ELECTIONsteria: Best Election and Election Fraud Memes (Turtles All the Way Down!)

If voting changed anything, it would be illegal. Mitch + Miss Lindsey have other plans, adult version of asking Santa Claus for something and more election Kabuki theatre and election fraud memes!

Sep 26, 2022

Midterm election Kabuki theatre is almost here and you can tell the Uniparty is getting nervous. After all, they (or rather Mitch) even has Miss Lindsey Graham running around talking about abortion - something NOBODY who’s vote is not already baked into the final Election Day cake is talking or cares about now in a recessionary economy that’s fast heading into Depression territory…

Mitch seems worried about picking up enough seats to control the Senate. If you want to know why he is worried, then you don’t understand how the Senate works under him:

Familiar Play – Mitch McConnell Blocks Attempt to Pass $2,000 COVID Relief Bill, Deflects Accountability to POTUS. The Conservative Treehouse.
First, McConnell doesn’t care about holding a majority position in the Senate. Whether he is a majority leader or a minority leader doesn’t matter to McConnell. In fact McConnell’s political skill-set does better in the minority than the majority.
The preferred political position for Mitch McConnell is where he has between 45 and 49 republican Senators, and the Democrats hold the Majority with around 55. Of course with Senator Harry Reid’s retirement, this would now imply Majority leader Chuck Schumer holding office.
Why does McConnell prefer the minority position?
The answer is where you have had to actually follow Mitch McConnell closely to see how he works. When the Majority has around 52 to 55 seats, they need McConnell to give them 8 to 9 votes to overcome the three-fifths (60 vote) threshold for their legislative needs. It is in the process of trade and payment for those 8 to 9 votes where McConnell makes more money, and holds more power, than as a sitting Majority Leader.
The 60 vote threshold, and McConnell’s incredible skillset in the minority, is where he shines. Each of the needed votes to achieve sixty is worth buckets of indulgence to the minority leader and those on K-Street who need the Senate to support their legislative constructs. The votes to get to sixty are worth a lot of money.

Or how “law-making” gets done...:

DC’s Corrupted Legislative Process and Why The Dem/Rep UniParty Dismisses Your Opinion of It… Conservative Tree House.
Recap: Corporations (special interest group) write the legislation. Lobbyists take the law and go find politician(s) to support it. Politicians get support from their peers using tenure and status etc. Eventually, if things go according to norm, the legislation gets a vote.
Within every step of the process there are expense account lunches, dinners, trips, venue tickets and a host of other customary financial way-points to generate/leverage a successful outcome. The amount of money spent is proportional to the benefit derived from the outcome.
The important part to remember is that the origination of the entire process is EXTERNAL to congress.

And my satirical take from COVIDsteria:

Ann Lamia, Former Anti-Swabbing Activist & Author of “Swabholes: How the Left is Swabbing America!”

And if you want some predictions for the coming Midterms - assuming we still have them and are not in a nuclear war with someone…:

Tales From the Great Reset: Inside an Election Fraud Brainstorming Session
Election fraud needs a Great Reset. I secretly sat in on a state Secretary of State brainstorming session as they try to come up with new ideas to make election fraud great again for the Midterms!

If you plan to vote and no matter whether or not you live someplace where elections are more or less complete Kabuki theatre (e.g. California, New York City, Philadelphia etc), be sure to vote in person on election day. At the very least, it will throw off all their algorithm and turnout calculations plus it will be fun to watch them scramble to fix and explain things after Election Day (if necessary...)

Likewise, August and September are the months for suppression polls to depress ~~non-Uniparty~~ non-Democrat and non-RINO GOP turnout. IF you get called or emailed for a poll, be sure to LIE to the pollster - unless the pollster is Trafalgar Group or Richard Baris (Big Data Poll and People's Pundit Daily). This will also help to further muddy the waters and make things fun to watch after Election Day…

And now for some election and election fraud memes…