, Inflation Reduction Act Memes, Jim Cramer Memes & Recession Memes

RUSSOphobia & RUSSIAsteria

  • Brittney Griner Memes, FTX Memes, General Milley Memes, Nord Stream Memes, Putin Memes, Russia Invades Ukraine Memes, Russia Memes, Ukraine Biolab Memes, Ukraine Corruption Memes, Ukraine Hypocrisy Memes, Ukraine Nazi Memes, WW3 Memes & Zelensky Memes

VACCINEs

  • Damar Hamlin Memes, Died Suddenly Memes, Moderna Memes, Novak Djokovic Memes, Pfizer Memes, Sudden Adult Death Syndrome Memes, Vaccine Booster Memes, Vaccine Hesitancy Memes, Vaccine Karma Memes, Vaccine Memes, Vaccine Passport Memes & Vaccine Side Effect Memes

VIDEOs

  • Alex Stein Videos, Awaken With JP Videos, Satire Videos & Steve Inman Videos

WOKE CORPORATIONs & ORGANIZATIONs

  • Balenciaga Memes, DuckDuckGo Hypocrisy Memes, Big Tech Memes, Bud Light Memes, Hollywood Memes, Miller Light Memes, Netflix Memes, Super Bowl Memes, Woke Corporations, Woke Disney Memes, Woke Military Memes & Woke Target Memes

COVIDsteria: An Oral History of America’s Great Reset (Table of Contents) is a fictional satire along the lines of a Studs Terkel oral history or Max Brooks' World War Z published as a serialized book on Substack while Tales From the Great Reset is our occasional satirical short-story series and BREAD&CIRCUSES posts are weekly humor roundups. In addition, check out our Community + Links to Alternative COVID & Great Reset Resources...

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