FBIsteria: Best FBI Memes (Rank and File Excuses!)

Making excuses for the FBI rank-and-file, FBI at work, in good company, Ron Paul is psychic, same old excuses, full of PRIDE, and more FBI and/or Mar-A-Lago raid memes!

Aug 15, 2022

Before I get to more FBI memes and/or get paid a visit by them [e.g. Best FBI Memes (Kick My Door In and Send Me to the Gulag!)], let me assure everyone that I agree with people on the Right, like Bongino and Hannity (among others e.g. Former FBI Assistant Director Says 'Handful In Leadership' Are Politicizing Bureau, Following Mar-a-Lago Raid), who constantly assure us that the FBI rank and file in the field are mostly honorable patriotic Americans. They are just following orders and many don’t like what they are seeing. The problem is with the politicized people in DC at the top who have politicized and turned the FBI into an arm of the Democrat Party and the radical progressive Left… …

Just like the SS rank and file in the field who were busily managing the camps were mostly honorable patriotic Germans. They were just following orders and many did not like what they were seeing. As with the FBI, the problem was with the politicized people in Berlin at the Fuhrer Bunker who politicized and turned the organization into an arm of the NAZI party… …

Just like the Gestapo rank and file in the field who were busily helping to fill the camps were mostly honorable patriotic Germans. They were just following orders and many did not like what they were seeing. As with the FBI and with the SS, the problem was with the politicized people in Berlin at the Fuhrer Bunker who also politicized and turned the organization into an arm of the NAZI party… …

And just like the KGB rank and file who were busily managing the Lubyanka Prison and the ~~gulag~~ camps in Siberia were mostly honorable patriotic Russians. They were just following orders and many did not like what they were seeing. As with the FBI, the problem was with the politicized people in Moscow at the Kremlin who politicized and turned the organization into an arm of the Communist party… …

And just like the Stasi rank and file in the field who were busily keeping an eye on everyone were mostly honorable patriotic East Germans. They were just following orders and many did not like what they were seeing. As with the FBI, the problem was with the politicized people in East Berlin at their HQs who politicized and turned the organization into an arm of the East German Communist party… …

And finally, the rank and file Mongol soldiers who served in the armies of Tamerlane and Genghis Khan were mostly honorable patriotic Mongols. They were just following orders and many did not like what they were seeing. As with the FBI, the problem was with the politicized people at the top in the Yurts on the steppes of Central Asia… …

Of course, some people (those who want to be paid a little visit in the middle of the night…) might argue that the FBI, SS, Gestapo, KGB and Stasi (as I am guessing most Mongol soldiers were conscripts…) rank-and-file did not have to volunteer to work for such organizations and/or more or less could have quit their jobs to avoid being part of or taking part in the “things they did not like seeing…” But again, not me… As again, I don’t want to be paid a visit in the middle of the night… …

And now for more FBI memes…